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27 Nov 2004

Quote by dambuster

Ooooohhh yes please - cos I need me back sorting out before I can do any serious playing!!!

You know we'll prolly get locked again, don't you?
Oi - I meant "orgy" playing - not just with you :twisted: :twisted:
Where is everyone ................................ dunno

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27 Nov 2004

Oooops I think we've been rumbled ................. RUN FOR IT ....... bolt

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27 Nov 2004

Punishment??? .................. no, don't fancy that .......... rolleyes

:roll:

:smackbottom: whip

:twisted: :twisted:

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27 Nov 2004

:giggle: Just think what we could get up to whilst the grown-ups are out ................... :twisted:

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27 Nov 2004

Quote by dambuster
corners?? I say we all meet in the middle :twisted:

Ooooooooooohhhh yes - can I be RIGHT in the middle?? Please, please, pretty please ............... :twisted: :twisted:
t&t - Hello. Should I perhaps warm the oils for later maybe?
Ooooohhh yes please - cos I need me back sorting out before I can do any serious playing!!! rolleyes

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27 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
corners?? I say we all meet in the middle :twisted:

Ooooooooooohhhh yes - can I be RIGHT in the middle?? Please, please, pretty please ............... :twisted: :twisted:

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27 Nov 2004

Can I cum (ooops sorry) join in this time???? redface

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27 Nov 2004

Big hugs, kisses and thank you's to you all redface

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26 Nov 2004

TUNE ESSENCE kiss

Missed ya

And i've been hanging around for days to find something / someone suitable for my 400th post! xxxx redface

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21 Nov 2004

Quote by dambuster

Oh if you say so they must do then..

Oiiii ! ! ! !
You having a bad day ?
passionkiss

assionkiss: One for each of you - stay calm!!!!

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18 Nov 2004

I feel now is the time to come to the rescue of Fruity.
I bring my army out of retirement just for this occasion.
THREAD HIJACK (sorry flirty)
Re-lapse ..... I NEED THESE EMOTICONS ........ please please please ........ how do I get them???? I will give you ANYTHING ........... :twisted: :twisted: (not that I have a thing about tanks or anything, I promise you!)
THREAD HIJACK ENDED

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17 Nov 2004

Can I book you for 31st - though you might have to fight your way past the tanks ............ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: : passionkiss

but you have to change your bloody horrible avatar first!!!

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15 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Are you a scamp?
At least one of you is. Well, er, that makes two of us to my certain knowledge. :grin:
Anyone else a scamp?
:twisted: :twisted:

Scamp?????? Is that a bit like a tramp????? :shock: :shock: :shock:

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15 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster

Just can't imagine why a girl would need so many different sizes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Well...... thats so you can chose the size that will fit the screw head best, it stops it slipping off when you hit the other end of the driver with an electric hammer to fully drive it home.....
What?? You don't have an electric hammer ??
Bloody amateurs......... Geeeezzzeeee!
wink

But WHY oh WHY do I need five of each size????? Surely one of each will do???? dunno

OK, I am going to let you in on a few secrets hereâ€¦â€¦..
If you look closely at the 5 bits that look the sameâ€¦.(bits is a technical term for screwdriver ends) you will see 2 are left handed, 2 are right handed, and one is an ambidextrous bit (Top-Tipâ€¦ if you fit the ambidextrous one in the screwdriver anyone can use it).
Another tip is, get a corn plaster and stick it on the other end of the driverâ€¦. It helps you aim when you hit it with the electric hammer.
Donâ€™t thank meâ€¦â€¦ itâ€™s in my nature.
Now then Mr Patronising ( lol

) - I am sat here with the whole lot on my lap, and I promise you, whilst I may be just a GIRL, I am totally sure that there are FOUR of each type, especially as it says PHO, PHO, PHO, PHO, then PH1, PH1, PH1, PH1 etc etc.
I would suggest it was designed for BLOKES who NEVER put anything back where they found it so need plenty of spares!!!!
And now I can't close the f###ing case ........ I NEED A MAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNN

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15 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster

Just can't imagine why a girl would need so many different sizes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

Well...... thats so you can chose the size that will fit the screw head best, it stops it slipping off when you hit the other end of the driver with an electric hammer to fully drive it home.....
What?? You don't have an electric hammer ??
Bloody amateurs......... Geeeezzzeeee!
wink

But WHY oh WHY do I need five of each size????? Surely one of each will do???? dunno

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14 Nov 2004

Oh dear :shock:

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14 Nov 2004

Quote by cu3b4ll
Power tools are FANTASTIC!!!! Am I the only one that has had a love affair with an industrial sander?!?!? :shock:

Hope you take the paper off first? :shock:
Ouch :shock: :shock: :shock:

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14 Nov 2004

Quote by MQ
WOWEE tools with accessories are always good

You should see it - there are loads of them :shock: :shock: :shock:
Just can't imagine why a girl would need so many different sizes :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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14 Nov 2004

Quote by cu3b4ll
An electric screwdriver?

And the winner is ............................. Angel Chat :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss

BUT not just any electric screwdriver you know ......... I think I must have been thinking of something else when I bought it, cos I somehow have managed to be the proud owner of a cordless screwdriver that looks EXACTLY like a big black vibrator
Any chance you could post a piccy of it for us blokes with power tool fetishes??
worship

You know what, I was actually so suprised at what it looked like when I took it out of its BIG BLACK CASE WHICH ALSO CONTAINS ONE HUNDRED SCREWY TYPE THINGS THAT GO ON IT, that I went looking for a pic of it on the B & Q website but I don't know how to get it into my post rolleyes

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14 Nov 2004

Quote by Angel Chat
An electric screwdriver?

And the winner is ............................. Angel Chat :bounce: :bounce: passionkiss

BUT not just any electric screwdriver you know ......... I think I must have been thinking of something else when I bought it, cos I somehow have managed to be the proud owner of a cordless screwdriver that looks EXACTLY like a big black vibrator???!!!!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll: redface

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Bloody well hope I don't get them muddled up :eeek: :eeek: :eeek:

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14 Nov 2004

Ok - so two peeps are VERY close and they are .............
xxdevil69
and ...............
cu3b4ll

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14 Nov 2004

Bloody hell .......... I wish I'd bought all the above now, cos what I actually bought is now looking a tad boring redface

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14 Nov 2004

Quote by Calista
A spider catcher???

No, but boy do I need one of those .......... do you know where I can get one??? :shock:

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14 Nov 2004

Ah-ha .......... someone's getting closer ........................ lol

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14 Nov 2004

For goodness sake rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
A clue then ........... mmmmmmmmmmmmmm ...............
it's black dunno

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14 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
A ticket for the next Rolling Stones revival concert (with zimmerframe access)

Oi, you saying I need a zimmerframe ffs evil

:evil: :evil: :giggle:

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14 Nov 2004

Cd - yes but not the answer
Map - no, already got one,. and anyway I'm a woman so have a GREAT sense of direction rolleyes

Car - no, already got one of them too
Train ticket to Chesterfield - ??????????? Why?? dunno

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14 Nov 2004

Quote by frogster
Guess what I bought today :shock: :shock: :shock:

A bicycle?
Mmmmm could do with a ............. no no no, not a bicycle redface

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14 Nov 2004

There's quite a pleasant layby round the corner from my house, if you're interested??? :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :evil2:

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14 Nov 2004

Guess what I bought today :shock: :shock: :shock:

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