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tanglewood72
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 53
0 miles · Hampshire

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congrats blue!! biggrin
i remember the grin on my face the day i moved into my old flat - finally felt like a grown-up cos i 'invested in bricks n mortar' as my dad put it :D:D
hope the place brings you all you hope for
Ian kiss
*nips to the shop/barge for some oils to make naked bouncy castle twister a bit more interesting*
anyone else going to join blonde and i in some games on the bouncy castle? biggrin
Quote by Little Brother
As Tanglewood and DaveJ and Nurse Sarah have been working so hard they are allowed full use of the Barge and Little Brother will foot the bill.
Have Fun today House Mates and please watch out for any security breaches.

cool - anyone want to try naked twister in the bouncy castle??? lol
ok, i'm afraid due to circumstances beyond my control i can't continue arranging this get-together - so for now this one is cancelled sad
hopefully this will only be a postponement, but for now i'm just going to have to bow out - my apologies to everyone :(:(
Ian
(not a happy bunny at all)
Quote by blonde

Also, I feel I must appologise for ruining the assault thingy with my high heeled boots !!!

thats ok blonde, luckily i had my puncture repair kit to hand lol
(mind you, i did warn you about those heels on my course!!)
love the new avatar - more Lou is never a bad thing!!! lol
shame we dont get to see your fine rear view in there too :P wink hehe
hugs babes
Ian kiss
:shock: bug-eyed Tanglewood - been busy putting your assault course together . . .
(sorry blonde - no high heels on this course!! lol)
The start . . .

(and no trying to pull the big fellas trousers down either!! :lolsmile
oh, and davej the bush is waiting for the winner - one end of the finish line is wrapped round him!! biggrin
ok, just a thought, but how about inviting her over and be browsing SH on the pc when she gets there? biggrin
Quote by Little Brother
Tanglewood your task will be set as prop builder later in the week, in the meantime we suggest you clear away your tent and fix a few broken things from around the house!

well LB, you're a bit behind - i came in and cleared the tent away at the weekend biggrin
*gets to work plugging holes wink*
Libra+Love - any repairs needed in 'your' dungeon?
Ian strolls into the house to ask if any of the housemates have any prop requests (as i'm off to B&Q later anyway)
hope you all had a good weekend away - surprised you all came back!!! lol
all i can say is - thank god for my tumble dryer!! biggrin
only have a couple of things that cant go in it, and theyre dryclean - so dont have to iron them either!! lol
hi and welcome Paul and Emma smile
hope you enjoy yourself here - lovely bunch of people!
Ian
lol i guess its one way to introduce yourself!!
i think good cocks are the ones that stand up when told!! hehe
Ian
well, i was going to add a reply, then i got to littlemee's post and didnt have much to add, apart from - Debs, your chain looks lovely - like a lil charm-chain smile
Quote by Vix
*farts*

lol
***note for LB - i think the house could do with a waterbed, maybe an outdoor one? shall i get started on it tomorrow?***
Quote by rachel-lane
We need a replicator so we have all the food/drink we need/want and yet, do not have to prepare it ourselves.
Tea. Earl Grey. Hot.
Make it so.

no no no vix we have to grow it ourselves.. ok fuck that a replicator is on the list.
rolleyes err do we have any trekies that can build one of those? confused
lol i'll add it to my 'to-do' list if you dont get rid of books Rachel biggrin
kiss
Quote by Vix
*as part of prop-man duties, Ian props Vix up so she doesnt snore too loud*
biggrin

Mmmmmm
*sleepily snuggles in*
*puts arm round VIx, just to keep her safe of course*
hehe
Quote by Vix
*looks around*
No-one here?
*drinks all the wine*
*sicks-up a little*
*falls over and snores*

*as part of prop-man duties, Ian props Vix up so she doesnt snore too loud*
biggrin
*busily making final arrangements in living room for curry night*

table will be in centre, with the same cushion arrangement in a circle of 6, so youll have to share wink
Quote by Sarah1448
The House Nurse Sarah will be available in the medical room for one hour today at 3pm should any of you require her "services"

I've just popped in to check in appointemnt book and find I have no one booked for my 'services' at 3pm
Now I want you all to form an orderly line, as clearly I will have to carry out full body medicals on all of you.
Sarah, does that include staff or just the housemates? wink
Just popped in to say hi to all the housemates smile
i hope if any of you have any prop requests, youll ask me - i'm very versatile wink
righto - off to B&Q to get my supplies for the indoor teepee (i'm assuming thats what LB meant lol )
Ian
oh, and littlegem - do you really think many of the housemates will be bothering to put there underwear on? :lol:
Quote by Little Brother
The parts available to the public at the moment include:
A fish
two rabbits
the Spider in the corner
more security men, please apply to essexlady for auditions in person
two camera men, please apply via pm
props men and woman

are the props men still required LB or have you found suitable victi....i mean volunteers?
Quote by naughtynymphos1
If I swallow a £1 coin every day for a week will mine taste of money?
Never met a woman yet that doesn't like to blow money!! biggrin
Steve

can u manage £2 coins steve lol blast
hey, ive got a load of tenners and a blender, anyone for noteshakes? lol
well, that sorts that out lol
funny how noone that voted yes felt stongly enough about it to comment
ok, consider this poll/thread KIA biggrin
ok peeps....
to everyone intersted.........
still not got anywhere with arrangements, mainly as its still just an idea - one im taking more seriously every time i look at this thread lol - and plus ive just been too damn busy at work to get anything done sad
will get to it monday, till then - anyone interested who hasnt posted, gimme a hi so i know rough numbers - many thanks!! biggrin
Ian
lol dont know about the rest of you, but i keep losing this amazing thread, and i just gotta know what the rest of you think...
(will leave poll running till sunday)
Ian
like the second one a lot dewi biggrin
sorry, i know its a one line reply, but its late lol
oh, now its a two....no make that a three line reply!! :D :lol: