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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 126
Bisexual Female, 123
0 miles · Greater London
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Quote by threadbear
Is it just me?, but I thought the average penis length was about 6 inches, so how come the Swinging Heaven ads have such a high percentage of "VWE" guys 7 to 9 inches plus? . . . maybe I got it wrong and 9 inches is now the average?or maybe they are using a different rule to us 6 inch "average" guys?
If you believe all that rubbish then ...............
What Blue says is dead accurate or their tape measures shrunk in the wash
Quote by Jags
I think I get to live, Jags!! :shock:
honest Mal
Do you not even get a shag??? Now that's unfair and restrictive practice I think!
:lol:Do you know, Jags, that's exactly what I thought!! I'm glad I'm not the only one!
Perhaps we should start a "SHAG FOR MAL" campaign if I suceed all tasks. Anyone can offer, by the way!
Honest Mal
:wink:
I suspect you get more than enough shags!!!
So, you are doing this for your love of pain? Your love of WBB??? Your love of.......
:? :P
I suspect the same as well Jags,you getfar too much Mal :lol:
Quote by VenusnMars
I`m looking for the e-mail address of the pub, so I can sent an email to the landlord about his `selling dangerous substances`
SOMETHING SHOULD BE DONE ABOUT THIS MADMAN!!!:x :x
Venusxxx
Ive been doing that for years and it still doesnt just ignore me when i complain and give me another drink
Quote by celticq
Well I'm new to this thread murdering thing - but if someone could show me the ropes I'd be happy to dip my toe in. I mean I was a munch virgin until recently when I went to Edinburgh and met some lovely folk - you know who you are!!!
is the sentence the same for thread murdering as it is for murder ???????????
Quote by MikeNorth
Hi Tune - I was just saying at the Edinburgh munch last week - surely it won't be long before someone suggests a Swinging Heaven t-shirt...
Mike.
Theres such a thing as a Tongue shirt,they are in my design was modified using paint from a rolling stones logo.I`ll wear 1 of these days for you all.
