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tall_dark_n_havesome
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester

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I am free this weekend saturday/sunday evening so am hoping to try some dogging in the midlands. 6ft, professional, fit and attrative male, Discreet , clean but and highly sexed...would appreciate a PM if you will be out and about??
I live in hope!!!
Quote by Alexandra
Well tdnh - I was just about to send you a proposition but it seems I am last choice!!!!! rolleyes

Noooooo Alex!! you are first, second, third and fourth choice combined...They were only pleasant interuptions to an ultimate inevitability...
Well I can wish cant I???
Look a likes
Bryan Ferry (as a teenager)
Joey from Friends (in Barcalona last year)
Ruud van Nistelrooy (Footie style not looks)
and that spanish looking fella from eastenders some time ago (cant remember his name..
Ohh and everyone said I looked really like my Mum..shes not famous ..but she was very special!!
Kylie Minogue....
I could have my fill of all the beautiful bi ladies...the luscious lesbians....and when not with them just sit and play with my breasts!!
Heaven!!
One option for a code is to try Toothing. It is safe, gives you an opportunity to find out a bit about the person before even meeting them, It is exciting and fun. It really could replace dogging which is getting Very risky! It also doesnt notify everyone else around. So if those in on the scene left their phones open,we would be away!!!
There was an earlier thread on the subject. Perhaps the mods could resurrect it? or even open a forum on here for it? Would be better than the toothing site.
Well I put my ad in when I joined a few months ago, have modified it a few times, not just to bump it up, but to make it more reflect me and what I like.
But I had given up hope that they worked until last week I got a reply from a gorgeous Lady, and we are exchanging emails. She thought that i would have had 100s of replies!!
Typical though, in this same week, went to Majorca and met a lovely girl in a bar who lives locally, she plugged her phone number into my phone, had another very sexy girl pvt me in the Chatroom and is keen to meet up. Then Yesterday at a service station a gorgeous blonde who was selling credit cards slipped me her mobile number..It never rains but it pours...
All I need now is for Alex to proposition me and I will die and go to heaven!!! (but not until all the above avenues have been followed please Mr God!)
Dont know if this was was said before, but on board a ship the cannon balls were put in a brass ring called a monkey to stop them rolling about. However when it got cold the brass contracted and the cannon balls could spill out. Thus it was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass Monkey
I suppose 80th isnt too bad..but must be some more interesting stats, like most PMs sent? Most Pms received, I dont think I would come out as high on either..only sent to about three or four people.., one is taken..the other is gorgeous.. they probably know who they are...
and what about ad responses...knowledge of the most succesful ads would be interesting...although then we would just get innundated with cloned copies!..The motto I stole from someone is originality is best!!
Wonder how far up the league post 81 puts me??...and would it be sad if I checked!
Barcelona has something for all tastes, For Nightlife try port Olympic, a taxi ride out, but a harbour area one part full of Fish restaurant after fish restaurant, the other half is bar upon bar all open to the outside where you can dance the night away until dawn.
A must is the Sacra Familia Cathedral. A fairytale cathedral designed by Gaudi that they have been building for over 100 yyears and will not be finished for many years...Manyana!!
You can get one of two tour busses which will take you all around the sites.
I am also told that across from the Barcelona stadium are scantily clad ladies of the night of the most attractive that you will find anywhere in Europe!
Go enjoy...enjoy...enjoy..
Blue
Having listened to your storey i suggest you take two men three times a day!!
That should do something for the stiffness!!!!
Fred
I trained and practised as a relationship counsellor for 10 years. The first rule of counselling is to be non judgemental. Deirdre falls this immediately. Stan did not ask for her help..so she should stay out of the matter. Unfortunately magazine and newspaper counselling is dangerous. They barely have any facts. and are there to titilate. I know I spent most of my formative years scouring my sisters copies of Cosmo for them!!
Good one on one counselling avoids giving advice and is open to all lifestyles...
Fred
Perhaps it should have read
Quote by FredFlintstone

Sun Reading may cause depression
The Sun may believe that their paper is just a bit of fun — but the sad truth is it’s dangerous and sordid .
It damages lasting relationships and risks sexual health.
Sensible people must be devastated about this “addictive” pastime.
It’s hard to understand why a wealthy person wants to buy the Sun to watch or read about others having sex.
The draw lies in its sordidness. But the shame and risk tap into deep-down feelings of guilt and low-self-esteem that make it difficult to enjoy its news stories.
Since word spread via the internet and mobile phones there are more “Sun Readers” than ever. I now hear from women under pressure from partners to go buy the Sun. None want to.
Like prostitutes, many people who get involved have a history of neglect or abuse.
Like all addictions, the Suns stories are rooted in lies. It’s time to look at what in the past was truthful is getting in the way of a story— and to rebuild readership and trust with other papers.
The Sun is actually very subversive
It is written by well educated intelligent people who deliberately dumb down and sensationalise in order to sell more copy. The Stan story is a classic. Football, great fallen idol , (read Gazza, Best, Maradonna et al) plus sex, plus sleaze, plus "innocent " girlfriend, plus recently appeared to be reformed = great copy. They dont care that they continue to perpetuate the myth that sex is a sordid dirty affair...until anyone DARE poke fun at Page 3!
The frightening thing is when it steps into topics that really affect people. People actually believe much of what is written. Anyone who has ever been a victim of journalism knows how much the truth is sacrificed for good copy. Refer back to the recent thread on here for an item in a swinging magazine.
There are moral rights and wrongs with much of the swinging lifestyle. I am in the stable of anything between two or more consenting adults that hurts no other person is ok, but dont ever expect that to come from the Sun. Unless of cours the Mirror argued the opposite.
Should it worry us? Yes because we may get troublemakers on the site. Yes because people will believe the whole thing. Yes because people will agree with the Suns angle.
Stan Collymore did absolutely nothing wrong and now all his family are subjected to an exteremly embarrassing time. But have any of us the capability to help him and support him. I wish I could , but unfortunately it is difficult for me to come out of the swinging closet.
Lets hope that one day the swinging lifestyle is able to come clean like the gay lifestyle has over the last century (and lets hope it happens a bit bloody quicker!!) and then Stan, who lets face it has had his fair share of problems with depression and his aggressive difficulties, and people like him (ie us!) can get on happily with our lives.
If your reading this Stan...any chance of a couple of tickets for Villa v Man U !!
An acknowledgement would at least make trying feel worthwhile.
Have never had a reply to an email. but then havnt sent a great many. Only as responses to ads....should I try cold emails to memebers???
Havnt sent many PMs , only a couple (You know who you are redface ) And they have to be ladies who capture my imagination in some way...Have had a response then.
Typical, just as I got my first intro into dogging the Sun goes and gets hold of it with poor old Stan Collymore..
Guess like the cat is now out the bag...or should that be the pussy is out the window!!..The sun has go hold of Dogging so we are going to be innundated with newbie sun readers...and likely a few journalists after more "Exclusives""
Hold tight everyone.....
Well it is an interesting thoughtand not too far from imaginable that those who are addicted to Swinging Heaven will Unite!!!
If any addicts would like to Unite ...I await the PM!! wink
My wish...
A swing partner who is a golf pro..(an expert in swinging to be sure). Probably asking too much that she has a spare season ticket to Old Trafford....Imagine that an Executive swinging box with tinted windows....
As a couple we both like watching adult videos and DVDs together. But what is it that turns people on and off? Whereas I like most things, she is a little more fussy. I was interested to hear what turns the ladies on
For her - Turn ons=
Real people
Some build up
looking like they enjoy it
Men masturbating
Men holding their cocks and rubbing it against pussies
Men cumming
Turn offs=
corny plots
silicone breasts
fake moans
crap dialogue
not being able to see the cock
too much focus on the woman
Can any girls rcommend any DVDs/Videos, would be particulary interested in any that show a realistic portayal of swingers
Alex
There is certainly nothing small about them..I would like to check out the fuzzy a little bit further...
Alas I have to get back to work...and explain the voluminous erection to my secretary (I lied about the last bit...the explaination part anyway!!)
Enjoy the rest of your day
XXX
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Managed to minimise quickly.

know the feeling Ricky
Unfortunately not so easy to minimise other things as quickly !! (have to imagine Muriel in accounts spread over the photocopier to help there)