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the_tongue
Over 90 days ago
Straight Male, 126
Bisexual Female, 123
0 miles · Greater London

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OOOOOOOO i drove past the site and all the preperations seem to be going for what you mentioned,i dont think thats gonna be spread around to much do they`d have half the fans of playing rather than watching the bands.
Quote by Angel Chat
SOME of us have not had a shag for 3 weeks, and have another 2 weeks to wait until we get one mad :cry: rolleyes

Sowwwwwwwyyyyy angel,you are welcome to come and join us wink
Its a great stress reliever
I sympathise with you Debs but thats the way it is unfortunately.A lot of guys think because you are looking that you are looking for a guy as well rolleyes
Come on people if the lady says shes looking for ladies why bother replying to the ad cos she will only bin it straight away.
As all women hate football,i dont suppose youd like me to entertain any of you whilst wearing my ENGLAND shirt then ? lol
Quote by well_busty_babe
never one to turn down choccy or tonguey
wink

Im free whenever you are babes.
Beware the ogre of the British Rail !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by well_busty_babe

It can work like that know who im talking about and we shag all the time but we laugh and joke about the serious stuff.

yeah but come on tonguey....... out situation is totally different.. we dont shag FOUR times a week like neil! ffs...............................................
................................................ ours is more like 40
wink :twisted: :wink:
and that still isnt enough for me babe a shag?
I dont care about predictions now we won we are on Portugal Thursday night.
Ive been on a Thursday night,and it was really overly busy so you get to use the facilities,i havent been on a Thursday for a while but its worth a visit.
awwwww babes i never knew you missed me so me way with choccy in 1 hand and condoms in the other.
Use a razor and soap it works for me,stops all that yukky stuff spoiling your neatly gelled pubes lol
Quote by neilinleeds
look i'm confused
is it at all possible to have a regular shag buddy without her thinking, despite dozens of convos, that she's now a g/f and getting all scary, stalker, bunny boiler all of a sudden?
i've been completely honest again and again and again, but shagging on a 3-4 times weekly basis sending the wrong message obviously?????
she's a lovely girl but has never been / will never be a g/f, and thought i'd made that abundantly clear??????? dunno all advice gratefully received........
neil x x x x x x x

It can work like that know who im talking about and we shag all the time but we laugh and joke about the serious stuff.
Quote by debbiewebs
:upset: :upset: :upset: :upset:
IVE ONLY HAD TWO REPLYS NOBODY LOVES ME

Well you never pm`ed me did you Debs ? You know youd have got a reply from me
Quote by clarensteve_lincs_69796
Secondly,when in the chatroom how the hell do you do the little red starry thingy????(if that makes any sense what so ever!!!!)

Hmmmm "red starry thing",youve lost me too but if you gimme a shout in the chatroom i can then see what you mean then and hopefully show you how to do.
try putting avatars into your search engine are loads of sites out there with them on,so im sure you can find something to suit you.
It was good to see the sarge in the chatroom this morning checking security sarge said to me this morning its very easy if you follow the correct procedures.
You can always join the help channel ,to get access rather than type in /join #swingingheaven you type in /join # channel is manned or womanned as the case maybe by 1 or more of our fablouus chatroom ops,who will help to get into the chatroom.
Quote by Vicky_uk
did you say Uniform lol kiss wink mmmmmmmmmmmm

Im just off down to the surplus to get rigged out :wink:
You need to read the instructions very carefully and follow them to the letter and you should be fine .
here we go then
1)jimmy greaves
2)8.5 million pounds
3)frank clark
4)argentina
5)sheffield wednesday
6)antonio rattin
7)bobby gould
8)7 (if you count and germany as 1)
9)arthur cox
10)roberto di matteo
Quote by sussexguy
Peter Stringfellow in a gold thong :shock:

Everything Peter wore was gold wasnt it? So are we not suprised about his underwear as well lol
oh buggar i was thinking of 1986 for was that very man who took the drugs and played for Rangers as well.
I need some more to get me teeth around now eginphos
Quote by well_busty_babe
i can assume that when they dont respond at all.

They are dead !!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Lucifer
i find them VERY comfortable

Except when there's a safety pin holding them together, eh WBB? wink
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Qualified thong repairer here,no job to small :wink:
Quote by bluexxx
Surfdude, the only way you would even really know is by wearing one. I suggest you start with a black silky number and then move up to more kinky garments once you're sick of wanking over that one wink :wink: :wink:

Are you gonna take some pics of him too Blue ??????
Ive found that the Java programme seems to be taking ages to connect and load Niceguy.
Patience my friend.