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23 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
You're all invited to my couch for :cheers:

Hey you should have warned me it was gonna be a gang bang night on OUR couch :twisted: :twisted:
Just wanted to surprise you sweetheart!! :shock: :shock:
redface

redface

surprised

ops: :grin: :grin:
And a very pleasant suprise it was too :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
But why are more people looking for you than me ........ huh ........ huh :cry: :cry:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
You're all invited to my couch for :cheers:

Hey you should have warned me it was gonna be a gang bang night on OUR couch :twisted: :twisted:

23 Oct 2004

Off trying to find LC :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Right here!! :bounce: :bounce:
He he!! :lol: :lol: :lol:
ops:

You're always flippin well here passionkiss

passionkiss

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Lovecommando
Hi all! Did you enjoy my performance?
LC

Did I ever biggrin

biggrin

:D AND I voted for you 4 times, especially after I saw you with your shirt off :shock: :shock: :smitten:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by skegnessswingers

Why thanks for that Misschief My tesco frozen garlic bread looks REALLY inviting now :roll: :roll:
You got any room for a little one????

Um.... if its still frozen you MAY have under cooked it??
Ah damn - I forgot to turn the oven on :roll: :roll: :roll:
But, hey, it's a fairly familiar shape and icy cold so it might have some uses after all ......... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by agricola
When I was young we didn't grow pumpkins: we always used a Swede (not the Ulrika/Abba variety but what my Scots friends call 'Neeps'). Did anyone else do that? It always seemed a much better alternative to actually eating them -although I now love them.

Funnily enough, when I bought my pumpkin, the checkout lady at Tesco said "I must be old, because I remember using a Swede" And I looked a little shocked, as I could think of far better uses for a Scandinavian! :doh:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by JandPUK
The site that you want, which will explain all is:

P.

How on earth did you happen upon that???? :shock: :shock: confused

confused

23 Oct 2004

Aaawww I wanna vouch him too now :cry: :cry: :cry: redface

redface

surprised

ops:
But he just got through on the X-factor - so he won't be back for at least another week. rolleyes

rolleyes

23 Oct 2004

I need more than a bloody cup of tea to warm me up wink

wink

23 Oct 2004

Quote by fruity1976
well on the way home from my mums I got the taxi driver to swing by KFC and I had a filletburger (who cares if it was actually cat or rat instead of chicken!!)
It was loverly mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

Aaaaaaaaaaarrrrgh stop - all of you. mad

mad

:x :x
I'm gonna have to have the bread AND the crumble now to feel even halfway better :shock: rolleyes

rolleyes

:cry:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
Wow I'm at Ice Pies house right now .......... and bluddy starving.
So anyway, he's out in the kitchen rattling pots n pans n looking dead professional, or he was the one time I did peek through and half heartedly ask if he needed a hand he said no worries which is a bluddy good job cos he's using all the proper stuff and everything :shock:
So it's crispy *uck here :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Can't wait, where the bluddy ell is he, too much of this pan rattling and not enough of the grub! :twisted:
God it smells good
Misschief - feeling v. weird on someone elses puter :?

Why thanks for that Misschief mad

mad

My tesco frozen garlic bread looks REALLY inviting now rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
You got any room for a little one???? wink

wink

23 Oct 2004

UPDATE
I've just been and blown him out

23 Oct 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
If you're really starving you could eat the pumpkin.

Mike.

:shock: :shock: :shock: how could you say that - cannibals the lot of you. That little pumpkin man is doing his bestest to guard my little ole house and you want me to EAT him :shock: :shock:

23 Oct 2004

Nah, I'm more of a cream girl myself redface

redface

surprised

ops:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by candj
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Just returned from havin our tea out we had......
GARLIC BREAD
and it was scrummy !! :D
love
candj
xx
:swingingchair:

Oh ok - you :swingingchair: it for me rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

23 Oct 2004

Me toooooooooooooo rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
Can you fit us all in??? confused

confused

23 Oct 2004

Rhubarb Crumble or garlic bread .......................... confused

confused

(I'm doing my best Eager redface

redface

)

23 Oct 2004

BLOW
BLOW
(I think I'm gonna get such a from RSAB2 any minute now )

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
LC was lurking around earlier.
LC ? LC ? Hello??????????????????????

I'm telling you - he's on the telly. I just went and checked again. rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll:
And I'll tell you something, he's got one fit body!!! :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

23 Oct 2004

Mmmmmmmmm nice idea :thrilled:
But I bet you anything, as soon as I get me kit off, the little begger's light will go out ..................... typical bloke!!! rolleyes

rolleyes

:roll: :roll:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by RSAB2
Job - to get it back on track!

Oooooohhh blimey - sorry redface

redface

surprised

ops:

BLOW

23 Oct 2004

Right, the little begger is just winding me up now - I get out there and, before I get a chance to do anything, he suddenly starts burning like the bestest pumpkin lantern ever seen .... Aaaaaaaaaaaargh mad

mad

:x :x
And now I'm soaked all the way through so, no Eager, I can't join you on the couch cos I've gotta go and take all my clothes off! :rascal: :moon:

23 Oct 2004

Terminally bored this evening, and flicking through the channels, happened upon the X-Factor ( redface

redface

surprised

ops: )
And there is a contestant on there who is the spitting image of Lovecommando (well his chin anyway) ........... and he's not around this evening it would seem .......... so I was wondering .................................. blink

blink

:eeek:

23 Oct 2004

Quote by GenHertsCpl
Could be because you have a tight fitting lid and if you also havent carved much out of the pumpkin, there isnt enough oxygen in the pumpkin for it to burn efficiently, hence it eventually goes out. My hubby does our, and his are the bollox as he is very arty, will try and find a pic of one somewhere.
I sounded rather intelligent before didnt i? Sorry, it wont happen again! :doh:
PS. isnt Halloween next weekend?

Mmmmm the lid is VERY tight and it's only a little pumpkin ......... maybe I'll take the lid off a bit. Off I go again then bolt

bolt

P.S. Yes yes, I know ........... but when you're four years old (not me!!) Halloween lasts for at least a month!

23 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
It needs more ventilation hunni!!

(Ex-firefighter)

Oooooooohhh have you still got the uniform and the big hose?? :twisted: :twisted:
But now I'm confused, do I move into the wind or out of it???? :confused2:
And I'm getting flippin soaked going in an outside to check on the damned thing rolleyes

rolleyes

]

23 Oct 2004

Quote by nealfiona
We use the little tea lighters they seem to be ok and they last for hours. Also try and put them in a less windy place.
F

OK, off I go out in the wind and rain with me tealight then ..................... I may be some time!! bolt

bolt

23 Oct 2004

SUCK
Oh sorry, not talking about preferences.................
FELT

23 Oct 2004

Hey this is one perfectly formed pumpkin lantern with a tight fitting lid - no flippin rain is getting in I ASSURE you!!! :smug:
And I just checked it (for the 100th time) and it is just glowing really really really feebly - what the heck is that gonna frighten away???? :confused:

23 Oct 2004

Having spent an entertaining rolleyes

rolleyes

afternoon preparing a beautiful (though I say so myself) pumpkin lantern with my four year old, complete with sadistic grin, we proudly took it outside in the pouring rain and lit it. How wonderful did it look - shining brightly in the pitch black. :bounce: :bounce:
Ten minutes later ......................... out goes the candle evil

evil

Ok, so re-lit it and ............. yep, out it went again. :evil: :evil: :evil:
Does anyone know how you keep the fecking things alight????
:confused2: