I’m following the rules and not meeting at the moment. I don’t want to play any part in making it any worse than it already is so thank you genuinely for asking but I won’t meet until we’re a bit further down the line.

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A very direct message to cut out the junk...

I don’t do dishonesty and messing around the people who are important to me. So, for the avoidance of doubt, please understand I already have a wonderful partner who I will spend the rest of my life with. We do not have a sexual side to our relationship so with her knowledge and permission I’m looking for a lady or chilled couple for mutual, regular fun.

This is what an honest, upfront and respectful person looks like and although it limits the potential audience, it’s the people who are left that I’m interested in, the good honest ones who enjoy sex, intimacy and closeness.

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If you’re still here...

I'm a relaxed and intelligent professional with an actual real personality who can manage complete sentences and decent chat!

My wobbly Dad Bod excites women about as much as a debate on Brexit but you will not find a more prolific boob admirer in the land.

I have brown eyes, a shaved head, light stubble and nice and tidy down below! But being a man I do have a few hairs on my chest.

I'm orally bisexual but don't harbour any desires to go further than that. Couples with non-bi guys, you really don’t have anything to fear, I can play straight.

Ladies if it's your thing, kissing is a passion.

If you meet me socially you'll find that I can actually hold down a conversation and use words with more than two syllables. I'm friendly, respectful and fun company and hopefully we'll share a few laughs.

In bed (or on the table/up against the wall etc) I’m generous, considerate and smell and taste nice. I’d like to meet the same.

Peace and love you fellow horny buggers...

PS, if you’re from a university and my photos give you the horn, knock yourselves out. It’s good to know somebody is having some pleasure on Fab!

PPS. Where do I sign up for this university of sex? Sounds fun!