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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 126
Bisexual Female, 123
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by MISSCHIEF
Have no idea why you fretted about your body - simply stunning cool

I agree whole heartedly with you MissChief
Quote by clarensteve
Oh trollop what an absolute pleasure to meet such a wonderful,pleasant person,its amazing with how youve just managed to fit right in with everyone here and won all our hearts and on the first post too,so well done,do stick around we need people like you to remind us what really is soooo good about this site!
Clare,xxx
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lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I love your honesty ClarenSteve
I love em babes,congrats to you both on a fine set of pics and achieving "godlike" status.
You have my deepest sympathies darling,i just hope you are cured for the weekend.I knew you shouldnt have give me that moisturiser lol ,it sounds like you needed it not me.
And i think im gonna get the whip out for clarensteve for telling everybody about your predicament.
Quote by se7endriver
all the best WBB, if it aint over by the time the munch comes around im sure someone can arrange a horse for you to ride :shock: (read into that what you like lol)

Oiiiiiiiiiii !!!!!!!!!!!!!!! im not a horse lol
Ive heard this before,i think its a bit of an urban myth that like to see the article in the paper.
Ive noticed that there are a few "villages" about (village idiot),
also quiet a few "tumbleweeds" too (people who have a retetion ability of zero)
My fave is "Balloonhead"
Quote by Heather
Care to come done this way and I'll rub your angst ridden torso down with some baby oil..? biggrin

Do i also get the offer of the baby oil as well Heather?
Quote by Lovecommando
While we are on this nostalgia trip I always recall "The Adventures of Robinson Crusoe" which came out in the early 60s and has been repeated often. The music was haunting and has been available on CD. It was filmed I believe in the Canary Islands. It had such a powerful effect on me as a child and has left an impression. They don't make em like that anymore!

What ever happened at the end of it,i kept missing episodes when it was on.
Im now gonna throw something else into the pot on a similar vein,what about "The Flashing Blade" that was a nothe series where i kept missing episodes.
Quote by Jags
I liked waking up to that last post!! Thanks.. just what I needed after reading an earlier post from a disgruntled moaner which almost made me very grumpy... now I shall float through Saturday with a smile on my heart. :P
:happy: :happy: :happy:

You should float through everyday with a smile Jags darling.
Not long enough at the moment :cry: Ive been far too busy and have been limited to a couple of hours a day for the last few weeks.
Right these 2 stories are both 100% happened to me before i would describe
myself as a swinger.
I met a rather nice lady in a pub,we got on really well.I though im in here,so at the end of the night i asked if she wanted to be taken agreed to this and we proceeded to her coffee we started to get to know each other a little both ended up naked and have sex with each other,i then here the sound of a buzzer.I stop,"whats that noise?" "oh its ok,its only my husband,hes bed ridden with multiple sclerosis".
Again met a rather nice lady in a pub,escorted her home and had this time a fter a fumble we went upstairs to the to my astonishment i was introduced to her husband.,who was in bed.
Here endth the lesson on introductions to an MMF.
Very true sussexguy,if you say you are a size 10 or 14 that does mean anything to me really but if you say 36c i can understand that.
Well i regularly do a 120 mile round trip to Manchester,with bits tacked on after i been partying in London,Bournemouth etc so the mileage doesnt really bother me.
Try doing a 100 miles on back roads and then compare it a 100 mile motorway drive,see which you prefer.
Errr well id like to think im a genuine bonifide swinger,would anybody disagree with this ?
Quote by corriefem
You havent lost your children Moorhopper. smile You cant loose them ever! The relationship may change but life is a book of chapters which you will in the future embrace and move on with the knowledge that the last chapter may have been bad but the next one you can determine

I lost my children for 18 months and it was very very hard to keep on a level plain.I now have them back so to speak,not as much as i`d like but a little to me is far better then not at all.
No never ever,if i have an orgasm you know about it lol I honestly dont think i could fake it.
Quote by corriefem
Okay this might fall flat but at munches there is a chance to meet people new and old and have fun!!!!!
But it could also be an opportunity to show your talents cool
What sort of talents you may ask ...................well.....................singing, impersonation, comedy, magic, acrobatics, acting, poetry recital..................................
SO whats your talent and would you share it at a munch?????????
I remember Ice Pie had a brilliant voice wink

i think you know where my talents lie Corrie lol , yes thats right......................... in the kitchen. :lol:
Quote by well_busty_babe
good point judy..... i actually used the chatroom for a few days before i came on the forum... not sure exactly HOW many days before.. but i remember my first time was a wednesday... cos i met the_tongue the next night :inlove: .. and that was a thursday!

You right we did met on a Thursday night for the 1st time,youv`e got fantastic mamories lol , ooooopppps i meant a fantastic memory. kiss
Ive been here about 12 months now,and have met loads of great like to thank the lady who left the link on her y....o profile.I owe you so much whoever you are :kiss:
Quote by well_busty_babe
ok... we havent had a GAME for ages....... i will start a new one.
we can have a "truth" game..
it works by asking a question... like in truth or dare... the nosier and more embarrasing the better.....
the first person to honestly answer the question gets to ask the next one...
ok..?
i will start......
have you ever picked your nose and wiped it in someone elses bed?
lol

Nope i havent but i wiped it under my ex bosses car seat.
Quote by clarensteve
Its Steves day off today,so i decided to take the day off too and its been fantastic :twisted:
Theres just gotta be something said for mid morning love making hump
Weve had a child free morning,just the two of us,just wish we could do it more often biggrin
(child free time gonna end any minute though) sad
So what do you guys do with your days off???
Not weekends but the odd days you get off now and then???
Clare,xxx
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Day off what the f..k is one of those? I was up at am this morning got home at 5 days a week as well.
Quote by well_busty_babe
so lets get this straight...... some one going for a ride caught u having a ride?
:twisted:

My mother phoned me remember lol
Hiya ,please come visit us in the chatroom as well as here,a great big welcome to you anyway kiss
Some times you have to be patient with the connection Ste,have you tried using Mirc for the chatroom rather than Java?
Quote by clarensteve
OUCH,OUCH,OUCH,OUCH bolt
Whats the point if it doesnt fit anywhere??????????
Clare,xxx
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You are such a rude girl Clare lol
Oh and i thoughtthat was quite ladylike for me redface surprisedops:
Clare,xxx
:wink:
We are just going to have to see how ladylike or unlike you are,arent we
Quote by clarensteve
OUCH,OUCH,OUCH,OUCH bolt
Whats the point if it doesnt fit anywhere??????????
Clare,xxx
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You are such a rude girl Clare lol