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tallnhairy
Over 90 days ago
Bi-curious Male, 51
0 miles · Surrey

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Shameless hijack / plug (sorry ;) )
Mal, as the winner methinks you need to come off the reserve list and do the christmas special pic for the calendar ;)
Ladies how will I ever chose between you dunno
All those of you looking forward to seeing the pics, so you should... there are some wonderful shots in the calendar. Now we have 1 slot left for the ladies (but if 2 come forward I will make a change to allow it). So Bailiffs, if you really up for it PM me and I will hold it for you smile Other ladies welcome to apply as well.
Gents, we are letting the ol side down a bit here... get em out lads, more pics required :)
Thanks again to all those who have put themselves out to make the calendar possible. Apologies if I have seemed unresponsive, I am finding it hard to get free time on SH at moment, blasted work...
Still happy to finish off the calendar, all the pages are done, if blank. So now I have 99% of the photos I will start to finish off then we will be ready for confirmation that peeps are happy with their photo with the calendar in 'controlled release' before the public unveiling sometime nearer end of year.
Quote by bailiffs
owww i missed it maybe next year sad

Still the odd space Bailiffs... First come first served now.
Apologies for vanishing off peeps, not left the calendar and work continues in my spare time. We are well on course to have the calendar ready to go soon but still need more pics smile
Quote by ockysweeties
personally I think lady feebee's got me beat.
besides. I was always better at oral exams...

:inlove:
Lets see... pretty sure the feet curl but normally at crucial moment I am concentrating on not releasing my strength as I will end up putting a hole in somthing, like the wall smile
Worst bit is afterwards where occasionally I get hit with fits of giggles...
Wading into this debate, I can see a lot behind the original post... I have been out with, and I hope helped a few women in my time who did not orgasm, ever. Alone or with me. Yes you can say I was a crap shag... I even agree with you when I was 17 so apologies to my girlfriends of that era confused
However having said that over time I helped 2 of these ladies relax, and achieve their first orgasms. They had previous good feelings, but not what they would call an orgasm. Again over time these became stronger, and eventually they became multi orgasmic before we went our separate ways.
This is not blowing own trumpet, I did nothing but be their partner. There is no magic way to make someone cum that works in all cases. The change in these people came from within themselves (no pun intended), they 'learned' how to cum and what they liked.
Now would 'wanking' help. Well I think it does, wanking is self discovery. If you are unsure of yourself, there is no hope for someone trying to guess what you like. I have also read various books in my youth (Desmond Morris, Manwatching is one title I remember) and there was a view that female masturbation was more uncommon than male. The suggestion was that as men handled their genitals to urinate, it may make them more comfortable with them.
Don't ask me to back this with a bibliography reference, I was about 13 when I read these books and I did not go on to study sexuality from books. Preferring a more empirical approach.
biggrin :thumbup: :cheers:
Or congratulations and welcome to the club you nutters ;) May you be happy together for a very long time...
Quote by icklesausage
the rush is:---- their sacks are filling rapidly, due to overactive hormones, and if something is not done very soon, then they will explode in a fountain of salty liquid.

Wanking to get by springs to mind, it aint all that but it does the job temporarily .
Obviously not doing it right ;) Not saying sex is not great, but some amazing moments have been mine alone...
Quote by guy4fun
but where is foxylady123, and i think her name is library or librian love or something like that rolleyes b]

can anyone shed some light on this then ?
Libra love is banned.
Quote by fabio grooverider
Where's oxysweeties?

Wasn't oxysweeties what Marine Boy ate to help him breathe underwater...ah, no that was oxygum!
Do yer mean ockysweeties! I was wondering myself....not posted since July! What happend to them?
LC
I speak to her a bit.... her and mr ocky did a lot of travelling over the summer.... and just moved into a new flat.... i'll pass on to her that she is missed.......
Missed here to, lovely lady...
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They didn't hack the SH systems. They got in through the front door, like everyone else, because its a free site.

It is not a 'free' site in that anyone can use it, there is simply no monetary cost. To contact people you have to be a member, to be a member you agree to the rules. Break those and you are not using it with Marks permission. Without his permission you are in essence abusing the site, using it for somthing other than it is intended for, so hacking...
Never stand up in court, but in principle...
Out of interest, do The People owe mark anything for using his server? Sure they are breaking the AUP and thus using his service without his permissions. Which is hacking....
Sue the buggers... As for the tagged bloke, as was said where is the story? Convicted men like sex as well? Wow what a revelation. I feel sorry for him, he has done his time and is allowed to do what he likes within reason now. What happens, two sleazy reporters see exposing this ordinary blokes sexual life as a way to make money... mad
Follow the dress code for your club.
Set your limits before you go.
Relax
Read this: http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/advice/swingers-clubs.html
Enjoy yourself smile
If you want to make your own you will need some image editing software, personally I use fireworks, but paintshop pro is just as good and cheaper. Finally if you find a pic you want to include in a post, and have rights to use then imagshack a good way to get them on the net so you can use them.
This includes a smiley you download to your PC. You can find it at:
Point it at the pic, press Host It, then use the first of the offered for forum links. Best way is to upload from another window, then copy to the forum, and finally check you took the right one by pressing preview. That way if it does not show you can try one of the alternate offered scripts.
Spoke with Heathers other half recently, they were both alive and well smile
Venus n Mars were alive and well at the paintball recently :)
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Well - I thoght it was about time to post my real image.
So here is Mme Airbags for your delight and delectation!

I HATE that one Alex!
:shock: :shock:
mad :x :x
biggrin :D :D
Prefer my TnH enhanced version:
Well Marms you do have a fine set of pins, and a name that can be male or female both on and off the forum ;)
You cruel newbee baiter you, hehe...
Quote by rogerthedragon
I dont usually do "look at me" posts steph but snogs always much appreciated. passionkiss

Would you settle for a manly hug smile Congrats mate, see I knew popping in the GFZ would cheer me up biggrin
Quote by westerross
(not tell you to get another husband every 7 years - where the fuck did that one come from - the boy's own booklet on marriage fixing - I'd sue him?)

This was a lady doctor, really helpful... not rolleyes
Well she is on here as SarcySue smile
I think the main thing for us was getting talking again, that lead to a number of frank discussions on life and sexuality. Finally in her starting to understand mine a little more. I am lucky that she started to be more interested in me, but I also agree with those who say this is hormonal. It was for us, but compounded with the frustration that built up as this side of our lives was not working. My defence was to pull away from her to avoid the rejection, this was not good as you can imagine.
One thing we tried early on (this in our case came after our kids were born) was talking to the GP. Total waste of time, embaressed Sue and suggested she find another husband every 7 years or so... thanks Doc...
I cant offer more advice than what was said above, I can sympathise having been in the same situation and I think you have handled it very well. I wont say play away or not play away, that is in the end a choice for you. I will say I understand the frustration, and worse the impact on your own self esteem. It hurts to be turned down again and again.
I feel for you and hope you find a way through this. I must say that SH helped me. Oh it caused some blazing rows, but we did finally start talking. Maybe, mad as it sounds, you need to introduce her to the site. Not with your current alias obviously, but a new one. Maybe it will open her eyes to some other ways of being, maybe not. All I can say is it worked for me in starting those rows that I mentioned, but they brought things out that made us closer. I even was allowed to go on my own to a club recently (only to watch) and the stories when I got back were devoured.
I know your own world is different, and this has taken us coming on 2 years. We may even slip back, but it has in a lot of ways saved our marriage.
Having been to one club I would say go for that, it is safer and you have more control. As the second choice then slowly building a circle of friends who you trust. Gives you the chance to go for a gang bang role with more confidence.
So really just another thought along the same lines smile Normally first instincts are right.
Well the initials don't help me with the name, but congrats on the new job mate smile