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Quote by Eagerslut9
......I have no choice - someone has definitely chained me down :twisted: :twisted:
Now stop it! This is overheating my imagination. Can you give us a bit more detail as to how exactly you're chained down or do you want me to come and see for myself??
Mmmmmmmm would love for you to come and see, but this is a forum after all, so maybe should share ...............
Might go to bed now .......... with my handcuffs and all .................. :twisted: :twisted:
You told me you were going to bed half an hour ago T
Just found a mo to log back in
Ooooops gotta go
Ooops - thought YOU were otherwise engaged hunnie. Me and Mr Tune were just chatting .......... promise promise promise
ops: :oops: Quote by westerross
......I have no choice - someone has definitely chained me down :twisted: :twisted:
Now stop it! This is overheating my imagination. Can you give us a bit more detail as to how exactly you're chained down or do you want me to come and see for myself??
Mmmmmmmm would love for you to come and see, but this is a forum after all, so maybe should share ...............
Might go to bed now .......... with my handcuffs and all .................. :twisted: :twisted:
Monday - arrive at work, v. important document to submit - flippin printer doesn't work.
Call IT Manager - can't be located
Tannoy IT Manager - located in canteen having coffee
2 hours later - arrives and spends 1 hour faffing about then declares "printer's knackered - you need a new one"
We say - "are you sure, cos it's printing when just doing test prints on it's own?"
He says - "yes, weird that, but definetely the printer - you need a new one"!
Today - new printer arrives
WE install it (can't be bothered to wait for Mr IT to end his coffee break) and - suprise - it doesn't work. Check the cables and discover that the printer cable was not plugged in ........................................
ANYONE WANT A NEW PRINTER?????
Call IT Manager - can't be located
Tannoy IT Manager - located in canteen having coffee
2 hours later - arrives and spends 1 hour faffing about then declares "printer's knackered - you need a new one"
We say - "are you sure, cos it's printing when just doing test prints on it's own?"
He says - "yes, weird that, but definetely the printer - you need a new one"!
Today - new printer arrives
WE install it (can't be bothered to wait for Mr IT to end his coffee break) and - suprise - it doesn't work. Check the cables and discover that the printer cable was not plugged in ........................................
ANYONE WANT A NEW PRINTER?????
Quote by westerross
WHAT HAPPENED ............... I'M STILL FLIPPIN HERE :scared:
Well my friend Eager did summat right then. I always tell new people to watch out 'cos it's addictive. It was a joke in the early days but now.... it's like the Hotel California.
Some very special people. Just look at some of the threads on here tonight. I've pissed myself laughing.
Like I say - give in!
GIVE IN????????????????? I tried very very hard to escape but it appears I have no choice - someone has definitely chained me down :twisted: :twisted:
Quote by Eagerslut9
I know, I know, but at least I might get some sleep :sleeping: - which is more than I've done since joining this ######## place!!!
AND it's naughty boys like YOU who are responsible for keeping me up all night:evil: :evil: Luring me into S.H.A.G.S under false pretences ,,,,
Who Me?
ops: :oops: :oops:YES YOU! :evil: :evil:
Took little ole me, an innocent newbie, under your wing ......... told me it would "all be ok............ just follow me to my couch ....................... oh and you might need to take a few clothes off, you know, just to make sure you feel comfortable, we will soon have you out of here ..................."
WHAT HAPPENED ............... I'M STILL FLIPPIN HERE :scared:
I know, I know, but at least I might get some sleep :sleeping: - which is more than I've done since joining this ######## place!!!
AND it's naughty boys like YOU who are responsible for keeping me up all night :evil: :evil: Luring me into S.H.A.G.S under false pretences ,,,,
:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
AND it's naughty boys like YOU who are responsible for keeping me up all night
:evil: :evil: Luring me into S.H.A.G.S under false pretences ,,,, :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
Take the computer to bed with you dummy :roll: :roll: :roll:Quote by Eagerslut9
Deal!!
(But only if you put your old avatar back)
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock::lol: :lol: :lol:
:smitten: :smitten:
Oi you - what's wrong with the new one????!!! Everyone else seems to prefer it except YOU.
Just keep your eyes shut, and you won't even notice it. :twisted: :twisted:
Seven kids in our family and I'm the baby, so by the time they got to me, my parents had well and truly run out of good ideas (in fact they did on child number 1)
So, as if my first name isn't bad enough (no offence to other "T"s ) my middle name is S........ S.......... nope - just can't do it :shock: :cry: :cry:
So, as if my first name isn't bad enough (no offence to other "T"s
) my middle name is S........ S.......... nope - just can't do it :shock: :cry: :cry: Quote by Eagerslut9
Take no notice of them t hunni. They're all on a wind up.
When you've had enough you know that you're guaranteed a warm welcome and loads ot tlc back at the couch with me.
:therethere: :therethere::censored:
(Now doesn't that feel better?)
Thanks hunni
assionkiss: 
Sure you don't want to come check out the tank regiment with me first though??? :evil2: :evil2: I don't mind sharing, seeing as it's you :giggle:
:bounce: :bounce:
Quote by dambuster
Aaaaahhhh but he'd have been beaten by the Challenger 2 -
"The commander has a gyrostabilised fully panoramic sight with laser range finder and thermal imager. The gunner is equipped with a gyrostabilised primary sight with a laser range finder and coaxially mounted auxillary sight. The driver has an image-intensifing day and night periscope"
what more could a girl want?????
Back to the pasta
You wouldn't let it lie, would you.
Ill have you know Missy (in best Victor Meldrew type) In my day and in my way, gunners had to be able to do it, properly - without the help of IBM or Microsoft. Not for us laser this that and the other. No power traverse here, girly ! ! ! !
When I qualified as "guaranteed second round hit 100%" it was on personal merit, not because the microchips did the work.
Now get back in the kitchen and sort the pasta ! ! !
BILKO - BILKO where are you when I need you ? ? ? ?
(tongue firmly in cheek)
"Missy? ................... missy????!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Who are you calling Missy???? I'm 103, I will have you know - just have managed to keep up with modern technology .......... unlike SOME people!
Tongue firmly in .............
:rotflmao:Quote by westerross
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh know it well - one of my favourites, cos it can fit three in at a time! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Rounds or crew???
But what about a Warrior - plenty of speed AND performance :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sorry, Warrior was one of those new fangled things that came in after I'd come out (as it were)
And I've never actually touched a SA80
OK - an FV430 then, it carried 4,000 rounds :twisted: :twisted:
Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggggggggggh how on earth did we get from curry to tanks???
I blame that Dambuter and his 'three in the air' flipping show-off!!
Aaaaahhhh but he'd have been beaten by the Challenger 2 -
"The commander has a gyrostabilised fully panoramic sight with laser range finder and thermal imager. The gunner is equipped with a gyrostabilised primary sight with a laser range finder and coaxially mounted auxillary sight. The driver has an image-intensifing day and night periscope"
what more could a girl want?????
Back to the pasta
Quote by dambuster
Aaaaaaaaaaahhhh know it well - one of my favourites, cos it can fit three in at a time! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: Rounds or crew???
But what about a Warrior - plenty of speed AND performance :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
Sorry, Warrior was one of those new fangled things that came in after I'd come out (as it were)
And I've never actually touched a SA80
OK - an FV430 then, it carried 4,000 rounds :twisted: :twisted:
Aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrggggggggggh how on earth did we get from curry to tanks???
