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theowlandthepussycat
17 hours ago
Straight Male, 62
Straight Female, 63
0 miles · Plymouth

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Quote by Long un
Go down for the first 2 seconds then go up to the top left corner. rolleyes

Is this somekind of foreplay you use?? rotflmao
Hi Jennaj,
Fingers crossed everything will go ok.
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Share these with yourself and your Mum-in-law.
PnH
Hiya Cocoa,
I know of a site where you can purchase copies of dvd porn and also the genuine article,
the copies are £2 each, no covers though!! he's got hundreds of them and you can pay by cheque!! takes about a week to receive them, i know a few people who have had them from there, they are excellent quality too!
If you want i can send you the web site address if you PM me!!
PnH
Quote by Devon1
Can we come confused:
Skimpy and I will be good biggrin

You ruddy better not be!!!
:rose:
Well I can't say about skimpy
But I always am :angel:
Be good to see your two again :D
Be good to see you both again too.
Was gonna bump to keep it going but,hey, didn't need to :grin:
Quote by Phoenix
Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
quack
Quaaack biggrin

Shouldn't that be...
"Quaaaaaaaaaack
Quack quack
cough....cough... croak." ?
It's like the old joke (revised) :
What goes Tweet Tweet Thump ?
A budgiewith bird flu.
Was it a Norwegian Blue confused: Beautiful plumage :D
No, it's only sleeping lol
After a hard days squawking!!
Reading all these threads brought a tear to my eye.
I have never lost ( thankfully ) a relative or friend, in conflict, been close a few times!! but known people who have, and i can't describe how you all must feel, not only sadness at losing someone in such a way, but also the immense pride.
I always respect the silence, (unlike so many), to give thanks to the many who gave the ultimate sacrifice, so we can all live in freedom.
We will never forget.
:love:
PnH
P.S
Well done olive for starting this thread.
Quote by MadAtGravity
BIG bump biggrin . This had to be rescued all the way from page 3 :shock:

Gotta bumpty bump, again same thing!!
Quote by Devon1
For me it was a live show by Ben Elton, and Rik Mayall back in 1986. I laughed so much, my face hurt lol
All time great non live sketch though, is the Two Ronnies 'Fork handles', gets me everytime biggrin

Hiya Devon, couldn't agree more, a very sad loss!
Quote by LilMissGullable
I'll be the Busty-Barmaid :mrgreen:
:cheers:

Looking at your Avatar, yup, you certainly will be!! :giggle: :rose:
PnH
Hiya All,
Went to see Little Britain last night, Frickin' fantastic show rotflmao
a must see show, all the characters were there, including the lovely Bubbles!!! in all her splendour sillyhwoar:
The funniest show i have ever seen!
What is the funniest comedy show have you seen live???
Quote by Edin BBW
it is the day after my birthday
Ooh, me too.
Can I be put down as a prov for this one Bi, please?

Do you think old Betty Windsor will be there, it's the day after hers too?... innocent
Thank you very kindly Minx, looking forward to it :happy:
Should this thread be stickied though? people may lose track of it!!
Again Many thanx Minx.
Mwwaaahhh :smile2: :rose:
Hiya Minx,
:rose: Could you possibly find it in your beautiful heart :rose: to maybe consider, putting us on the list? we would love to come up to bristol, and it is the day after my birthday!!
Perlease biggrin :rose:
PnH
:cheers:
Hiya Emily,
A very big :welcome: to you, hope you enjoy this wonderful site and all it's pleasures :twisted: be them wicked or other hump 69position
:rose:
PnH
Hiya All,
We have been to both the plymouth meets, and had a great time at them, didn't think i would be reading what i am about the last one!
It was as last time a great evening, and Devon1 & Co should be congratulated on the time and effort spent on organising said events, it is difficult to find a private venue, especially down here, and what if one is found and needs paying for, who pays for it? as we all know, not everyone on an invite list who says they are going turns up, so you couldn't very well say "pay me when you get there" you could be hundreds of pounds out of pocket!! not to mention the venue could be too big if half of the invites didn't turn up!
If it had been called a social meet, would all this fuss been made?
Sorry if i am not understood properly, i would rather talk than type.
Take Care all.
PnH
Hiya All,
Glad to see the ones who had to travel got home safely.
Forgot to say thanks to Ice Pie for the badges, great job :thumbup: Nice to meet you too.
Angelica, lovely to meet you, plymouth changed much??
Devon Delight, did you remember to pick up your G string from the pub??
Those who we didn't get to chat to, we hope we meet you again so we can, next time we will stay a lot longer! And mingle a bit more!!!! redface lol.
P&H
Happy birthday Mrs Muttley sorry didn't realise last night,
you were meant to be getting kisses too! :rose: hope you got what you desired??
:cheers: heres to many more :cheers:
Hiya all,
Yep another successful evening, shame we had to leave so soon, but we had a good night, nice to meet everyone new and old, well done again Devon 1and i am sure Skimpy helped out!! Nice costume! :thumbup: But Marcuso did have the scariest costume, well it scared me anyway! rotflmao
Looking forward to the next one already!
Hope everyone who has to travel home do so safely.
Take care.
PnH.
:rose:
It's Here, the day has finally arrived :happy: No more days to go, no more sleeps to meetsville :P we are looking forward to a great night, allbeit having to cut it short for work purposes mad
Looking forward to meeting all the people we didn't get to meet last time, and all the ones we did :rose:
See you all later.
PnH
drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
:rose: :rose: :rose: :rose:
Quote by Devon1
At the risk of sound like such a newbie (or should that be be noooob???), what exactly happens on a munch? redface
Don't think I can make this one, much as I would really like to, but am still really nosey to find out smile
I wouldn't be :shock: would I?

HI MoF biggrin
A Munch is basically a get together of people off this site, where they can meet and chat etc, in a non pressured environment, e.g. a pub.
For a better explanation, click on this link
http://www.swingingheaven.co.uk/terminology/munch.html
None of this applies if your name is Postie, as his job is to dance naked on a table, whipping the ladies into a frenzy, whilst holding a feather in one hand, and a balloon in the other :D
Hey, Thought that was Marcuso's job!! :silly: :giggle: