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Everyone on here is really upbeat and happy tonight. Am I the only one who's feeling sad..................
Quote by FOXYFEM
AAAAAAAAAAAArrrgghhhhh
Get the fuck off me!!!! I got cramp!!! (or am I the only one this happens to on a regular basis?!?!)

Your not alone there babes, been known to get cramp in my legs and my toes !!!!!
He was less than impressed
Foxyxxx
God I feel so much better - thought it was just me! redface surprisedops: :oops:
So can we take it by the fact that you're not around tonight that you didn't make it after all then???? rolleyes :roll: :roll: :twisted:
Think that's 200 quid you owe me! :bounce: :bounce: :cheers: passionkiss
What's happened to all the female artists???? confused
Dido - White Flag
Quote by dambuster
The best thing about mariage is - that I'm not.
Sorry about that, felling a little jaded tonite.

kiss
Aah - Herts (ish)now. Born and dragged up on a whole different continent altogether!!!

So that's where you got the Moo Cow thing from hun!! rotflmao
Quote by Libra-Love
The best thing for me about being married (twice) has got to be the two fantasitic divorce lawyers I met along the way biggrin

I couldn't agree more :twisted:
Quote by Rainbows

A "MOO COW"??????? Honey, can I have some of what you're on???? :shock: :shock: :shock:

Sure!!!!!!! lol :lol: :lol:
I can't help it if I come from a strange place!!!!!
Well, don't get me wrong - Herts(ish) I am sure is not a strange place .......... but ........... but .......... I wish I'd never mentioned ice cream!!!! redface surprisedops:
Quote by Rainbows
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
vanilla with your coke?
as long as the fireworks don't startle you again!

Does coke come without vanilla???? :shock: :shock:
Not sure, but coke with vanilla ice cream is good .......... trust me!!!! redface surprisedops:
Ooh yes. It's called a moo cow where I come from!!! :shock: Or something like that!! WAs a long time ago when I was a dear young innocent child.........(last year) :huh:
A "MOO COW"??????? Honey, can I have some of what you're on???? :shock: :shock: :shock:
Quote by Rainbows
rotflmao :rotflmao: :rotflmao:
vanilla with your coke?
as long as the fireworks don't startle you again!

Does coke come without vanilla???? :shock: :shock:
Not sure, but coke with vanilla ice cream is good .......... trust me!!!! redface surprisedops:
And whilst I sympathise with all dog owners, not really the done thing to dope a 4 year old child ....................
They are explosives - BAN THEM
(Nah, don't feel strongly about it at all!)
Quote by Ice Pie
'Shine On You Crazy Diamond'
Opening track on Floyd's 'Wish You Were Here' album. Very long haunting intro, several minutes, guitar and synth brass, best listened to on water for an out-of-phase surround sound effect.

And "Wish You Were Here" (the track) is bloody fab too!
Quote by twos_company
where r u?
south`s a big area
2`s

Yep I see what you mean!!!! Maybe I should change that redface surprisedops: :oops:
Sunny (!) Hampshire is where we are wink
God, I do it all the time redface surprisedops:
And my favourite, and even WORSE trick, is (hope this will make sense) .....
getting an e-mail that I want to make a rude comment about to a mate - I type said rude message and send it on. And then realise I clicked reply and not forward ............................................................. oh shite :oops: :oops: :oops:
Guns and Roses - Sweet Child of Mine, without a doubt
Even got it as my ringtone .................... (eerrrrr did I just say that out loud redface surprisedops: )
I definitely think the secret is to be able to go a bit more regularly and get used to what goes on :shock: :shock: :shock:
Unfortunately there are not that many clubs close to us and we have to travel quite a way to go anywhere decent, hence we don't get there often :cry:
But the more we go the better it definitely gets!!! wink
Good luck - I hope you have fun!
You certainly are not unique and definitely know what you mean! redface surprisedops:
I / we find it exactly the same, especially as we are still relatively new to the club scene, and had a teensy bit of a bad experience the first time we went along those exact lines i.e. we got chatting with a couple who clearly saw it as an invitation for more, and we got out of our depth a little bit! :shock:
It's also difficult as we don't get a chance to go that often so it's difficult to build up any relationship with any regulars, staff etc.
So I agree with you totally, but can't really give you a solution .............. not much help really am I :oops: rolleyes
Quote by westerross
Maybe you could get one of those blow-up men? I hear they are all tha rage.....

I'm on the blown-up men rota. Me?? Predictable??
No no, you're not on the inflatables rota, you're on the safety pin rota! kiss
Quote by Eagerslut9
No-one believes you, you know rolleyes :roll: :roll:
And I wish you'd stop inviting strangers onto OUR couch (unless they don't mind a threesome of course :twisted: :twisted: )

Awww Shucks Honeybee! You mean I needn't pretend any longer?
redface surprisedops: :oops: :oops: :oops: :oops:
:twisted: :twisted:
Not when EVERYONE on here that knows you KNOWS you won't last the week! :roll: :roll: :roll: wink kiss
Quote by Eagerslut9
Aaaahhh now we know where he is - he's in Dubai, and want's directions home! lol

Aaaaaaaaaaah Haaaaaaaaaaaa!!!!
Nada te passa guapa!!
Why did you just call me a "passa"???? mad
God, my translation software is not working very well! redface surprisedops: :oops:
Aaaahhh now we know where he is - he's in Dubai, and want's directions home! lol
Quote by Silk and Big G
we use sharezaa.................never had any problems. If you do download programs, run them through your virus scanner before opening them!!
Silks xxxxx

Now I've got a website entirely in spanish??? Am I just being thick tonight or what?? redface surprisedops: :oops:
Quote by fruity1976
I use kazza all the time, only time I ever got any viruses from it was from software downloads and you can usually tell by the size of the file download, theres too many viruses about these days confused

Blimey, I just did a search for kazza and got a lion in a football shirt .......... bizarre!!! :shock: :eeek: