Quote by fruity1976
tut tut this really isnt going to tunn into a large thread joining orgy is it:P
Mmmmmmmmmmmm sounds like fun ............ :evil2: :evil2:
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Quote by fruity1976
Whats with all the anarchy in here, yes people get stressed and I know Im a nutter and rarely make sense in here but I'm getting to the point where I'm waiting for fecking Jeremy Beadle to jump out!??
Whats going on!!
Cant we level out the karma in here and just chill a bot peeps?? Arent we meant to be here to have soe fun and chat?
How come you said it so much more better than I did in my thread!!!!
ops: ............ why on earth is it that, recently, every flippin thread in this place seems to turn into an argument.
I'm sure I am not the only person who has hardly bothered to post for the last few days cos you have absolutely NO idea who will take offence.
This used to be a fun, relaxing place to come when you wanted to get away from the stresses of REAL life ...................
WHAT IS GOING ON?????
I'm sure I am not the only person who has hardly bothered to post for the last few days cos you have absolutely NO idea who will take offence.
This used to be a fun, relaxing place to come when you wanted to get away from the stresses of REAL life ...................
WHAT IS GOING ON?????
Quote by oliveoyl
Please dont anybody take this personally but I have to GRRRRRRRR
Why do people have kids and then go on to dump them whenever they feel like it?
A member of my family has 3 gorgeous chldren and hasnt had them at the weekends since the begining of august so that her and hubby can pursue the lifestyle.
I would love to be able to have a child.
Life is jusr very unfair!!!!!!!!!
Sorry very touchy subject but I needed to get it off my chest!
I only just saw this and CANNOT believe that no-one gave you big big hugs and kisses
:therethere: Keep your chin up - there are people out there who totally understand. :cry:
Quote by tallnhairy
I'm gonna get the right hump in a minute.
I may even leave.
No-one has mentioned me either, so shall we lip lock together???!!!
ops:T&T Same offer as Ice
(Boy I hope don't get same reaction as was expecting from Icw :shock: )
Mmmmmm confused now - who am I snogging again?????
:? :shock:Me
But what about the Icey one???
Quote by tallnhairy
I'm gonna get the right hump in a minute.
I may even leave.
No-one has mentioned me either, so shall we lip lock together???!!!
ops:T&T Same offer as Ice
(Boy I hope don't get same reaction as was expecting from Icw :shock: )
Mmmmmm confused now - who am I snogging again?????
:? :shock: Quote by Eagerslut9
Do you get them on your back or on your knees usually?
Do you get more at home or in the office?
Has anyone ever got them from a long shag pile?
:twisted: :twisted:
:smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: :smackbottom: 
:whip: :whip: :whip: YOU HAVE A PM ........................
Boy am I ever gonna give you a slap when I get hold of you!
Quote by wewantu2
after 25 yrs of research,
i have the answer
take a sip nice and slowly,gently take the bottle out of the mouth ,proceed with left thumb(not the right one)on to opening apply a little pressure,leave for 3 mins,problem sorted,now enjoy
Uummmmm - what happens if your thumb is too small to cover the top?
ops:like i said i have 25 yrs expierence,try your tounge,take a sip ,then apply tounge over top(,bit of advice if your flirting or eying someone up could be at this point your sending out very sexual signals)leave for 3 mins winking left eye suggestively :wink:
OK - very funny ........ NOT!
I just tried this and nearly f'''ing choked to death!
:x And I'm normally quite good at swallowing quickly too! :wink: :oops:
Quote by Ice Pie
I was (of course :twisted: ) looking for a scientific answer
As you tip the bottle, the liquid flows unimpeded and the air moves past it, maintaining equal atmospheric pressure inside and outside of the bottle. It then hits your mouth and bounces back into the bottle. At this point, air can no longer escape from the bottom of the bottle because its egress is completely blocked by the beer filling the neck of the bottle. As the liquid moves upwards, the air thus trapped, is compressed. The excited oxygen then hits the surface of the liquid with sufficient force to induce an accelerated rate of absorption by the carbon bubbles in the beer, resulting in the beer becoming saturated with carbon-dioxide. The pressure of the gas inside the beer is now greater than the pressure outiside, and when the beer moves sufficiently that the neck of the bottle is no longer completely blocked, or the beer starts to move through the neck, the high pressure gas tends to move towards the region of lower pressure, resulting in fizzy froth all over your face.
HTH
Uh, right, ok ........ gotcha ........... thanks ....... I think
Quote by wewantu2
after 25 yrs of research,
i have the answer
take a sip nice and slowly,gently take the bottle out of the mouth ,proceed with left thumb(not the right one)on to opening apply a little pressure,leave for 3 mins,problem sorted,now enjoy
Uummmmm - what happens if your thumb is too small to cover the top?
ops: Quote by Eagerslut9
... when you take the first mouthful out of a bottle of beer, it then proceeds to get all over excited and fizz up and spurt out all over the flippin floor???
(Not that that has just happened to me of course)
If I was the bottle and you had your mouth round my end T, I guess I'd fizz up and spurt out all over the place!!
:roll: 
:lol::twisted: :twisted:
:roll: Behave yourself
:smackbottom: I was (of course :twisted: ) looking for a scientific answer
Quote by Alexandra
Ahhhhhhhhhhh - yep I forgot!
A bit of business, then a relaxing holiday!!!!!!
Thanks T&T - it had completely slipped my mind!
Just a thought....
has TE been PM victim of the week yet?
If not, the week after next may be a good time to set him up,oooooops, honour him!
Hugs, Alex x xx
Oooooooohhh yes, I'm sure he'd love that! I think he only actually went on Friday though (not that I know him THAT well of course
:twisted: ) so maybe it would be best to "honour" him, and his return, the week after the week after next?! :giggle:
T xxxx
