mmmmmm now I am where I have often dreamt about being...underneath Shelly!!...Must get over to Nottingham sometime!
I am free this weekend saturday/sunday evening so am hoping to try some dogging in the midlands. 6ft, professional, fit and attrative male, Discreet , clean but and highly sexed...would appreciate a PM if you will be out and about??
I live in hope!!!
Would be interested in daytime dogging in West Midlands. If someone could PM me with some locations??
Can I join the queue Shelly...Methinks you are worth the wait!!
Look a likes
Bryan Ferry (as a teenager)
Joey from Friends (in Barcalona last year)
Ruud van Nistelrooy (Footie style not looks)
and that spanish looking fella from eastenders some time ago (cant remember his name..
Ohh and everyone said I looked really like my Mum..shes not famous ..but she was very special!!
Kylie Minogue....
I could have my fill of all the beautiful bi ladies...the luscious lesbians....and when not with them just sit and play with my breasts!!
Heaven!!
Boy do i wish I lived in Cornwall !!!!!
oh..just for the chance to be polite, witty, flirtatious and sensual....
One option for a code is to try Toothing. It is safe, gives you an opportunity to find out a bit about the person before even meeting them, It is exciting and fun. It really could replace dogging which is getting Very risky! It also doesnt notify everyone else around. So if those in on the scene left their phones open,we would be away!!!
There was an earlier thread on the subject. Perhaps the mods could resurrect it? or even open a forum on here for it? Would be better than the toothing site.
Well I put my ad in when I joined a few months ago, have modified it a few times, not just to bump it up, but to make it more reflect me and what I like.
But I had given up hope that they worked until last week I got a reply from a gorgeous Lady, and we are exchanging emails. She thought that i would have had 100s of replies!!
Typical though, in this same week, went to Majorca and met a lovely girl in a bar who lives locally, she plugged her phone number into my phone, had another very sexy girl pvt me in the Chatroom and is keen to meet up. Then Yesterday at a service station a gorgeous blonde who was selling credit cards slipped me her mobile number..It never rains but it pours...
All I need now is for Alex to proposition me and I will die and go to heaven!!! (but not until all the above avenues have been followed please Mr God!)
Dont know if this was was said before, but on board a ship the cannon balls were put in a brass ring called a monkey to stop them rolling about. However when it got cold the brass contracted and the cannon balls could spill out. Thus it was cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass Monkey
I suppose 80th isnt too bad..but must be some more interesting stats, like most PMs sent? Most Pms received, I dont think I would come out as high on either..only sent to about three or four people.., one is taken..the other is gorgeous.. they probably know who they are...
and what about ad responses...knowledge of the most succesful ads would be interesting...although then we would just get innundated with cloned copies!..The motto I stole from someone is originality is best!!
Wonder how far up the league post 81 puts me??...and would it be sad if I checked!
Is the chat room open, been in twice today on different putas and noone there.
Barcelona has something for all tastes, For Nightlife try port Olympic, a taxi ride out, but a harbour area one part full of Fish restaurant after fish restaurant, the other half is bar upon bar all open to the outside where you can dance the night away until dawn.
A must is the Sacra Familia Cathedral. A fairytale cathedral designed by Gaudi that they have been building for over 100 yyears and will not be finished for many years...Manyana!!
You can get one of two tour busses which will take you all around the sites.
I am also told that across from the Barcelona stadium are scantily clad ladies of the night of the most attractive that you will find anywhere in Europe!
Go enjoy...enjoy...enjoy..
Blue
Having listened to your storey i suggest you take two men three times a day!!
That should do something for the stiffness!!!!
Fred
I trained and practised as a relationship counsellor for 10 years. The first rule of counselling is to be non judgemental. Deirdre falls this immediately. Stan did not ask for her help..so she should stay out of the matter. Unfortunately magazine and newspaper counselling is dangerous. They barely have any facts. and are there to titilate. I know I spent most of my formative years scouring my sisters copies of Cosmo for them!!
Good one on one counselling avoids giving advice and is open to all lifestyles...
The Sun is actually very subversive
It is written by well educated intelligent people who deliberately dumb down and sensationalise in order to sell more copy. The Stan story is a classic. Football, great fallen idol , (read Gazza, Best, Maradonna et al) plus sex, plus sleaze, plus "innocent " girlfriend, plus recently appeared to be reformed = great copy. They dont care that they continue to perpetuate the myth that sex is a sordid dirty affair...until anyone DARE poke fun at Page 3!
The frightening thing is when it steps into topics that really affect people. People actually believe much of what is written. Anyone who has ever been a victim of journalism knows how much the truth is sacrificed for good copy. Refer back to the recent thread on here for an item in a swinging magazine.
There are moral rights and wrongs with much of the swinging lifestyle. I am in the stable of anything between two or more consenting adults that hurts no other person is ok, but dont ever expect that to come from the Sun. Unless of cours the Mirror argued the opposite.
Should it worry us? Yes because we may get troublemakers on the site. Yes because people will believe the whole thing. Yes because people will agree with the Suns angle.
Stan Collymore did absolutely nothing wrong and now all his family are subjected to an exteremly embarrassing time. But have any of us the capability to help him and support him. I wish I could , but unfortunately it is difficult for me to come out of the swinging closet.
Lets hope that one day the swinging lifestyle is able to come clean like the gay lifestyle has over the last century (and lets hope it happens a bit bloody quicker!!) and then Stan, who lets face it has had his fair share of problems with depression and his aggressive difficulties, and people like him (ie us!) can get on happily with our lives.
If your reading this Stan...any chance of a couple of tickets for Villa v Man U !!
Typical, just as I got my first intro into dogging the Sun goes and gets hold of it with poor old Stan Collymore..
Guess like the cat is now out the bag...or should that be the pussy is out the window!!..The sun has go hold of Dogging so we are going to be innundated with newbie sun readers...and likely a few journalists after more "Exclusives""
Hold tight everyone.....
Missed it...did they reveal the locations??
Bound to be repeated, Maybe it will be on ITV2!! What was it called?
My wish...
A swing partner who is a golf pro..(an expert in swinging to be sure). Probably asking too much that she has a spare season ticket to Old Trafford....Imagine that an Executive swinging box with tinted windows....
As a couple we both like watching adult videos and DVDs together. But what is it that turns people on and off? Whereas I like most things, she is a little more fussy. I was interested to hear what turns the ladies on
For her - Turn ons=
Real people
Some build up
looking like they enjoy it
Men masturbating
Men holding their cocks and rubbing it against pussies
Men cumming
Turn offs=
corny plots
silicone breasts
fake moans
crap dialogue
not being able to see the cock
too much focus on the woman
Can any girls rcommend any DVDs/Videos, would be particulary interested in any that show a realistic portayal of swingers
just wondering, but is there any way of linking these warnings to the dogging locations?
Alex
There is certainly nothing small about them..I would like to check out the fuzzy a little bit further...
Alas I have to get back to work...and explain the voluminous erection to my secretary (I lied about the last bit...the explaination part anyway!!)
Enjoy the rest of your day
XXX