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3 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster

Nope, you've lost me! Anyone got satnav?

Don't need an ashtray. I'm stopping smoking tomorrow.
Soz - mean tomoz
(Don't I???)
Stopping smoking???? :scared: :scared: passionkiss

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3 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
:laughabove: :laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao: Sorry - just my sense of humour

Leave the poor girl (?) alone Mr D .......... you will frighten her off. rolleyes

:roll:

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3 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
*ahem*
Not all arsehole ex's are male

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2 Jan 2005

Ex's .............. aaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggghhh
After the Xmas and New Year I have had, please don't start me off, cos I will probably NEVER stop.
I am there with you each one of you, all the way .................. hugs and all.

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by Debbiewebs
Two polar bears.
One on the North Pole
One on the South Pole
As the world rotates, when they pass each other
They shout
"RADIO"

:confused: :confused: :confused:
OK come on, explain :undecided: dunno

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i dont no eather! but just pretend innocent

I know, I know :giggle: :giggle:

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by Eagerslut9
Hey PJ!
I'm reasonable. In fact I'm totally free!! :lol:
:twisted: :twisted:

and easy ............... :lol: :lol: :bolt:

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster

Hang ON a minute Mr D .............................. only yesterday you told me you were 24!!!!! :smackbottom:

But yesterday was SOOOOOOOOO long ago
And as I said then - you need a new calculator
Actually, I think you told me I was crap at maths!!! rolleyes

:roll:
See, I wasn't that pissed after all.

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
He might be too old for you DB but spare a thought for the old uns :lol:

:laughabove:

:laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao::laughabove: :rotflmao:
I can remember (just) being quite cute at 25
Hang ON a minute Mr D .............................. only yesterday you told me you were 24!!!!!

:smackbottom:

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2 Jan 2005

Ohhhh God, it's all coming back to me - I was here last night, and got totally plastered. redface

ops: :oops:
I think I propositioned someone by PM but can't remember who and I'm way too scared to go and check my sent box!!!! :eeek: :scared: :scared:
I MUST NOT DRINK, I MUST NOT DRINK, I MUST NOT DRINK, I MUST NOT DRINK ..........

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by Lazeeboy
I never knew that I could send a PM to someone on this site, and get a reply from someone else who I've never ever spoken to before ....... bizarre. [/quote
What's a PM?

PM means PRIVATE message. Some people on this site don't get that though!

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2 Jan 2005

I never knew that I could send a PM to someone on this site, and get a reply from someone else who I've never ever spoken to before ....... bizarre. dunno

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by celticq
Actually I have already thought of a cunning way to get my revenge.
I'm going to dress up as a penguin and slap him round the back of the head.

But if you dress as the penguin, YOU have to accept being pushed into the icy cold hole ............................. can you, can you .............

I think I've gone mad

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
there you go dambuster just what the thread was for.......a new discovery.

Mmmm
Waterbeds have thermostats and CQ fires jelly babies from her nose.
I don't think I dare go back and read the whole thread. Don't know whatI might discover. :shock:
Hopefully a patch for my airbed!

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2 Jan 2005

No, no no, how can you want to see that poor little defenceless (??spell) penguin knocked over time and time again ....... you are all soooo cruel.
And when the xmas ice pie looks soooooooooooooo sweet and sexy ...........
SAVE THE PENGUIN

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie

can't we have it back, just for a little while .......... until the 12th night????? Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase - I'll do anything?????

OK, as long you explain to CQ that this was your idea, not mine. :twisted:
Woooooooooohhhhh ........... I'm in luuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrrrrrrve :inlove: :inlove: :inlove:
With an Ice Pie Santa Avatar ........... oooooooohhhh mmmmmmmyyy goooooooooooooddd!

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by Ice Pie
I like the Xmas hoody .................. ops: :oops:

But it's not xmas anymore sad

:(
Never mind, it'll be easter in a few months, I'll dress up as a bunny rotflmao

But it was sooooooooooo sexy ..... can't we have it back, just for a little while .......... until the 12th night????? Pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaase - I'll do anything?????
Oh god, i shouldn't have said that .............

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2 Jan 2005

I like the Xmas hoody .................. redface

ops: :oops:

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster

Oooohhh have you got a camp bed??? Cos since me airbed has failed, I need one for next weekend.....................???

No, I'm afraid both my beds are straight - and a little macho - truth be told
Well I NEED a bed for next weekend - any offers???? :twisted:

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2 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster

And airbeds with a puncture ................................................. fecking bad back!

I just might be able to help with the bad back wink

Oooohhh have you got a camp bed??? Cos since me airbed has failed, I need one for next weekend.....................???

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1 Jan 2005

Quote by dambuster
I discovered this morning that waterbeds, although good for rumpy pumpy; are feckin cold to sleep on.

And airbeds with a puncture ................................................. fecking bad back!

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1 Jan 2005

Yep, I agree. I've had a dreadful time too - problems with ex, so called friends letting me down dramatically, but we can get through it, all together, with REAL friends and those who truly care.

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1 Jan 2005

So where are they then? Everybody's waiting ............... :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

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22 Dec 2004

There can surely only be one winner of this poll and where is he?????
Cum in EagerSlut ................................ bolt

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1 Dec 2004

assionkiss: :passionkiss: kiss

:kiss:

:hump:

:69:

:smitten:

:passionkiss: xxxxxxxx

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30 Nov 2004

Quote by MikeNorth
Ahem - it's couples only at Partners on Thursday nights :( :(
Mike.

Lucky we're going to Chameleons then isn't it.

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30 Nov 2004

:bounce: :bounce: We're off to Chameleons again this Thursday evening. Anyone care to join us???
Straight single guys welcome cos we are looking for some FMMMM.......... fun redface

:twisted: :twisted:

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28 Nov 2004

You need to get yourself further south - it's nice and warm down here ............. wink

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27 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
I spy with my little eye
Some people trying really hard to by naughty
And really failing miserably
:P :P :P

Maybe you weren't looking hard enough ......................... :twisted: :twisted:
Had a good look around and couldn't find anyone being very naughty - even in the orgy thread :shock: :shock: :shock:
:P
goes back to her bowl of ice cream cool

Well maybe you'd like to get in there and be naughty with me then ???? dunno

:twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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27 Nov 2004

Quote by Jags
I spy with my little eye
Some people trying really hard to by naughty
And really failing miserably
:P :P :P

Maybe you weren't looking hard enough ......................... :twisted: :twisted:

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27 Nov 2004

Quote by davej
I've been round there whilst she was out and nicked this off the mantle piece
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/swingers-forum/images/avatars/11183432494186751e0ec9a.gif
anyone wanna borrow it and post in disguise

:giggle: :giggle: :giggle: - fantastic!!!!

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