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tigersgobounce69
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Female, 59
Straight Male, 50
UK

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Just ask him this .......................
Dear M2PU
Can you please help me this this question, your thoughts would be much appreciated.
If cows sit down when its raining and stand up to sleep, what happen when they are asleep and it rains????
Looking forward to your quick response
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Helen, thanks a lot honey.
Had a really great night. Great to see everyone again. Had some really great laughs.
Roll on the next one.
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Dave
Im sitting in bed pissing myself at your story, pls pls pls lets have the rest of it. A great start to my day. I even read it out to my daughter and she (who is not very well at the moment, even managed to laugh)
Thanks Dave
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Quote by polly40
This might not seem much to some people but today I had a dream come true.
No it is not to do with sex or meeting the most fantastic man ( already met him :P ) but it is to do with a day trip out with my daughter and my man.
We went to a wild animal park - I have a passion about tigers and for a few minutes I was about 6 inches away from the most majestic beast i have ever seen, an adult male tiger ( gladly through glass). Just to be so near this animal was amazing and later we watched them feed, WOW factor of 110%.
We all have different dreams but today one of mine came true, and as I was also with my 2 favourite people made it perfect.
Have any of you fulfilled a dream????
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This is a lovely dream and I can totally understand it, Mr Tiggs adores tigers and his dream is to be able to go into a tiger enclosure, (all protected up) and play with a tiger, even a baby tiger.
I dont know if this could ever be arranged, but Im gonna do some research and you never know he could if he is lucky find his dream coming true.
Wishy: I LIKE your dream, when you get them can i them when your fininshed (Mrs Tiggs) lol :lol:
Happy Birthday, You Sexy Little Lady
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Happy Anniversery our very sexy lady.
You are one in a million and we are so lucky to have met you and become your friends
Love ya loads
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Quote by CiscoCat6k
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed

Awwwwwwwwwwww Mrs. Tigs.. you KNOW you loved it.... i could tell by the smile on your face...
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eh? . What green frog??? .... I was there and I never saw anyone in a Kermit outfit!!
You were emmm tied up :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
Actually you were there.. but I think outside.... tatty and mrstigs... put on an excellent little green frog song... its cracking...
lol Nope, I remember it now .... hehehehe ... I was in the Beautiful People's corner smoking erm ........... naughty things ........ s'probably why I don't remember it, maybe in my fog induced state I thought it wasn't really happening coz no-one on this planet can sing THAT badly ..... but you say it's actually true!!!.. It DID happen ..... oh fuck!!!
ALRIGHT thats it... Mr. Tigs.. no more happy clouds for him ffs....
Oh go on!... please..... I won't do it again Mister ... promise.....
ACTUALLY.... Wishmaster... you might get ya wish... I have been promised a singy of the little green frog from Mrs. Tigs at a meet - in a FROG head and maybe suit - for my bday...
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You are soooooooooooooooooooooooooo dead. I did the social singy sort of thing.... I embarrassed myself once......................NEVER I repeat ....................NEVER AGAIN
WIshy: Im sorry if I hurt your ears darling, it was cisco, he made me do it, its his fault, pick on him.
Babe Im here all night darling and only 15 mins by car so if you need me bloody call me.
Got my phone next to me and its on. Dont go for the drink darling just go for the bubbles remember "my bubbles, my bubbles"
Ill text you in a while babe to check your ok, if you need me Ill come over darling, even if you just need a hug
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Bernie,
We wish you luck babe and hope that you get things sorted. If you do think that the drinking is becoming a problem then you need to get it sorted. Before I met Mr Tiggs I didnt realise how much I drank. Everytime Mr Tiggs came home at the beginning of our relationship I would have a beer or a drink of some kind in my hand. It wasnt good.
After talking I realised just how much I drank and I did give it up, I now very rarely drink during the day (unless I go out on a special occasion, lunchtime) and as for drinking of an even again I may have a drink or two at the weekend.
If you decide that the drinking has got a little out of control all you can do is turn to people so that they can help you through it. As Mischief said, go out with people you can trust and people who know that you dont want to go over board with the drinking.
Good luck babe and hope to see you soon
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Hi Ya you three
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Welcome to the site and scene.
Pull up a chair and sit back and enjoy the ride
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Thanks Tatty babe for the fantastic weekend.
Cisco: What can we say babe, your a gem. Fantastic cook and you kept the BBQ food going well.
Lorraine: Lovey to see you again darling after so long, your still as sexy as we remembered kiss
Olive: Great meeting you both babes and lovely chatting to you, sorry you had to leave to early.
Wishy: Always a pleasure to see you, hope you enjoyed your looooonnnng fags lol
Advaka&Peachy: Great to meet you at last, had heard about you so much from Tatty and it was good to put faces to names, Peachy you looked sooooooo fecking sexy in that dress.
Pebbles&Demem: Great to see you both again, fantastic couple. Pebbles, can you bend over please and pick up that 20p on the floor :wow:
Glenn: You fecking Nut Nut.........what else could anyone say....... your window dancing was something else and as for writing "How You Doing" well I never!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
And to the main essex mafia crew, you know who you are, love you all loads and as normal had a blast.
And to everyone else that I havent mentioned by name it was fantastic to see you all and hope to see you all soon.
CISCO: I'm gonna get you back for the little green frog, Ive never been so embarrassed
:laughabove: :laughabove: rotflmao :rotflmao: :laughabove: :laughabove:
You are gonna get in sooooo much trouble, you nut nut
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Hi Warwick
It good to hear that some people are happy, I feel good this morning as well. Got a fab weekend coming up and feeling good about it.
Keep happy babe kiss
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We are of the opinion that when we meet up with someone, we tell them before that we dont shag on first date,so to speak, but if the meet goes really well nothing is to stop us from changing our mind.
There has got to be some kind of attraction there for us in the first place, be it in the mind or in the looks. Whatever way we hope to have a good time be it socially of sexually.
(by the way hi Saffy, good to see you back babe xxxxxxxxxxxx)
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Happy Birthday to you :happy: :happy:
Happy Birthday to you :happy: :happy:
Happy Birthday, dear Jiggle :happy: :happy:
Happy Birthday tooooooooooooo Youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies: :drinkies:
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What a daft intro lol :lol: :lol:
Welcome to Swinging Heaven.
Relax, sit back and enjoy the ride
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Ohhhhhhhhh please please cna I help wax MikeC. I'll pin him down while you girls strip him.
Can we do his back and crack and sack as well, PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE
COOOOOOOLLLLLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Looks like we going to a party this weekend
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drinkies :drinkies: :drinkies:
CONGRATULATIONS....... to you both ..................... Hope your as happy as Me and Mr Tigs are and that your wedding day goes as good as ours did.
Have Fun, Enjoy, and Savour it
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Quote by naughtynymphos1
Can i also just add this is only my opinion and something i have decided thro my own personal experiences that if you do feel you need to talk to someone try a registared charity thats deal with your perticular problem, most are none payed people a bit like the CAB who give up their own time to help u and will have been thro the same kind of thing as u have, eg if your depression is caused by some form of abuse etc, talking to someone who had been there and fully understand how u feel is second to none and far better that someone being payed with no idea how the real world really works with their uni dagree in a frame on a wall, i'm sorry but all the class rooms in the world will never let u know what these things really feel like so its not really possable for them to fully understand you, i found much more help from a group of people who have all been thro the same kind of things as me, people can help u and tell u how to over come your problems from first hand experience, rather than from a text book confused

This is so true, through my own personal experiencem, it was these sort of professionals that got me through it, with the support of my special man and kids. Just hoping that this other person can find someone just as good.
Hooray :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer: :beer:
PARRRRRRRTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTYYYYYYYYYYYY at Sg Bilko's
We coming, we coming
Depression can be bought on by many many different things. I (mrs tigs) suffered with depression for years and had taken it to the level of not wanting to be here anymore.
When you are so depressed that all you see in the future is black and there is no light, and talking alone is not working, then antidepressants help.
I was lucky in the end, I didnt manage to end things and found a wonderful man that I could talk to and he could understand what I was going through and I came threough the other end.
There is also someone in my personal life very close to me that is going through severe depression at the moment and I can honestly say that a "Swift Kick up the Arse" is something that would not work and would probably push them totally very the edge.
All I can do is be there for that person and try and get them to talk and get them the help they need and also to keep them taking the anti-depressants as they are keeping this person at some form of normal level. They are still depressed while taking the tablets but hopefully while on them they will not get any lower and will not do something stupid.
Hi Postie,
Well we know we are free for def and had also spoken to Tatty and we are gonna pick her up and bring her down with us. Any chance we could come up on the Friday will bring our sleeping bags and pillows.
Really looking forward to it, its gonna be our first official party as Mr and Mrs Tiggs :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy: :happy:
We will still bring some food and drink with us, even though when you pmed us you said dont bother as the party is on you.
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Postie...................
YOU NUT NUT............................
God your head gonna hurt in the morning
What time does the party start?
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Hi Ya,
Well just had ro add something to this thread. Me and Mr Tigs been to Amsterdam for the past 3 years and just got back yesterday from Honeymoon there.
The last 2 years we missed the gay pride parade by a week BUT, this year didnt even realise it was on till we were walking across one on the bridges and you saw and heard this uproar ahead on the next bridge.
All I can say is that it was fecking fabulous and brilliant and i loved it
Didnt go to the party in the evening cause was otherwise engaged but the parade was something else