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7 Nov 2004

Mmmmmmmmmmm ....... something a little odd here maybe??? confused

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7 Nov 2004

To be honest, from my limited experience on here, I suspect truck drivers are just gonna walk it. redface

Though I would take it one stage further and say ex-services truck drivers are even worse! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
So not quite sure what Eager is gonna do to himself for making the winning nomination! :shock: :shock: :shock: :eeek:

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7 Nov 2004

free! ...............
Goes by the name of Eagerslut9. biggrin

Personally tried, tested and thoroughly recommended on all fronts, to boys and girls alike.
Oh, and couples too ! :twisted: :twisted:
And he really wants a ................... redface

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Trust me .... he is worth it!

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6 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
What's the parking like?

Parking for 500, including disabled, and mother & baby helicopter pads on the beach. :lol2:
Are there any laybyes there? redface

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What are you like???!!! rolleyes

:roll: :roll:
You need to get back to the couch! bolt

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6 Nov 2004

Quote by Ice Pie
If we have a whip round, I reckon we might raise enough for a trip to Toys 'R' Us and get a Tracey Island :bounce:
F.A.B.

Oooooohhhh you're all more than welcome to visit MY island! :twisted:
T xxx

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6 Nov 2004

Quote by Clare_Lincs
If you're on the Pill you can delay it, but I've no idea how to make it come more quickly :shock:

Not on the pill as Steve has had the snip confused

Hate to have to tell you but, if you're not on the pill or anything then I think you're f###ed (or not I guess!!!) :cry:

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4 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
If you get inundated with extra hours t bung us a couple over here.
Of course the less time spent on here,the more time there is for other things
What! You mean there's life beyond the walls of SH Towers? :undecided:
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
Hunni, I think flirty meant more time in "bed" :roll: :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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3 Nov 2004

I have some friends who asked me to check your availability tomorrow afternoon
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they have stockings that need filling ..............

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3 Nov 2004

Quote by SpiritedAway
a boss with a beautiful mahogany

Oh, forgot to mention, I'm a boss with beautiful mahogany woody that needs polishing every day wink

SA
XXX
Mmmmmmmmmmm I do kinda like bosses ......... ooops I mean polishing ......... no no Mahogany redface

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3 Nov 2004

Quote by fruity1976
Yes very very true!! I need an extra 13 hours a day cause 10 hours sleep and 3 hours on SH ( im not superstitious!)

Yep ........ I'm with you all the way on that one, but I AM superstitious so maybe 11 hours sleep! lol

:lol:

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3 Nov 2004

I've got a few spare ones I've been saving up to give away as Christmas pressies. Was thinking of beating Santa to it and stuffing a few stockings myself, but I'm not going to wait 'til Christmas eve..................
So get your stockings ready girls, and I'll show you how to really come down the chimney :twisted: :twisted:
Did I say that?? Hmmmmmmmmm..............

Oi ........... if you want to pick up other women, go get your own flippin thread mad

:x

:smackbottom: :smackbottom:
but you can come down my chimney anytime

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3 Nov 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
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Wouldn't like to say ............... :oops: :oops:

Take it that's a yes then.....!!!! :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
lol

:lol:

I have NO idea WHAT you mean??? confused

:? :twisted: wink

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3 Nov 2004

ops: :oops: :oops: rolleyes

Wouldn't like to say ............... :oops: :oops:

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3 Nov 2004

OK, so am I the only person who finds that there are nowhere near enough hours in each day to get everything done???? :cry: :shock: :shock: mad

And if I am, then can anyone lend me a few hours of their day ............ just to help me out ..........??? I reckon I need about another three every weekday, and maybe only 2 at weekends. redface

All offers considered wink

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1 Nov 2004

Listen girls (and guys I guess!!!), he shares my couch and believe me, he is very VERY good at naughty things ............ :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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1 Nov 2004

um ...
um...
eerrr....
Bugger ............ someone's pinched me f###ing words now ........... WHAT IS GOING ON FFS???!!! mad

:x

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
No, no, no.
One car for me - the rest are for the flowers, choccys, wine, candles, massage oils to eas your back.

Hey! DB
You won't find anywhere to park me old mate. Sorry but my rig's there!!
lol

:lol: :lol: :lol: :cheers:
Boys, boys, no-one is parking up outside MY house until I find my flippin pyjama top! WHERE IS IT???? mad

:x

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
Its shocking t,I know,but I do believe its "going on" between members of this actual forum!

Noooooooooooo :shock: :shock: :shock:
Names please ......... :twisted: :twisted:

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
But t - that'd mean THREE people would be involved in this er m..m..massage..thats virtually a prelude to that naughty "swinging" stuff I've been hearing about isn't it?

Gosh ........... now we couldn't have that COULD we??? redface

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by dambuster
Now this is getting strange ........... cos I have lost the top half of my pyjamas :shock: :shock: :shock:

Whoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh bolt

I'm on my way to help you look for them, and to ease that back pain you have.
. . . . . . . . . .
Are you so large that you need 10 cars to transport you???? Or are there 10 of you :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by Flirty Fruitcake
I don't begrudge others and their pleasures t - but I do have my own needs too,true

My back is soooooooo sore that two pairs of hands might be better than one???!!! :twisted:

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by Eagerslut9
Hey t,I think this is quite innovative,a new form of pampering,you can be alone and pamper yourself or be pampered online - cyber-pampering!

There is a third course of action Flirty. T can get me to pamper her "hands on" then the both of us will be happy.!!
cool

:lol:
????? Why would flirty be happy if I pamper YOU??? :shock:

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by MISSCHIEF
How about running a v. hot bath, then draining all the water (thus leaving bath edges warm)
Then chuck in a load of deep heat, jump in, wriggle around and then just marinade in it like that for a couple of hours?

Mmmmmmmmmmmmm - so just how do you know about this technique???!!! :shock: :shock: :shock:

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by cardiffbornlad
I get mine in a Chinese health shop in Cardiff. Good stuff too. If you want a trip here I got a bed free and the massage is still on offer.
If you got a chinese health shop local then try them( but I doubt if they'll rub it in for ya hehehehehehehehehe
:twisted: Hey I feel a nice lttle earner coming on "Anyone want to buy so Tiger Balm" lmao :twisted:
Taff666 :twisted:

Unfortunately, I don't think I can walk as far as the car :eeek: ... it's getting stiffer by the minute :shock:

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31 Oct 2004

Now this is getting strange ........... cos I have lost the top half of my pyjamas :shock: :shock: :shock:

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by agricola
Never really had too much trouble in the village with 'trick or treaters'..until this year. One or two of the 'incomers ' have brought their stupid 'customs' with them and have been banging on the doors, frightening the old folk and annoying the younger. We had two tonight: just sitting down to a nice pork loin and a bottle of Cabernet and...BANG! BANG! BANG! 'TRICK OR TREAT!!!' Right you little buggers, thinks Agricola. I answered the door and ...'Hello lads, ..oh yes, certainly, don't trick me...oh, goodness, by my Granny's sanitary towels, of course I'll get you a treat!!.'....so I did, a brace of pheasant that I hadn't got round to plucking! (Warm weather, been hanging for a while, plenty of flies about.....stunk like a ferret in a tart's handbag)....'here you go chaps, mind you enjoy them...tell your mum's that a bit of Elderberry Relish is just the thing...here, catch hold...no, never mind the maggots! Improves the flavour! Smell? No, that's flavour my bonny lads! Oh, you look a bit pale? Feel sick? Probably that stupid mask you've got smothering your face. Off you trot my proud lovelies...no, don't thank me...Bon Appetit....feel free to vomit in the flower beds...does the Dahlias a treat...do come again.....'
That sorted the little sods...don't think they'll be knocking again on this door in a hurry...

:rotflmao: :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
and I've run out of wine ...... can you spare some cabernet??? wink

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31 Oct 2004

Guess it's a shame it's not bloody p###ing it down tonight - that might shut them up!
But I think I'd be a little intimidated by a group of 20 agressive beggars! Just like I am by a group of children banging on my door redface

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by cardiffbornlad
Due to Army days I have a bad back to.
I've used them all but the only thing that seems to work is Tiger Balm. Mind you it helps if you get a nice friend to massage it in for you.
I know the technique so just tell me where to come. :twisted: :twisted:
Taff666 :twisted:

I'm in luuuuuuurve .......... :inlove:
Tiger Balm .......... I didn't think it still existed ................ where do you get it, please tell me, please please pleeeeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaase .......... kiss

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31 Oct 2004

Quote by dambuster
Yeh, thanks for that guys. But not much use when I can't even bend down to take my knickers off! :twisted:
I was actually after some sensible advice you know :roll: :roll:

Either use the Deap Heat type stuff that come in an aerosol, or -
Squeeze out a little onto the back of your hand and rub it in that way.
(Been single before)
Spooky ............ how come it's possible to reach more of your back with the back of your hand than the front???!!!! confused

:? :shock:

(and that's even with double-jointed elbows!)

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31 Oct 2004

I just had a bunch of brats who, not content with ringing the (disconnected) bell, tried to bang the door down and yell through the letter box .............. and they appeared to have a parent with them ............... WHAT IS GOING ON???!!! :shock:

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