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tall_dark_n_havesome
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 64
0 miles · Hereford and Worcester
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Well its my hundredth post! that puts me at number 130 in the posting ranks and it took me six months. Corriefem is in her 90,s and it took her 7 days!...Now that deserve godlike status!! (And she doesnt look a day over 30!)
I always liked to take things very slowly at first!
Cant let the celebration pass without a
fo Alex!!
I always liked to take things very slowly at first!
Cant let the celebration pass without a
fo Alex!! 
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I especially like salt and pepper goatee beards.
I really must get to scotland!!!
I grew a goatee a couple of years ago on hols..keep it very trimmed..wifey likes it, but have noticed alot of ladies on here state "No Beards " in their ads. is this because of aesthetics or sensitivity???
should I say "Beard in ad beware!!"..or having seen it might you change your opinion??
: ???Well I went to see them live. Bought tickets in Birmingham for Mrs T's Birthday. They were great fun and very entertaining. A pair of Aussies and done in good Aussie taste!!
The only thing is that the audience was 95% girls, %gay men (all taking the front seats!!) and me!!..A little intimidating, the comedienne at the beginning was a very feminist comic...tried too hard to tell typical male jokes in feminist retaliation rather than just trying to be funny, but that apart a really entertaining evening. In no way salcious or sleazy, Oh and dont worry girls everything is projected at large scale on a big screen behind the guys..and watch out for the hamburger impression
The only thing is that the audience was 95% girls, %gay men (all taking the front seats!!) and me!!..A little intimidating, the comedienne at the beginning was a very feminist comic...tried too hard to tell typical male jokes in feminist retaliation rather than just trying to be funny, but that apart a really entertaining evening. In no way salcious or sleazy, Oh and dont worry girls everything is projected at large scale on a big screen behind the guys..and watch out for the hamburger impression
So why dont we start a signal ....
Any suggestions??
It would need to be suitable for both men and women..
need to reflect preferences, ie Couples only, men only, ladies only,
I suggest a password on introduction..like "Did I meet you at Mark and Helen Heaven's". A positive response would confirm. and need to say Munch rules apply!
So shall we start something???
Any suggestions??
It would need to be suitable for both men and women..
need to reflect preferences, ie Couples only, men only, ladies only,
I suggest a password on introduction..like "Did I meet you at Mark and Helen Heaven's". A positive response would confirm. and need to say Munch rules apply!
So shall we start something???
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OOOh tall dark and havesome.....your addy is lovely well thought out, and deffinately apeals to the ladies, however im after another couple but if ever you hook up with a lady n you want to play 4sum undercovers please pm me lol
love peppsxxxx
you saucy man you
Are there any nice single girlies out there to help in a foursome..I have fallen in love with a pair of beautifully constrained breasts!
Firstly dont panic.,,
When the time is right tell him you need to talk about this whole matter. Arrange somewhere quiet, no kids, and with time and try to talk about what has happened and why.
This can be very difficult for a couple without matters getting out of hand. If you find that the emotions dont allow you to talk this through then I would recommend a counsel;ling service. Try either Relate or Marriagecare (both in yellow pages) They can really help you resolve this (I know I was a relationship counsellor for 10 years)
Hope it works out for the best
When the time is right tell him you need to talk about this whole matter. Arrange somewhere quiet, no kids, and with time and try to talk about what has happened and why.
This can be very difficult for a couple without matters getting out of hand. If you find that the emotions dont allow you to talk this through then I would recommend a counsel;ling service. Try either Relate or Marriagecare (both in yellow pages) They can really help you resolve this (I know I was a relationship counsellor for 10 years)
Hope it works out for the best
I have just reread my ad in the light of the comments given..and then noticed the Ad sabotage! All my big I's have been made into little i's!!...and my big I's were a real selling point! (OK the pun doesnt work in the written form!). But please anyone who reads it. I do know my grammer..dear old lady (ok another futile attempt at a pun!)
There are gay pubs, bikers pubs, goths pubs..why not swingers pubs. Where people could meet in a munch type environment...we could develop signals as the Gay community to indicate our preferences...Couples only, single girls/men only, soft swing, etc
Mind you..I bet they would be full of more single males than a Gay Club!!!
Mind you..I bet they would be full of more single males than a Gay Club!!!
Did it in the cleaners cupboard in the Job Centre I worked at with my girlfriend of the time...
and have done it with the wife at work...
Also did it during a lunchbreak in a public park in the middle of summer..oh the delights of those flowing cotton dresses covering a mutitude of sins as she sat astride me looking playful!!
also had a three hour snogging session with my senior partners secretary at jazz club at the christmas party...
Sweet memories
and have done it with the wife at work...
Also did it during a lunchbreak in a public park in the middle of summer..oh the delights of those flowing cotton dresses covering a mutitude of sins as she sat astride me looking playful!!
also had a three hour snogging session with my senior partners secretary at jazz club at the christmas party...
Sweet memories
No one has mentioned the "Squeak piggy, squeak scene from Deliverance....
Oh and the entrance of Jessica Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
..and anything with Betty Boop..(only cos she reminds me of wifey!)
Have to agree with The Postman Always Rings Twice..
Quite liked the start of the shower scene in Psycho (before all the stabby bits..(probably cos of its voyeuristic nature)..
Jenny Agutter in walkabout...sweet sexual innocence aroused in a teenager
My brother and I used to laugh at critics justification of getting sex into seventies films by stating whether it was important to the plot. Plot then became a euphemism for screen titillation...as in "Hey did you see that plot last night !!!" ...
G xx
Oh and the entrance of Jessica Who Framed Roger Rabbit.
..and anything with Betty Boop..(only cos she reminds me of wifey!)
Have to agree with The Postman Always Rings Twice..
Quite liked the start of the shower scene in Psycho (before all the stabby bits..(probably cos of its voyeuristic nature)..
Jenny Agutter in walkabout...sweet sexual innocence aroused in a teenager
My brother and I used to laugh at critics justification of getting sex into seventies films by stating whether it was important to the plot. Plot then became a euphemism for screen titillation...as in "Hey did you see that plot last night !!!" ...
G xx
A Rant....
The sports snobs are at it again!
We joke about the Germans...not out of racism , but out of football rivalry,,,We enjoy beating them not because they are Germans, but because ever since our undefeated run came to an end in 1970, they went on to beat us in almost every game. The rivalry is akin to that between Manchester United and Liverpool.
As for the .."oh I didnt know there was a game on" brigade. these are the same people who call football fans ignorant. Of course a vast and untrue generalisation. Only displaying their cultural snobbism and their own ignorance.
Football is the most pure and enjoyable sports one can play or watch. As for whether the players are worth the money. Most of the top clubs who pay those wages and run a well managed business make a profit from it. Winning in the process, entertaining more people than any other spectator event, thus they must be worth it.
I like other sports too, but comparisons are a bit wide of the mark. England won the cricket...against a low ranking test side ridden with injuries...and as for Rugby World Champions...err didnt they lose to France in the four nations...we wont mention New Zealand!! and wasnt it a last minute turn around with which they won the match. It is also commonly accepted that the rugby they played wasnt even up to their own standards.
England played certainly the best team in Europe , if not the world, and matched them for most of the game. Indeed they would have won if not for one or two errors on their own part. Remember, defending is also a skill , which for 90 minutes England showed they could do Let footy fans enjoy their highs and commisserate on their lows.
Now lets get back to talking sex!!
The sports snobs are at it again!
We joke about the Germans...not out of racism , but out of football rivalry,,,We enjoy beating them not because they are Germans, but because ever since our undefeated run came to an end in 1970, they went on to beat us in almost every game. The rivalry is akin to that between Manchester United and Liverpool.
As for the .."oh I didnt know there was a game on" brigade. these are the same people who call football fans ignorant. Of course a vast and untrue generalisation. Only displaying their cultural snobbism and their own ignorance.
Football is the most pure and enjoyable sports one can play or watch. As for whether the players are worth the money. Most of the top clubs who pay those wages and run a well managed business make a profit from it. Winning in the process, entertaining more people than any other spectator event, thus they must be worth it.
I like other sports too, but comparisons are a bit wide of the mark. England won the cricket...against a low ranking test side ridden with injuries...and as for Rugby World Champions...err didnt they lose to France in the four nations...we wont mention New Zealand!! and wasnt it a last minute turn around with which they won the match. It is also commonly accepted that the rugby they played wasnt even up to their own standards.
England played certainly the best team in Europe , if not the world, and matched them for most of the game. Indeed they would have won if not for one or two errors on their own part. Remember, defending is also a skill , which for 90 minutes England showed they could do Let footy fans enjoy their highs and commisserate on their lows.
Now lets get back to talking sex!!
Come on Chaps, Wenger!!. Yes he does have one of the most exciting teams around..but how can he compare with Alex Ferguson. Yes all non Man United fans hate him, but his record speaks for itself. 8 championships in eleven years, two doubles, one treble, a European Cup, Cup winners Cup, and Super Cup , a World Club Champion and league cup! He has also built three teams. His 93/94 side accumulating a record number of points, his 2000/2001 team accumulating a record for premiership goals. He has defended the championship on numerous occasions, and had three wins in a row. He started all of this from a mid table team of ageing stars in the mid eigties and hardly any academy to almost single handedly building the best academy , stadium and training facilities in the world....absolutely no competition.
Wenger inherited a class team from George Grahame (via bruce Rioch) and has been able to bring in players from his french contacts (Rioch bought Bergcamp),
No Van Nistelrooy. At Christmas the debate was raging over who was the better player, he or Henri. Whereas I agree Henri is the best, Van Nistlerooy faded due to injury But Nistelrooy would be in any side! Shearer is a top striker in the league he is in..that league being the 15 teams below Arsenal, United and Chelsea. But he is no longer world class!
Also anyone who knows football would have Paul Scholes in the side.
Wenger inherited a class team from George Grahame (via bruce Rioch) and has been able to bring in players from his french contacts (Rioch bought Bergcamp),
No Van Nistelrooy. At Christmas the debate was raging over who was the better player, he or Henri. Whereas I agree Henri is the best, Van Nistlerooy faded due to injury But Nistelrooy would be in any side! Shearer is a top striker in the league he is in..that league being the 15 teams below Arsenal, United and Chelsea. But he is no longer world class!
Also anyone who knows football would have Paul Scholes in the side.
