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the_tongue
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the_tongue
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No itches for me yet boo hoo i want Well_Busty_Babe to rub me down with lotion wink .
lol :lol: i know what you are going to say ........any excuse,and i`ll answer this too bloody right :lol:
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the_tongue
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Ive seen a quiet a few people that i know in various clubs,but what the hell we are all there for the same thing so i havent got a problem with it.
Ive heard stories about friends,neighbours and relations etc accidently meeting up at various clubs around the country lol
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the_tongue
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You need to think long and hard about this 1,if what you say is right you can make the decision but i think you must move on because otherwise youll just end up with more pain.
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GGGrrrrrrrrrr i would have gladly thrown my EX mother in law to the a prudish old boot she is.
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the_tongue
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i Had it a few years ago at Christmas,i caught it from my youngest daughter.I wasnt very lotion is the only thing that i know thats stops the itching.
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the_tongue
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Its great to see you back from hospital we`ll see you at the NW munch xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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the_tongue
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bugger bugger bugger i cant see them sad :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :( :(
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the_tongue
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I think that you should wind your neck in is no need to harp on about how badly you have been treated etc,just accept what youve been told and get on with it.
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the_tongue
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Cu Danny,ever thought of accessing the site from can still be involved then.
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the_tongue
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Quote by rotundman
It seems to me that George W Bush is to world peace what lock jaw is to a blow job

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Personally i think that the bloke is far more dangerous than our dear old friend Mr Bin Laden.
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the_tongue
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Quote by bluexxx
try "top, middle, bottom" - work it out :haha: :haha: :haha:

Is that a Michael Barrymore thing? I suggestion just dont go swimming in his pool lol
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the_tongue
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Quote by bluexxx
How high is high? I would say I have a high sex drive , so maybe I'm horny but not desperate. Depends on what's on offer too. :twisted:

I find than some times i much prefer quantity to quality but other times the reverse applies.
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the_tongue
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never ever wear anything me,i did actually wear some trunks at the weekend but that was because i was swiming in a rather public place and nudity wouldnt have gone down well.
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the_tongue
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I usually have a tape or cd when i exercise it takes your mind away from it.A complilation of your fave tracks is a great motivator.
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the_tongue
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Quote by rocky horror
You could buy a blow up doll and fill it with handcream...? Keeps you soft and supple and keeps away the blisters!

lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
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the_tongue
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This is really rude but get steve to sit on the end of your situp bench with a hard will motivate you to do more situps.
Seriously,leg raises are good too for the stomach and can be hard though but then again NO PAIN NO GAIN.
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the_tongue
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There are quiet a few people that i know who know that i swing.I think a few of then are curious about it but wouldnt take the final step and actually do it.
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the_tongue
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Boo Hoo Lou i cant enter,i dont do underwear so i havent got any pics to send.
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the_tongue
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Ive got a rather large stock of NBC suits at home that i`ll bring with me to the GFZ
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Quote by clarensteve
Just appreciate the real friends you know are true friends and the others you were talking about you are obviously better off without!
Clare,xxx
wink

I have 1 really special friend
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the_tongue
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Quote by Mark
How hard can you bite your tongue?

Perhaps WBB is in a better position to answer this one? dunno :lol2:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Shes very gently with me
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the_tongue
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Hope you have a great time Debs and i`ll save you a few drops for when you come back wink
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