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tomengland
Over 90 days ago
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Quote by goose35
Right to put a pic on the left
Click My Settings on the right
Then click forum settings toward the top
on that page you can select a pic from you gellery to use as your avatar or select a pic on your pc to upload.
then click save avatar otherwise it wont work.
Hope that helps. wink

Sorry to be a pain in the ass, but does anyone know how I can post a gif or a picture in my signature, I am assuming that within the settings panel I need to add a link to the gif / picture location? :doh:
Thanks for your advice
I don't know where you were in the Orient to receive this kind of 'treatment' but the only place you can get that sort of massage in Japan is in their equivalent of our brothel.
De_sade
Not been to Japan, would love to go there did you enjoy your trip?
No the ladies I was referring to in my post were not/are not hookers, just friends, one is/was a merchant banker redface and another was senior receptionist in a nice hotel in Hong Kong :twisted:
But I would agree the Orient offers a wide selection of massage services for money, as well as other services..............
Quote by edzar
Does anyone know the easiet and best way to shave male genitals? I love my wife sucking my balls and she certainly seems to enjoy it, lol but hates the hairy teeth!! evil I tried b4 and elect razor never works and wet razor is a pain and leaves lots of nicks. :cry: Any good helpful ideas and experiences would be appreciated

I prefer to do it when I am away in a hotel, or early Sunday morning, when there is peice and quiet and you can relax. Always use a new sharp razor, blunt ones can be painful. Always use hot water. Start on the pelvic area, base of knob, ball sack, and then anywhere else. Nice slow defined strokes, don't rush and tug, take it nice and easy. Don't push to hard. Usually prefer to do it standing with bath a great leg stand.
Afterwards nice warm bath, with mositurising oils, and rub moisteriser in after. Once done if you like it, suggest doing it 2 or 3 times a week, keeps the hair down, greatly reduces itching and of course always ensures that you are nice and smooth for your partner.
For me, tried it first in asia in 1997, never looked back, it can be hassle but just add it to your daily/weekly hygene routine and you'll be ok. The ladies love it, no wirey hairs in teeth, and I think that it makes a statement that you take personal hygene seriously, which to me is very important.
Warning: When it grows back it itches like hell.
Good luck and I hope you don't snag anything.
Quote by H-x
The thing is it's very rarely the fault of the person you're complaining to, so if you must complain - do it nicely, you'd be amazed how much further it gets you.
H.x

Well that depends who you are complaining to, but for example if you are in a restaurant and the food was crap don't shout at the waitress, its not her fault and she can do nothing to change the situation, but if you are speaking to the manager............then have fun........... :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
But in principle I agree 100%

It gives the impression that you are a sad computer nerd who spends their life down-loading porn... in the real world people still use phones (though preference is now to text)
Personally I hate texts its only one level up from e-mail, if you like someone, then simply take time out to give them a call, say something nice, make them laugh and make them feel special.
I took my son to London as a birthday treat a few years ago and we went off to Mme Tusseauds. We queued for 1 1/2 hours just to get as far as the till, it cost me £35 for just me and him ( he was 12 at the time ) to get in and the place was so crowded, you couldn't see all the exhibits let alone take photos. By the time we'd got as far as the Chamber Of Horrors, we were both feeling very claustrophobic and hot, we decided to leave. Son was understandably very disappointed so I emailed them when I got home and complained.
Was it the one linked to the Planatarium in Baker Street, I went there last year principally to visit the planatarium, we queued for 45 mins and when we got there, you had to buy a ticket for whole exhibit not just planatarium and it was over 75 quid, what a rip off............I complained about only wanting to visit planatarium then after nothing voted with my feet.
The problem with London is the staff who work in most of these venues don't care, and it's almost impossible to get a level of service with people who simply don't give a rats ass.
Complain like hell.........if you pay for something then you are entitled to get what you pay for :twisted:
A few oriental ladies that I have had the pleasure of knowing, often use massage as part of the sexual experience, either before or after but never during.
Always found it to be fantasic, lying naked on your front your back well oiled, and having a lovely nimble naked japanese lady sliding body to body up and down your back kissing and teasing, her nipples pressed hard against your flesh, her neat bush rasping on your bum cheeks.....................................................opppps where's the toilet.......................
Quote by girlonamission
what job can i have? confused

Which one would you like?