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tanglewood72
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 53
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still waiting for my redundancy payment LB, though if anyone wants to organise payment in kind . . . lol
sorry, gonna drop a serious thought here, seems the best place...
does anyone else think ch4 shouldnt have cancelled countdown, given that mr whitely was hugely proud of the fact that the show had been on non-stop since day 1?
seems to me it wouldve been more of a tribute to keep the run going in his honour
oh, and i cant find any words not already posted lol
Quote by oliveoyl
* pretends tanglewood is really sick and snogs his face off pretending to do mouth to mouth*
Are you warm enuff hun? I can always lay naked beside you to ward off hyperthermia
mmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Anyone else for a massage????

mmmmmmm sounds good olive - though i thought exercise was better for keeping us warm? wink
well, hello olive smile
*pretends to collapse in hopes of mouth to mouth and a massage*
lol
Quote by onlyme1981
Do you find that your tastes have broadened over time?
definitely!
Do you participate in activities now that you wouldn't have before?
to a certain extent, yes
Do you go with the same type of people looks wise or do you look for something different?tend to go for the person before the package these days
biggrin
Quote by Libra+Love
Haven't done magazines, but I have explicit piccies and video clips plastered all over a well known website.
Must give mags a thought......

sod the ones already on the web, wanna make some new vids Libra+Love? lol
kiss
*thinks.....the housemates have all collapsed due to neglect on the part of Little Brother*
well, calling in the emergency services should prompt some activity - where did i put my phone . . . lol
wondered where youd got to Libra+Love, its been far too quiet around here lately!!
ok, since i was about 19 (33 now) ive worked with a few bands - noone famous, just pub bands, but there was this one time . . .
it was 97, my mates band, called Changing Man, had recently done a short live set at Virgin Radio, and were buzzing. the landlord of the singers local asked him if they could do a gig for him, so as it was weather like we're getting this week, we decided to use the flat roof at the back of the pub - nice open beer garden in frint of us smile
well, it started like any other gig, plenty of there own songs, a few pub-gig standards, and the usual reactions - but when they started strawberry fields forever, the whole crowd just stopped - ive been to a LOT of gigs over the years, and i still have not seen it since, every single person there was instantly with the band - was the most amazing feeling!
after the gig, the singer said 'if that was the last gig i ever played - im ahappy man!'
Ian
Quote by blonde
Little Brother !
I am now on Hunger Strike !!!!

*brings blonde a meal of oysters, strawbs and cream, champagne - with a card saying
'from steveg' to aid her survival through her hungers strike*
Babe,
Shall I let u into a secret ??? We had Champagne and Strawberries and cream on Saturday before the Yorks Munch !!! And we've been to Blackpool today for the Oysters !!!
So thanx but I am all full up !!!!...............lol

lol and there was me thinking you couldnt get enough!! :P
oh well, hope your tummy rumbling doesnt keep the rest of the housemates awake
Quote by blonde
Little Brother !
I am now on Hunger Strike !!!!

*brings blonde a meal of oysters, strawbs and cream, champagne - with a card saying
'from steveg' to aid her survival through her hungers strike*
used to get that feeling all the time when i was walking through my old home town - i realised one day that it was probably people who's houses id worked in when i was a gasman!! lol
have had the serious feeling too - made a cpl of v good friends out of it too! biggrin
ummm, getting too hot in my van all day, blinded by sunlight from rear windows in traffic, one arm getting burnt!!
oh, but one good thing is lots more daylight - much nicer for us insomniacs!! lol
Quote by Happy Cats

9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with Snow White & the seven dwarfs, just to watch the little blighters trying to keep thier head above water

lol :lol: :lol:
sorry - gotta change my answer to number 3 to this one!!
Ian biggrin
ummm ok, i'll give it a go . . .
1 – your most distinguish feature
not sure myself - never really thought of myself as particularly distinguished, but certain others have said my bum, so i'll go with their vote!!
2 – the favourite nickname you have ever been called
not really a nickname, never had one that i even liked!! but my housemate and i are a bit lazy, both being early 30's guys - so we just call each other 'dood' lol
3 – the last thing that made you laugh
pete n geoff breakfast show this morning (virgin radio) - but they get me every day!!
4 – the last song you sang (way too loud)
sweet home alabama - lynyrd skynyrd, one of the perks of being a delivery driver!!!! :lol:
5 – the last thing that made you feel warm inside
ummm a hug from a friend the other day
6 – the last sex related item/s you bought
no comment
7 – one thing you want to do this summer
have a saturday off work! sad
8 – what would be your last meal if you were on death-row
i think i'll go for a lamb roast too! with some macaroni cheese for starter,
followed by my best mates mothers own apple pie! its just the best :P
*edit - oops, and of course washed down with several large JD's (with or without lemonade, but nooo coke thank you! :lolsmile and a nice joint :smoke:
9 – who would you want to share an eight-seater Jacuzzi with
ummm, i think i'll go for famous rather than friends -
miss jolie, if she's not busy with either brad or breezer! lol
robbie williams
gillian anderson
drew barrymore
kate beckinsale
natalie imbruglia - ooh those eyes!!
caroline quentin
10 – the worst job you have ever done
for money, the current one...
...for actual work - cable installer, i was the outside half or the duo! :(
was also sextoy maker for a lil while once, i tell you what - ive done 5 mile marches and had smaller, less painful blisters!!!!! :lol:
well, back when i did a lil site work in winter - tights for me!! lol
however, on a partner, personally its stockings or nothing please biggrin
Quote by Sexysteph
Hiya Sam - Welcome to the site.
Hope you find what your looking for.
Sexy - depends what you like - only you know that!!
Safe - Use common sense, read a load of thread heres - some good advice, and only do what you are comfortable with
Hope you find what you're looking for
Have fun

What he said and Hiya Sam
Welcome to the addiction palace
Steph biggrin
what they both said :D
wise words from Andy there, and Steph's spot on - prepare to become addicted!!
welcome sam, enjoy your stay
Ian
Quote by rachel-lane+peaches
<<<knocks on the door. hello little brother ? hello.
oi can you hear me ?
can i have my trunks back from the dungeon? i kinda need them for another thread :twisted: lol
x rache x

hehe *passes rachel her trunks over the fence*
mmmm nice peaches too rachel wink :P
100 word essay? hang on LB, will i still have prop duties as well this week - a guy can only do so much without needing some medical help (providing Sarah's back in the uniform - mikec's knees in that dress make my eyes water!! lol
ps - does it have to involve mod/chatroom op? i dont really know any of them well enough to include them in a fantasy? (come to think of it, i dont really know any of you well enough yet!!)
Quote by mr-bailiff
Hi peeps this is bailiffs aka (lou's) boyf just sayin hi!!!

well its about time!! lol
welcome biggrin
Ian
Quote by bunnycpl
We are new to this and a bit shy redface
So please bear with us and maybe give us a helping hand from time to time I'm sure well get better once we get used to the site
Thanx Luv Bunnies xx smile

hi and welcome biggrin
hope you find lots of friends and fun here
Ian
Quote by blonde
Babe,
Where are the oysters ???

damn!! knew id forgotten something lol
lol but how else would it go? i cant think of another way it could fit..... lol
*uncorks champagne sneaked in with the bouncy castle*
now you get yourself comfy in that jacuzzi blonde, i'll get the strawbs and cream ready . . .
Quote by blonde
*picks blonde up and carries her to the jacuzzi*
sorry i missed you yesterday - time to make up for it now i think. . . wink

OOOOOOOO !!!!!!
now, i just need to put this dark bag over the camera in the corner . . . .
thats better, bit of privacy!! now blonde, what can i do to make up for leaving you all alone yesterday?
*picks blonde up and carries her to the jacuzzi*
sorry i missed you yesterday - time to make up for it now i think. . . wink
i'd also say getting to know the people in the forums helps - this bunch of nutters (hehe) are a very friendly lot, youll soon feel amongst friends biggrin
and welcome!!! :D
Ian kiss
Quote by blonde
Help ?????
I am all alone in the house ? Where has everyone gone ???
Did someone say Marines ??? as in sailors ???

prop-man Ian wonders if blonde would like some company in the jacuzzi?
hehe kiss
well, i think i'm in the majority - always miss the cuddles when i'm single - and the regression to childhood on a sunny day (washing the car together and ending up in a water fight!! lol)
oh and Libra+Love - wanna play on the see-saw? hehe
well there is something thats supposed to be good for the skin, not sure how good itll be for sunburn tho . . . innocent
im sure therell be no shortage of guys volunteering to supply - not sure how many will want to rub it in tho lol