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tigersgobounce69
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 50
UK

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Well still not slept since friday night, but it was well worth it.
A big thank you to Sexy Steph for allowing me and Mr Tiggs to come to the munch at very short notice.
Thanks Cisco for making the call for us babe, it was worth coming up to the munch.
Met some really great people, old and new. Was brillaint to meet Bi Paula at last and Chesty.
Was great to talk to Kit and Kat and Pleasure (hope your headache and ears are feeling a bit this morning today, I'll sort that information out for you next week.)
Obviously great to see the regular crew, Tatty (you sexy little thing), Lorraine (I want your boots, and remember I got the outfit from La Senza), Cisco, thanks again babe. Essexlady sorry we couldn't give you lift babe, (thats Mr Tiggs stereo for ya), JucyLucy keep smiling babe. Mike C thanks again darling for the other day, you savd my bacon.
To everyone else that we spoke to was great to meet and hope to see you all soon
Lastly to Steph and her team, thanks for a fantastic night.
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Right got bags packed car ready to go but then i remembered dont have any money and forgot to put name on the list.
I should really remember to sort these thing out first lol.
Oh well dvd and bottle of wine looking good after all.
Better go unpack car.
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Got to admit that Ive not start many threads at all, but answered a few, and yes would have answered a lot more but I write them, pour out my thoughts, anger whatever Im feeling right there and then, and then press delete.
Why ?
1. Dont want to look stupid
2. Already feel better cause Ive written it down, and thats enough
Kaz, give your hubby an extra special hug honey and wish him well.
Just goes to show that you should live each day as it is your last and enjoy every moment of it and enjoy and appreciate everyone around you, especially those that you love so dearly, cause you never know when they are not going to be there.
Big :therethere: and kiss
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Quote by Wishmaster
ok....it comes in many flavours....with a touch of salt....for taste......in a thick ....jelly consistency.....lol...begs the question........are you tyring to compare to your own experiences...........what was your verdict....?

You mean you haven't had any with lumps in it yet ..... bit like milk when it's started to clot.
:twisted: :twisted: evil :twisted: :twisted:
Wishy, you minger lol :lol:
All I can say is, if they havent cum in 2 days then it aint going down my throat, hated lumpy cold smelly custard and thats what 2 day old cum looks and taste like.
bolt
HAPPY BIRTHDAY..............
Cant give you a birthday kiss or even passionkiss on Sat cause not going sad but have a great day anyway darling.
Hope to see you soon
Love
Us
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Quote by tattyxpx
Just so long as the Lady in question isn't essexlady.... rotflmao

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The things that woman MAKES me do redface
But.... you loved every moment babe ....................
lol :lol: :lol: :lol:
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Hi Alex
Welcome to Swinging Heaven honey, hope you have fun and enjoy yourself here.
Really nice first post, and so much better than the one line introductions and the the obligatory "Can I have a shag" first post's.
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Quote by tattyxpx

I use electrodes.... and call them names....

Who's fer a visit to Posties mini dungeon then? Mmnnnnnnn.....
Cathy x
yes please biggrin
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Ooh Tatts is up fer it! Bagsie first with those electrodes you can just watch and shout obscenities gal.....
And I know you can!
Mwah xx
Cathy x
Cathy... those obscenities were done in a moment of weakness.... lol
But as I know you like it soooo much I will get practising for ya for saturday hun wink
Oooooooh can I come and watch, can I, can I, can I, pleeeeaaaasssssse
worship :worship:
Or even better.....................................
Can I administer ...................................
:D :happy: :happy: :happy: smackbottom :smackbottom: :smackbottom: whip :whip:
Hi Maggie & Bob,
Glad you had a great time in Dam, Me and Mr Tiggs got back from there 3 weeks ago, we went there for our honeymoon.
What we did get out there, in the information centre in the red light disctrict was a load of information about different swingings clubs out there.
Must admit me and Mr Tiggs didnt do any of the clubs while we were there cos we were busy with each other ;)
If you want the information we have, let us know and I;ll PM it to you.
Got all the information from a brilliant source, it was the information centre for ex hookers lol, so information is spot on.
Love
Mr & Mrs Tigersgobounce69
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Postie
You started it, so you bloody finish it lol
Stop being a wimp, im sure MP2U wont be too hard
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Hi Ya
Welcome to Swinging Heaven.
Now pull up a chair, sit back and enjoy yourselves
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Okay, going to sound really SAD, but.........
One way I am not looking forward to my girls going back to school, my eldest starts college so she all grown up now and I suppose when she starts college it will be all official :cry: :cry:
Also had a lot of probs with the youngest and really would like her to stay close to me, I know its SAD and STUPID, but I dont care. I dont want the holidays to end and I am sooooo looking forward to the October break when they will be home again.
But, on the other hand,(which is even sadder) when they do go back to school and college, Ill be going back to work (I work in a school) and I love my job so much I cant wait to start again.
I know you can all call me SAD, MAD and STUPID but dont care, I am what I am biggrin :D :D
OK postie, Please Please tell me, I want to know now .........................
PLEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSEEEEEEE
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I did put you to bed really really nicely at the BBQ .............
Okay on a serious note. We would like to nominate:
Wishmaster
Reasons:
His posts are aways witty.
His is always Honest, even though at times harsh.
He is fair
He has been a member of the site for a long while and is well known.
He helped a lot of people with problems.
Hope these reasons are good enough
Quote by glenn27
tasted bloody lovely as well pmsl
mind u after id abused his tank @ the party its probably 4 the best
so could we please get a minutes silence 4 the dearly removed (yet yummy tasting) boris
all together now dum dum dee dum dum dum dee dumm de dum de dum
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You total fecking nut nut !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by essexlady
Hey EssexMafia shall we have a group pic taken for the calendar!

I would be willing to have pic taken for the essexmafia group, but you know Mr Tiggs you will have two hopes of getting him in a photo, no hope and bob hope, and one of them is dead lol
lol :lol: :lol:
Blue Lagoon is in Dagenham
Been there a couple of times and its not a lot happened when we were there, it was more like spa than a swinging club
But we did go on quiet nights, I know that they have special nights on so all I can say is give them a call.
Hope this helps
Postie, a nice maths one for you babe.
If you lived in Airshire and went to every munch this year, how many miles would you have travelled.
Only big munches though, not small socials
Get you map and calculator out babe
Oi Postie,
We going out now, so before we go just want to give you a big
CONGRATULATIONS
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Hi Postie,
You asked for it and we want answers.......................
If you only have one eye can you still get double vision?
What was the best thing before sliced bread
Why does round pizza come in a square box?
What's the difference between something being "crispy" and something being "crunchy"?
lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
Just thought of a few more and sent another pm asking.......
Just need to know .............................
What nasty person put an S in the word Lisp.
Why are they called apartments, when they are all stuck together.
Why does the sun lighten your hair, but darken your skin.
Why dont sheep shrink when it rains
You know that indestructable black box....why is the WHOLE plane made out of that stuff
So when you gonna answer them......We are waiting...................he he he he
Postie..... You are gonna be in sooooooo much trouble when he gets back :giggle:
Congratulation Wishy
Your one of the funniest and nicest guys I have met (mrs Tiggs)
Well done and keep on writing and having fun
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