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Well T, i do a mean massage, you fancy that?
Gill x
Mmmmmmmm now let me think .......... :twisted:
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t__t1
Over 90 days ago
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So here it is - I spent the night at my mum's 
, sleeping on an airbed which, at 1 am decided to deflate (story of my life :cry: ).
So I spent the night sleeping on the bloody floor and now my back feels like a herd of angry elephants in stilettos (red) have been jumping on it.
And I can't reach to rub the deep heat on by myself ............................... :cry: :cry: :cry
Sometimes I HATE being single ....................
, sleeping on an airbed which, at 1 am decided to deflate (story of my life :cry: ).So I spent the night sleeping on the bloody floor and now my back feels like a herd of angry elephants in stilettos (red) have been jumping on it.
And I can't reach to rub the deep heat on by myself ............................... :cry: :cry: :cry
Sometimes I HATE being single ....................
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I can definetely forgive ............ :twisted: :twisted:
Just pop up onto your knees, my angel; as I hold you gently around your waist with just the slightest hint of pressure from my thumbs on your back and raise myself to my knees.
Oooohhhhh .......... just when I have to go to bed ...............
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And as I get to the top of your back with my tongue, I roll my head to the side an caress your neck so very, very gently?
Can you forgive the pressure of my manhood as it rests in the valley of your bum cheeks?
(No jokes about rolling my head back to me ffs)
I can definetely forgive ............ :twisted: :twisted:
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You can only nibble my bum and ........... if you get your old avatar back!
And if I move slowly North to caress with my mouth, the small of your back?
Slight prob with the avatar - can't remember what I called it, filename and such
Shit ! ! !
I was supposed to find Mr Coarse wasn't I?
Nah, your alright, I quite like Mr Smooth ................. :twisted: :twisted:
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GOODNIGHT T - U R ONE POST AWAY FROM 300 SO THATS SOMETHING TO CELEBRATE!
Funny that I don't feel like celebrating isn't it.
You have a PM
Test me at your will
A very public THANK YOU
Frogs and Scorpions, t. Frogs and Scorpions
Take care
Scorpions I know ......... frogs???? Ribbett????!!!!
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No, I did not mean feet ................. I need cheering up ..............
Ok
GET YER ARSE OVER 'ERE GIRL :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Now - where were we??
I've just checked my ad, and apparently; I can do coarse.
Can't make my mind up whether to bite ye bum or kiss so very gently.
You know - those soft, butterfly's wing sort of thing?
Thank you for rescuing my thread ....................
Butterflies are good ......... but ............. :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
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This is t&t's thread
Whoa!!!!!!!
This thread was put up for people to respond!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was just mucking about, taking the mick, blah blah blah .....
So if my thread is ok to be mucked about and hijacked and taken the piss out of then I'd rather you just lock it. Thank you.
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I resisted Buffy on Johnothan Ross, but now it's that eastern european-looking blonde with the wide mouth, full lips and neilinleeds nose.
Charlie Sheen
:shock: ???That's the guy - Thanx JonJon
I think it's Natasha something.
Not Kaplinski(?) she reads the am news.
And does ballroom dancing!
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Do you know what - I'm fed up with EVERY thread being taken over by the Munch, that not EVERYONE on this site can get to.
And YES I'm in a VERY sad bad mood
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rattle rattle ...........dunmmy on floor
So you never feel sad then .............. lucky lucky you :x
And, you know what Judy TV, this was MY post and YOU hijacked it, and made me feel even more sad. So I hope you feel happy now. Think I might go find my REAL friends on here now.
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Do you know what - I'm fed up with EVERY thread being taken over by the Munch, that not EVERYONE on this site can get to.
And YES I'm in a VERY sad bad mood
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo rattle rattle ...........dunmmy on floor
So you never feel sad then .............. lucky lucky you :x
Quote by dambuster
Come here and lay back in this very easy chair and let run my fingers softly through your hair and gently stroke you temples.
Oooohhhh honey .. if only that was all it took to put the world to rights!
That was only the beginning
Tell you what - sit here on this cushion between my feet and I'll start again
Could you start from the bottom up honey ????
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Tune / Dambuster ............
Maybe I'll feel better tomorrow.
No no no - Tomorrow will not do.
Come here and lay back in this very easy chair and let run my fingers softly through your hair and gently stroke you temples.
Oooohhhh honey .. if only that was all it took to put the world to rights!
