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theowlandthepussycat
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yup, i know, lots and lots of posts for much of the same but maybe worth a punt! Any couples want to be watched today or tomorrow in the plymouth/cornwall/torbay area? if not, hey ho, will just have to watch dvd instead!!!! lol.
Stay safe.
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theowlandthepussycat
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FFS!! Yet another comic genius leaves us.
Made some great films with Gene Wilder, Stir Crazy and See no Evil Hear no Evil, two of the best.
RIP no more suffering.
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theowlandthepussycat
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What about the theme from Black Beauty?
I can remember vicki used to be the girl, and i think doctor gordon was her dad??
Showing my age!! redface
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theowlandthepussycat
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Quote by EnglishChris99
Hiya..all gone quiet in here, have you moved the conversation along elsewhere.....
be good
have fun
will

On the subject of moving along elsewhere....
Probably nobody will even remember that I was stressing about going on a date on the sunday following the munch.... well from that I have picked up a "not" girlfriend. i.e. a casual relationship that isn't casual enough to contine shagging anything that moves and some things that don't, but isn't serious enough that we have to see each other on a defined regular basis.
So this makes me happy, and partially explains why I havn't been on here for ages!!!
The other reason I havn't been around is because I was busy with things like going for a job interview... fingers crossed on that one because I won't find the result out till next week.
So there you go... useless information that nobody asked for... its all "me me me" with some people! biggrin
Hiya Chris,
Don't remember you at the plymouth munch ( redface Sorry )
But good luck with the possible new job :thumbup:
PnH
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theowlandthepussycat
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sillyhwoar:
Bloody hell, we find it really hard to be able to tell anyone, go the brave ones :thumbup:
When we had our first meet with a couple it was" OH MY GOD " then we talked about it between ourselves for about a week.
Wish we could tell others.
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theowlandthepussycat
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Hiya Kaz,
A big bunch of hugs and kisses from us to you, kiss :therethere:
What happened to you should never happen to anyone, male or female, we weren't there by the way, but i do feel if the same thing happened at a munch we did attend, the same response from other members would be given.
No-one should be afraid of what to wear, we all should be allowed to wear what we want without fear of people getting the wrong idea.
Hope you know what i mean redface
We hope you will get over this soon, and never worry that it was your fault.
hope to meet you both one day.
:rose:
PnH
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theowlandthepussycat
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:bounce: :bounce: :bounce:
WhooooHooooo,
Fer Fluck sake i done it!! (well the preview worked!!)
dunno How i did i will never know!!
Thanx Tune for pointing me in the right direction. :thumbup:
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theowlandthepussycat
Sexlightened
If this works i will show my full frontal!! redface


mad FFS DAMN BLOODY COMPUTERS :x
No full frontal then!!.......lol
What the feck is a URL? surprisedops:
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theowlandthepussycat
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The ones i like, not necessarily my top all time favs, but, hey!
1. All Night Band -- Wigan Joker
2. Sly And The Family Stone -- Dance To The Music
3. Freda Payne -- Band Of Gold
4. R. Dean Taylor -- There's A Ghost In My House
5. Wigans Ovation -- Skiing In The Snow
6. Just Brothers -- Sliced Tomatoes
7. Martha Reeves -- 3rd Finger Left Hand
Maybe not your purists choices but oi loiks em!!
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theowlandthepussycat
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Glad to see Ricky won, some nasty cuts though!!
Could have listened to it on 5 live!!
May watch Jonny Nelson next weekend, unbeaten in 10 years i think!!
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theowlandthepussycat
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Quote by Bloke2005
One for the ladies (and the 'curious' amongst you) wink

Hey How did a pic of me get on here confused:
Was gonna put one of me on but don't seem to know how!! DUH!! redface
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theowlandthepussycat
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Loved most of the songs, could never dance to it though redface
Takes a lot of energy and skill to dance to some of those tracks.
PnH
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theowlandthepussycat
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:sparring:
Good luck to Ricky Hatton for tonights unification fight.
Lets hope he achieves everything he has worked so hard for :thumbup:
:boxing: :sparring:
:sparring: :boxing: C'MON THE HITMAN :boxing: :sparring:
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theowlandthepussycat
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This May have been posted before, (sorry if it has)but i was shown it over the weekend!!
rotflmao
Rindercella and her sugly isters lived in a marge lansion.
Rindercella worked very hard - frubbing scloors, emptying poss pits, and
shivelling shot. At the end of the day she was nucking fackered.
The sugly isters were right bugly astards. One was called Mary Hinge, and
the other was called Betty Swollocks. They were really forrible huckers,
and had fetty sweet and fetty swannies.
The sugly isters had tickets to go to the ball, but the cotton runts
wouldn't let Rindercella go. Suddenly there was a bucking fang and her
gairy fodmother appeared. Her name was Shairy Hithole, and she was a
light rucking fesbian. She turned a pumpkin and six mite whice into a
hucking cuge farriage with six dandy ronkeys who had buge hollocks and
dig bicks.
The gairy fodmother told Rindercella to be back by dimnight otherwise
there would be a cucking falamity.
At the ball Rindercella was dancing with the prandsome hince when
suddenly the clock struck twelve. "Miste all chucking frighty!" said
Rindercella, and she ran out tripping barse over ollocks, so dropping her
slass glipper.
Next day the prandsome hince knocked on Rindercella's door and the sugly
isters let him in. Suddenly Betty Swollocks lifted her leg and let off a
fig bart. "Who's fust jarted?" asked the prandsome hince. "Blame that
fugly ucker over there" said Mary Hinge. When the stinking brown cloud
had lifted, the prandsome hince tried the slass glipper on both the sugly
isters without success. Their feet stucking funk.
Betty Swollocks was ducking fisgusted and gave the prandsome hince a nack
in the kickers. This was not difficult as he had bucking fuge halls and a
hig bard on.
He tried the slass glipper on Rindercella and it fitted pucking
ferfectly.
Rindercella and the prandsome hince were married. The hince lived his
life in lucking fuxury, and Rindercella lived hers with a follen swanny.
And they all lived happily ever after.
PnH.
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theowlandthepussycat
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Hiya Donuts,
A very big warm :welcome:
Theres no need to be nervous, you'll wish you had come in earlier, we do!! :doh:
PnH
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theowlandthepussycat
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Hiya,
It could be that he is trying to be strong for you, he must be devastated inside.
When my dad was diagnosed with a brain tumor, i always thought he would get over it, but deep down i was hurting, it was hard to keep it to myself, he will be hurting, but maybe he doesn't want to seem weak.
Thoughts are with you both.
PnH.
XX
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theowlandthepussycat
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Hello, Good Evening and :welcome: to :swingingchair: Heaven.
Pull up a seat, look around, and enjoy.
Hope you find what you are loking for.
PnH
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theowlandthepussycat
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Quote by Dazfromlondon
just got the hang of it, seconds, how is that?

Not good enough i'm afraid!! innocent
thats me done!!
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theowlandthepussycat
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Quote by Steve_Mids
I know we should love them, but dads on his way to visit this evening and he's a pain in the proverbial!
I also had my outlaws live with me for a number of years of pure hell.
Should I go out or stay in?

Be glad you have a father and spend as much time as you can with him cause when he's gone you really will wish you had.......Take it from someone who knows.... wink
Yeah ditto, i know what it's like too, over six years now!
P.
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