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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 126
Bisexual Female, 123
0 miles · Greater London

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bugger bugger and more bugger,soz Tim m8 but i pretty sure that im not here that weekend sad .If i am free,id love to come for Sue wink
Quote by Stuart_Tanina
Hi Helen
Count us in for another mini-munch!!!
Does it mean we can get the bike out again???

Stuart & Tanina hump xxx

Please dont bring the bike again,somebody will get ideas again :doh:
Personally i would say no its not cheating,but it depends on how your wife views the subject could see it as you being unfaithful even though you havent actually had sex with your friend.
Would your wife believe you if you told her you`d never had sex with your friend?
Quote by Dawn_Mids
I`ll make a donation at NW munch,dark haired bloke in a nice suit.

Often in the corner sewing lol
I only ever sew in Chinese resturants Dawn :lol:
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
I always remember the Priest with the outsize hands
and the American general who wanted to "bomb the bastards".I wonder if George Bush jnr watched to much Kenny when he was younger? :lol:
Hope you have a great time.
Hopefully you might be able to travel to some of the events from here cool
:thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup: :thumbup:
Go for it you 2,it was great to meet you last weekend.
Quote by well_busty_babe
aaaawwwwww i never got a pm from him! but i HAVE come home tonight to FIVE pms from the same man!!!
confused

I wasnt me was it lol
A great big welcome from me and all my friends in the 2nd house the chatroom lol
Quote by MrFC
Wilma Slagpool biggrin

ffs i should have waited a few days,but what was Betties?
Ok peeps,weve got Fred and Wilma here,but the question is ....................?
What was Wilmas maiden name before she married Fred?
Quote by well_busty_babe
: not to much cause my tongue will get tired..lol

awwwww poor you, my "tongue" never gets tired! wink
i have to say.. i prefer chocolate over fruit anytime.... mmmmmm chocolate sauce dripped over him.. yummy!
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
i do but i dont show it :wink:
Quote by easy
Bogata.......Stanstead............next stop confusion :shock: . Where is this ruddy plane going to???? I got on a train to the famous Welsh train station...............Rhyl.........and woke up on this. Someones got a gun........and someones got a sharpened bread roll. I'll take my chances with the gun.........I've heard Davej's dangerous with a sharp bread roll worship .
One Warick, Two Warick, Three Warick, Four three cub scouts came knocking at my door. One with a hankerchief, one with a stick and one with a handgrenade tied around his.......tra-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-la (set to music from one potatoe). So how many Waricks are there??????? Thought cloning isn't legal yet.
No it isn't Dave_Notts
I thought not Dave_Notts
Then lets hope they don't find out about you then Dave_Notts
Yeah, you are right. I'll just make sure and look out the window.
Which window shall we look out of. The round, square or triangle window?????????
Who do you think you are??? Ruddy J-J-J-Jeffrey
Arghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh. Get me back to my padded cell. :silly:
Dave_Notts

ALRIGHT.......who brought the loon in? rolleyes
Honestly, you try and have a bit of sensible (hi-jacking) fun................. :shock: :roll: :roll:
:P lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Stick em up for real Carlos the Jackal here
Quote by clarensteve
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love it,shall i bring back my moving tongue or stick with the bum pic?

Stick with the bum pic,definately :twisted:
Clare,xxx
wink
HHHHMMMMMMM have i found another fan of my bum ?
I think im gonna use a different pic though. lol
mmmmmmmmmmmmmm i love it,shall i bring back my moving tongue or stick with the bum pic?
I could tell you were upset from the way you spoke about it on Saturday Alex.I do sympathize with you should employ the line tell me somebody that has you,and use that as a the person says they are fine then go for it.
Also im sure you made a few acquaintances on Saturday night that you can meet up with in the future.
Btw it was a real pleasure to meet you on Saturday,i hope that you enjoyed xx
Naked beach volleyball (women only)
All the swimming events should involve the breaststroke lol
Ive smoked since a young and i find that most non smokers are tolerant of you smoking as long as you dont go mad with it.
Im still really fit so i dont think ive been adversely affected,yet.
Quote by Mark
Because you're all such beautiful people I thought I'd better make the % box look nicer and also give everyone extra. You now have a 300 limit on inbox and savebox and 150 on sentbox.
OK, real reason. Now the photo ads are on another server, we've got shit loads of spare capacity, so I thought, why the hell not ;)

omg im lucky to get 3 let alone 300 lol
Hope you both had a great time and that you get rid of the infections asap.
Quote by MISSCHIEF
Right, that's me bag....s packed! :shock: :bounce:

Hold on I'm a cummin!!!
Wooooooooohoooooooooo!!!!!
:bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce: :bounce:

Omg Misschief you bring nearly as much luggage as Well_Busty_Babe lol
There loads of sexy women on here,i find that most of them are sexy in different ways to each other though so you cant say anything specific.
HHHHmmmmmmmm about 6 months,i was in Belize in the 80` locals were rather unsafe so i abstained.
Quote by well_busty_babe

someone who i find hilarious on moday may do my head in on a tuesday and so on.
i think the fact that we are all sooooo different is what makes this place work so well.
we all have different skils, but between us.. we have them all

Your spelling is atrocious
in general? or specifically when i have a hangover from downing the whole of russias supply of vodka the night before????? confused
anyway.. i have other skills!!! wink
You sure it wasnt the half a bottle of Black label as well?
Thanks again Mark for a another great night.
It was really good to see everybody.
To the first timers ,i hope we never scared the hell out of you and youll come to some of the events.