Moderators - that's not a fair comment and you should retract it and reinstate my comments post haste - even if its just for one major technical point, which is:
not one of my comments - including the link breaks your terms of use.
so your editing them is s erious breach of protocol and highly innapropriate on your part
You are right I wouldn't go into tesco and ask what asda had on offer - but if I went into tesco and the manager blatantly tried to pick-pocket me - I'd tell all my friends and anyone else who happened to be passing - and i'd probably be justified in doing so.
although infact that's not relevant and I'm just rambling- my comments don't break the terms of use you're wrong, I'm right- end of story
this site in general is a shining beacon of Shineola in a sticky brown sea of Shite - don't let your standards drop please
its not in this site's interests to protect the scheisters - so why are you doing it unless you have a vested interest of course
a second vote for Nicole Kidman - there's something about ginger pubes that does it for me
I would also need to put a vote in for Kate Winslett, she could nurse the bruises I'd get from riding Nicole's bony frame
I have some very odd ideas about cars - I think that they are MODES OF TRANSPORT - and not lifestyle accessories, penis extensions, status symbols etc
but then I'm just wierd
I'd buy a submarine and become an eco terrorist, torpedoing illegal whaling ships, shark finners, long liners etc.
Karrie - instead of mucking about with avatars - why not just post them in your SH Ad - assuming you have one
Karrie,
You bum doesn't look "quite good" its far better than that.
If I had time I would give a detailed description of how great I think it is but unfortunately I've got to nip off to B&Q to buy the materials to build a church to worship your arse in.
Dear Tkano,
what should the rear tyre pressure be for a 1990 yamaha XJ600 ?
Try some of those polyeurethane (SP?) condoms like Durex Avanti - as the stuff (no I'm not going to try to spell it again) they are made of is so much stronger than latex, they are much thinner. They also conduct heat much better so it is altogether a much more natural feeling.
Adam and Eve were in the Garden of Eden, and Adam said one day, "Wow, Eve, here we are, at one with nature, at one with God, we'll never age, we'll never die, and all our dreams come true the instant that we have them." And Eve said, "Yeah... it's just not enough is it?"
Two locations spring to mind
STUDland beach in Dorset
and Booby's Bay in North Cornwall
oh ok I'll get me coat
Just wondering what the consensus on here is about people asking to see pic of my "best mate" as part of a first contact.
my thoughts are that they sound like they are just picture collectors and not genuine - but then I'm new to this so what do I know
any thoughts
Willing - I was a chef for 5 years until I got a proper job, worked at some of the finest restaurants (as well as some of the crappest) restaurants in London - I can assure you that sort of thing does not happen.
I can only think of 2 exceptions:
the day the second head chef wpied his arse on a peice of bread bound for the hotel managers lunchtime sandwich after he put us all on 6 day weeks due to a staff shortage
The day Margret and Dennis Thatcher came for lunch
Roger,
I'm wondering whether its worth putting up an ad at all - on the upside I would like to think that mine would stand out like a small tin of Shineola in an ocean of sh*te - but do people (couples particularly as that's my interest) actually bother to view and reply to them, choosing instead to simply pick and choose from the many responses they get
If it were me I'm sure I could find somehting other than me thumbs to twiddle
as some rather crap comedians once said:
we know a song about that don't we
Oh, Hitler had Eva Braun,
Manson had Squeaky Frawn,
Ted Bundy got lots of dates,
I wonder what I'm doing wrong.
I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks
Just one thing I know for sure:
chicks
dig
jerks,
Well, if I meet one more single mom
Whose true love is up and gone
Tells me on her trailer porch 'Bout that man Still carries a torch,
Sure, he came home drunk each night
Beat the kids and her in a fight,
But, man oh man, she loves him so,
It's so hard to let him go,
Well, I don't pretend to understand women's little quirks,
Just one thing I know for sure
chicks
dig
jerks.
etc
thinking of making some money as a chick lit author and I have come up with a surefire plot that will gurantee me huge book sales - here's an outline of the plot - just wanted some of your thoughts:
Angela is a late 20's successful doctor/lawyer/journalist who until now has had a string of unsucessful relationships - she's getting worried - all of her friends are married or gay and she's worried that she will be left on the shelf - ender Eduardo the merchant banker - he's rich sucessful, tall dark and handsome - but also happens to be an unfaithful bastard, then there's the other major love interest - Johnny he's also gorgeous but he's a penniless aspiring artist/author/dog groomer - the plot basically follows the trials and tribulations of Angela trying to make up her mind and find true love while her footsteps are being dogged by Melissa the maneating love machine who has the morals of an alley cat and works in her office and is continually trying to bed both Eduardo and Johnny.
I realise that the plot is pretty avantegarde for chick lit but I reckon this will set my novel into a class of its own and make me a fortune.
what do you reckon?
I got a spam email the other day offering me pills to improve my taste - I was actually intrigued but deleted the email out of principal - wish I had kept it now
we'll take the foreplay as read, if you don't mind, dear.
I have a bit of a fetish fo women who swallow - but being a gent I never insist.
generally if a lady is having doubts about whether she should or she shouldn't swallow I will lead by example and cum on her boobs/bum/face/etc and then lick it off.
A tip for the ladies interested in trying it but put off by the taste - an ex of mine loved the feeling of me cumming in her mouth and loved to swallow - but hated the taste - the solution - take my cock to the back of her throat as i came so it would miss her tongue altogether
