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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 126
Bisexual Female, 123
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by well_busty_babe
someone who i find hilarious on moday may do my head in on a tuesday and so on.
i think the fact that we are all sooooo different is what makes this place work so well.
we all have different skils, but between us.. we have them all

Your spelling is atrocious
Quote by bluexxx
Ooooooohhhhhhhh, dunno.... I suppose once you find her moving her things into your house, she's officially your girlfriend lol

Does this include her wine,that she "inadvertantly"left in your that you have to meet up again to return it cos you are a gent.
I know earlier today you mentioned about a charity auction on Saturday,i`ve just had a fem wanting to grope my bum on saturday has to make a donation to the charity box.
Quote by well_busty_babe
of course.. but what can i have????????????

Ive got some very good ideas about this but if i told you ,id have to kill you and theres no way i can do im not telling.
Congrats WBB ,i suppose you`ll be after a reward as recompence for all those that ive claimed over the last few months.
Well put youre mind at ease,it will be there ready for you on Saturday wink
Quote by well_busty_babe
<<<<<<comes over all shy!

Whose this person "all shy"then WBB please enlighten us?
Same here meet loads at parties and munches and 1 on 1`s,oooooopppppssss and 2 on 2`s as well
Quote by well_busty_babe
i wish u would hurry up and decide about this.. my bum has gone numb from being sat her legs akimbo infront of my webcam!!!!!!!

We could do a joint entry WBB lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
Why? You didn't think I meant you, did you, Dear? biggrin

The thought had crossed my mind Heather,we were accused of being besotted with each other last night lol
actually.. i think the word used was smitten! confused
pmsl
I think you were smitten and i was besotted :lol:
Quote by Heather
Why? You didn't think I meant you, did you, Dear? biggrin

The thought had crossed my mind Heather,we were accused of being besotted with each other last night lol
Quote by bluexxx
And hey, Tongue.... where's your cock shot entry???? lol

Believe it or not Blue i havent got any,unless i can enter a penetration shot?
There are loads of clubs out there to visit,i think youve gotta try out a few to find what is best for you.I visit quiet a few on a regular basis i have my personal favourites,so i think try a few out the clubs section and take it from there.
Quote by plumber
I'd have to go with beach volleyball...... :shock:

Me too but i think they are wearing far too much kit lol :lol:
We (Me and WBB) wish her all the best for now and the future is going to be composed soon for on pass ok.
Quote by Heather
Not wishing top steal Roger's thunder, but I've got a little dilemma like that...
Suppose you meet up with someone via this forum. Then, you realise you get on very well and decide to 'team up' for parties, etc...
But then you end up spending almost every weekend with them, you email each other several times a day and phone chat at least once - and sometimes twice or three times a day. Then you realise you hardly WANT to see other folks as you're having so much fun with your new 'partner' that you don't actually need anyone else around...
If this happens, are you a real BF/GF couple as opposed to a swinging partnership?
Hxx confused

Are you referring to yourself here Heather or somebody else that you know ?
I think the nail has been hit on the head here,shame nobody hit Beckham on the head.
Quote by Jags
Well, I am a polyglot - a speaker of many tongues - Scots, German, Geordie, Yorkshire... can speak them all (with a Scots accent though!!!)
lol :lol:

Omg what a talented lady,ive only got 1 tongue but you know what they say. wink
Stress relief......................... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
I was mega stressed Friday,as usual in a mad rush to make it home from a shower and a shave,id had the other "S" earlier on.
On the motorway loads of traffic,more stress
A bit late,but said i was gonna be late,slight relief
Made my pickup,read the directions for travelling and then completely ballsed up,we ended up in the wrong stress.
Eventually got the pub,relief and relax.
And finally a gorgeous allover body massagefrom a lovely lady and all my stress was gone.
Sarge as the post of pussy picker has been filled could be please considered the for the post of head pussy licker and taster?
Quote by well_busty_babe
Today.. I accidentally shoplifted! redface

You are a very very naughty girl smackbottom
If it would have been a present for me then id have let you off but this is really serious and you need to be punished for your crimes.
Can i add something to this?
What does a guy who pretty normal as well as straight wear? Any sensible ideas please?
Quote by warwick
Sadly I think it will be a draw at full time and Portugal will win in extra time from a set piece
My other prediction is that I will be drunk cool

No way Warwick, Portugal are passed it now,so its gonna be 3-1 England
The best bit of it for me is .......... "All of it" cos im a greedy so and so.
Quote by Jags
I think it HAS to be Jackie Stewart - every time....

Did you see him on Sunday leading round the American Scottish band,it was rather impressive.
Hmmmmmmm suitable gear to wear when meeting Jags ???????
Oi Steveg lend me your kilt and stuff please m8.