Thanks Rachel,
I will get hunting. I wonder if Ebay do porn DVD's???
..and just noticed how late at night your reply was!!
It is nice to know that if I put a serious request in for some advice on sexual fun that someone here can assist.
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tall_dark_n_havesome
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester
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Following a recent thread about what makes good porn, very few people seem to have seen good erotic porn. So can anyone recommend any particular titles.
Personally I would like titles that will appear to us both as a couple, that means for her, showing a real couple (Not models from silicone valley!)
showing them actually undressing, (Not just him pulling at his belt, then next scene naked)
showing them actually liking each other and enjoying each other (Ie not just using her like a piece of meat)
Plenty of good views of him and his equipment in use.(ie not just her mouth/pussy filled, but the bits of him using his equipment to stimulate her!)
For me
Well porn really!
Any recommendations???
Personally I would like titles that will appear to us both as a couple, that means for her, showing a real couple (Not models from silicone valley!)
showing them actually undressing, (Not just him pulling at his belt, then next scene naked)
showing them actually liking each other and enjoying each other (Ie not just using her like a piece of meat)
Plenty of good views of him and his equipment in use.(ie not just her mouth/pussy filled, but the bits of him using his equipment to stimulate her!)
For me
Well porn really!
Any recommendations???
I quite liked Sarges Poems post, but how about an Ode to Swinging h_Heaven.
Two lines to start, then its up to the next poster to type the rhyming couplet i.e .two further lines of the Ode with the second line rhyming with the second line of the previous. Then they can type the next couplet (two lines) of the ode, which should continue the story etc., for someone else to complete the rhyme, So here goes!!
"Whilst late one night on my computer
I discovered Swnging Heaven......
Two lines to start, then its up to the next poster to type the rhyming couplet i.e .two further lines of the Ode with the second line rhyming with the second line of the previous. Then they can type the next couplet (two lines) of the ode, which should continue the story etc., for someone else to complete the rhyme, So here goes!!
"Whilst late one night on my computer
I discovered Swnging Heaven......
On New Years Eve in my cousins back garden, He had a den built of timber and polythene where we used to hang out. He was having a New Years party, and I enticed my girlfriend into the garden and down to the de.
Afterwards I tossed the condom over the fence onto the railway embankment...or so I thought, until next day my cousin told me that he had got a hell of a bollocking from his mum who , when she went down the garden , found a used condom hanging nose height from the tree..
(But we called them Johnies in those days!)
Afterwards I tossed the condom over the fence onto the railway embankment...or so I thought, until next day my cousin told me that he had got a hell of a bollocking from his mum who , when she went down the garden , found a used condom hanging nose height from the tree..
(But we called them Johnies in those days!)
I have found that a lot of the ads by single females result in replies which lead to a pay site. I dont know if the mods know about these. I have never had any meetings from responding to an ad. But I get a regular trickle of responses to my own ad which lead to meetings, and have also met via chatting in the forum.
It also depends what kind of "single male" you are. If you are the married kind, then it is much more difficult to meet people as a large proportion of swingers will view you as cheating and not want to join in the deception of your partner. If you are a genuinely single male, then you will probably get more opportunity to meet people.
There are no restrictions on meeting at munches, so that would seem the best place to meet and get to know people.
Most people, me included, are not looking for meet after meet, but to make friends with folk who they can have regular fun and friendship.
It also depends what kind of "single male" you are. If you are the married kind, then it is much more difficult to meet people as a large proportion of swingers will view you as cheating and not want to join in the deception of your partner. If you are a genuinely single male, then you will probably get more opportunity to meet people.
There are no restrictions on meeting at munches, so that would seem the best place to meet and get to know people.
Most people, me included, are not looking for meet after meet, but to make friends with folk who they can have regular fun and friendship.
I watched the first one with my wife, we have been getting ever closer for some time to exploring swinging together, and her reaction to that was very favourable. I was looking forward to watching again on wednesday, to progress the topic, when just before it started my 18 year old came home and wanted to watch something else. We went upstairs to watch in on the TV in our bedroom...only to find the TV would not work. So I missed the golden opportunity to progress from the perspective of showing more normal swingers.
So I have and appeal. Did anyone tape it? If so can they PM me if it is possible for me to borrow the tape.
SH I put my faith in you!
So I have and appeal. Did anyone tape it? If so can they PM me if it is possible for me to borrow the tape.
SH I put my faith in you!
Interesting perspectives, should we be talking about older/ younger, because it all depends on your own age. Perhaps the discussion is more the difference between men in their teens, 20's 30's, 40's etc. Indeed ,is it significant that as a man in my 40's I got bored in the last sentence and confined the 50+'s to an etc?
I didn't consider my self an "older man" in my thirties, I felt I had reached that peak of athleticism and sexuality. In your 40's and beyond, you are like the aging footballer, you conserve your energies for when you need it and watch all the young bucks tearing round to little effect before he steps forward to show real skill and experience of touch just when it is needed. Your body may stop improving after your early thirties, but your mind does not stop developing, and the most stimulating sexual organ is the mind.
Men of different ages are different, not better, not worse, and Vivre le Difference! And if you hav,nt tried it, I would recommend it...So pick me!!
I didn't consider my self an "older man" in my thirties, I felt I had reached that peak of athleticism and sexuality. In your 40's and beyond, you are like the aging footballer, you conserve your energies for when you need it and watch all the young bucks tearing round to little effect before he steps forward to show real skill and experience of touch just when it is needed. Your body may stop improving after your early thirties, but your mind does not stop developing, and the most stimulating sexual organ is the mind.
Men of different ages are different, not better, not worse, and Vivre le Difference! And if you hav,nt tried it, I would recommend it...So pick me!!
Well in my humble opinion it doesnt really matter what it looks like when you consider the miniscule amount of time spent admiring its aesthetic beauty, compared to the hours on end of kisiing, licking, lapping and enjoying the wonderful, warm, wet womanhood that beckons and demands endless hours of losing oneself to the senses.
I wish more people did tell their friends. This is the one aspect that my wife feels is preventing her from joining the lifestyle. She believes that there must be something wrong in it if she felt she couldnt tell people about it!
In the fifties you couldnt "Live in sin", I remeber at school we still moralised (with fingers crossed behind our backs) about how you should marry as a virgin. Having a baby out of wedlock was virtually considered a crime and homosexuality was illegal, immorral and sad!.
In ten years time cthe swinging lifestyle will become fashionable and acceptable. But it takes a few brave people to pave the way. Invite the media discussion. There are enough intelligent people on this site to argue the cause!.
That way I can get the missus along to a munch!
In the fifties you couldnt "Live in sin", I remeber at school we still moralised (with fingers crossed behind our backs) about how you should marry as a virgin. Having a baby out of wedlock was virtually considered a crime and homosexuality was illegal, immorral and sad!.
In ten years time cthe swinging lifestyle will become fashionable and acceptable. But it takes a few brave people to pave the way. Invite the media discussion. There are enough intelligent people on this site to argue the cause!.
That way I can get the missus along to a munch!
I have had my ad for some time (I actually have another in the men looking for couples section). And have had responses to both. I seem to get one every month or two. But I ensure to update them regularly. I have met some lovely ladies, but to date have not managed to meet a couple.
Unfortunately, being married limits those who reply, but I feel honesty there is important. One lady on this site has told me that there are a lot of married men masquerading as single, but one deception is enough for me.
As for replying to ads, I have virtually given up. When I have had responses they have been for girls on pay sites. Pity the mods cant pick these out. But I did meet with a lady who had placed an ad and she said the number of replies was incredible...and so many weirdo's!
Unfortunately, being married limits those who reply, but I feel honesty there is important. One lady on this site has told me that there are a lot of married men masquerading as single, but one deception is enough for me.
As for replying to ads, I have virtually given up. When I have had responses they have been for girls on pay sites. Pity the mods cant pick these out. But I did meet with a lady who had placed an ad and she said the number of replies was incredible...and so many weirdo's!
I have just noticed that my first Birthday passed last week. As a frequent observer and occasional contributor I smile and enjoy.
Here are one or two observations in my personal Review of the Year!!
The record number of people logged on at one time has doubled.
The average number of "women wanting men" ads has halved.
I miss sappho and fred and wilma and the SH WI
I have been pleased to see that the advice about being patient and waiting for responses to my ad was spot on...
I have realised that replying to other peoples ads seems fruitless
I have seen the evolution of the avatar from interesting designs to very sexy pics that sometimes do very clever things
Had one telling off only from a mod (..and it was totally unwarranted!!)
I am pleased to have met one of the special ladies from the forum.
I can one day say ....I lived through the verification thread!
I am really rather a naughty boy!
XX- G
Here are one or two observations in my personal Review of the Year!!
The record number of people logged on at one time has doubled.
The average number of "women wanting men" ads has halved.
I miss sappho and fred and wilma and the SH WI
I have been pleased to see that the advice about being patient and waiting for responses to my ad was spot on...
I have realised that replying to other peoples ads seems fruitless
I have seen the evolution of the avatar from interesting designs to very sexy pics that sometimes do very clever things
Had one telling off only from a mod (..and it was totally unwarranted!!)
I am pleased to have met one of the special ladies from the forum.
I can one day say ....I lived through the verification thread!
I am really rather a naughty boy!
XX- G
hwoar:So don't spend any money..she probably thinks you cant afford it even if you can, or worse thinks she is not worth it. Just give of yourself for a day. Go and see her..take her for a drive, or a walk, talk to her..make her FEEL really special...spoil her with the thing she treasures most ..her son....
I am so glad I did that for my mum before she passed away..was so nice for both of us.
I am so glad I did that for my mum before she passed away..was so nice for both of us.
