Hi people, we are relativley new here, just do the odd reply to posts on here, but most times quite happy to sit in the background reading the post, funny stories and jokes that you all share on here.
Thought we'd try posting on here just to see what (if any) response we'd get.
We are a gay male couple, both 36 in LTR of nearly 15 yrs. We both enjoy 3somes & moresomes, love the whole watching/joining in aspect of it all. We are looking for other males, for some good old fashioned cock fun etc etc. Can accom in our humble home no probs and are discrete, so quite happy to entertain those of you who are married/bi/curious. Happy to meet outdoors or to trav but much pref the creature comforts of our own home just north of Cardiff.
PM or email for more info and a face/body pic is a must if we are looking to meet.
Weekends are best for us for any fun as then work doesn't get in the way.
Also looking for new friends in the area for drinks/nights out etc so sex isn't a neccesity as you can never have too many friends.
Thanks for reading and speak soon.
M&T xx
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tonmar01
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Sexlightened
Yeah we watched Dr Who, and will watch Ant & Dec on ITV2.
Main reason for watching Dr Who was that most of it was filmed in Cardiff. All of the shops that were there and the shopping centre with all the dummies that came to life, are places that we know. Did look strange seeing London buses and black cabs out in Cardiff.
Saw alot of it being filmed too, you never know we might be in some of the episodes too.
But was good to see Dr Who back anyway.
M&T xx
Main reason for watching Dr Who was that most of it was filmed in Cardiff. All of the shops that were there and the shopping centre with all the dummies that came to life, are places that we know. Did look strange seeing London buses and black cabs out in Cardiff.
Saw alot of it being filmed too, you never know we might be in some of the episodes too.
But was good to see Dr Who back anyway.
M&T xx
Sexlightened
To: All Employees
From: Management
Subject: Retirement and Training Policies
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for departmental areas,
we have been forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under a new
plan, older employees will be asked to go on an early retirement, thus
permitting the retention of younger people who will represent our future
plans. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of
the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect
immediately. The program will be known as (Retire Aged People
Early).
Employees who are will be given the opportunity to look for other
jobs outside the company, and provided that they are being , they
can request a review of their employment records before actual
retirement takes place. This phase of the operation is called SCREW
(Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers).
All employees who have been or SCREWed may file an appeal with
upper management. This will be known as SHAFT (Study of Higher Authority
Following Termination). Under the terms of the new policy, employees may
be once, SCREWed twice, but SHAFTed as many times as the company
deems appropriate.
If the employee follows the above procedure he, or she, will be entitled
to receive HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
As HERPES is considered a benefit plan, any employee who has received
HERPES will no longer be or SCREWed by the company.
In addition, management wishes to assure the youngest employees who
remain on board that the company will continue its policy to ensure that
employees are well trained through our Special High Intensity Training
(SHIT). The company takes pride in the amount of SHIT our employees
receive. We have given our employees more SHIT than any other company in
the area. If any employee feels he, or she, does not receive enough SHIT
on the job, please see your immediate supervisor. Your supervisor is
specially trained to make sure you receive all the SHIT you can stand.
Employees who don't voluntarily take SHIT will nonetheless be placed on
the SHIT list and be enrolled in Departmental Employee Evaluation
Programs (DEEP-SHIT). Those who fail to take DEEP-SHIT seriously will
have to go to Employee Attitude Training (EAT-SHIT). Since our managers
took SHIT before they were promoted, they don't have to do SHIT anymore,
and are full of SHIT already. If an employee is unable to grasp the
concepts of SHIT, he or she will be put on the Opportunities Halted
probationary list. (OH-SHIT)
If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job training others.
We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List
(BULL-SHIT). Those who are full of BULL-SHIT will get SHIT jobs, and can
apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (DIP-SHIT).
There is currently an opening for Treasurer of the Organization for Us
Giving Hell (TOUGH-SHIT). If you have further questions, please direct
them to our Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training
(HOT-SHIT). For students who are intending to pursue a career in
management and consulting, we will refer you to the Department of
Managerial Operational Research Education (MORE-SHIT). This course has
its emphasis on how to manage MORE-SHIT.
If you graduate to the top of our list by taking all the SHIT that is
given to you, you may qualify for our supervisor's program known as
Comprehensive Remedial Advisory Panel (CRAP). You too can be a member of
management. Simply take all the SHIT you can and you can look forward to
additional CRAP when you reach the top. Any employee who has the
initiative and drive to take both SHIT and CRAP can count on being one
of the elite.
Also, our company is offering, for a limited time only, the chance for
you, the ordinary employee, to try for Action Supervisors Staff Handling
Our Loyal Employees (ASSHOLE). So work hard and you will find that the
more SHIT you take and the more CRAP you can handle may qualify you as
an ASSHOLE and, one day, maybe even the Director of Intensity
Programming (DIP-SHIT).
Thank you,
Boss in General,
Special High Intensity Training (BIG-SHIT)
Copy to:
Complete Registered Organized Computerized Knowledge Originating
Firsthand; Special High Intensity Training division. (CROCKOF-SHIT)
From: Management
Subject: Retirement and Training Policies
As a result of the reduction of money budgeted for departmental areas,
we have been forced to cut down on our number of personnel. Under a new
plan, older employees will be asked to go on an early retirement, thus
permitting the retention of younger people who will represent our future
plans. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by the end of
the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placed into effect
immediately. The program will be known as (Retire Aged People
Early).
Employees who are will be given the opportunity to look for other
jobs outside the company, and provided that they are being , they
can request a review of their employment records before actual
retirement takes place. This phase of the operation is called SCREW
(Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers).
All employees who have been or SCREWed may file an appeal with
upper management. This will be known as SHAFT (Study of Higher Authority
Following Termination). Under the terms of the new policy, employees may
be once, SCREWed twice, but SHAFTed as many times as the company
deems appropriate.
If the employee follows the above procedure he, or she, will be entitled
to receive HERPES (Half Earnings for Retired Personnel Early Severance).
As HERPES is considered a benefit plan, any employee who has received
HERPES will no longer be or SCREWed by the company.
In addition, management wishes to assure the youngest employees who
remain on board that the company will continue its policy to ensure that
employees are well trained through our Special High Intensity Training
(SHIT). The company takes pride in the amount of SHIT our employees
receive. We have given our employees more SHIT than any other company in
the area. If any employee feels he, or she, does not receive enough SHIT
on the job, please see your immediate supervisor. Your supervisor is
specially trained to make sure you receive all the SHIT you can stand.
Employees who don't voluntarily take SHIT will nonetheless be placed on
the SHIT list and be enrolled in Departmental Employee Evaluation
Programs (DEEP-SHIT). Those who fail to take DEEP-SHIT seriously will
have to go to Employee Attitude Training (EAT-SHIT). Since our managers
took SHIT before they were promoted, they don't have to do SHIT anymore,
and are full of SHIT already. If an employee is unable to grasp the
concepts of SHIT, he or she will be put on the Opportunities Halted
probationary list. (OH-SHIT)
If you are full of SHIT, you may be interested in a job training others.
We can add your name to our Basic Understanding Lecture List
(BULL-SHIT). Those who are full of BULL-SHIT will get SHIT jobs, and can
apply for promotion to Director of Intensity Programming (DIP-SHIT).
There is currently an opening for Treasurer of the Organization for Us
Giving Hell (TOUGH-SHIT). If you have further questions, please direct
them to our Head of Training, Special High Intensity Training
(HOT-SHIT). For students who are intending to pursue a career in
management and consulting, we will refer you to the Department of
Managerial Operational Research Education (MORE-SHIT). This course has
its emphasis on how to manage MORE-SHIT.
If you graduate to the top of our list by taking all the SHIT that is
given to you, you may qualify for our supervisor's program known as
Comprehensive Remedial Advisory Panel (CRAP). You too can be a member of
management. Simply take all the SHIT you can and you can look forward to
additional CRAP when you reach the top. Any employee who has the
initiative and drive to take both SHIT and CRAP can count on being one
of the elite.
Also, our company is offering, for a limited time only, the chance for
you, the ordinary employee, to try for Action Supervisors Staff Handling
Our Loyal Employees (ASSHOLE). So work hard and you will find that the
more SHIT you take and the more CRAP you can handle may qualify you as
an ASSHOLE and, one day, maybe even the Director of Intensity
Programming (DIP-SHIT).
Thank you,
Boss in General,
Special High Intensity Training (BIG-SHIT)
Copy to:
Complete Registered Organized Computerized Knowledge Originating
Firsthand; Special High Intensity Training division. (CROCKOF-SHIT)
Sexlightened
Hi everyone,
Now I know this request has nothing to do with Dogging, but I know that this board is read by people all over the country with a wide variety of jobs, so I'm hoping that someone, somewhere will be able to help.
Does anybody work for the DWP and willing to give me some help with an ongoing claim for Disability Living Allowance. Please don't respond here, but feel free to email or PM me.
Many Thanks.
(Mods - Please feel free to lock this thread)
M xx
Now I know this request has nothing to do with Dogging, but I know that this board is read by people all over the country with a wide variety of jobs, so I'm hoping that someone, somewhere will be able to help.
Does anybody work for the DWP and willing to give me some help with an ongoing claim for Disability Living Allowance. Please don't respond here, but feel free to email or PM me.
Many Thanks.
(Mods - Please feel free to lock this thread)
M xx
Sexlightened
Hi People........sorry but just had to share this.......really made me giggle........
DEAD DUCK
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind
legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its peak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. " !" she cried. " just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been ..But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."
DEAD DUCK
A woman brought a very limp duck into a veterinary surgeon.
As she lay her pet on the table, the vet pulled out his stethoscope and listened to the bird's chest. After a moment or two, the vet shook his head sadly and said, "I'm so sorry, your pet has passed away."
The distressed owner wailed, "Are you sure?"
Yes, I'm sure. The duck is dead," he replied.
"How can you be so sure", she protested. "I mean, you haven't done any testing on him or anything. He might just be in a coma or something."
The vet rolled his eyes, turned around and left the room. He returned a few moments later with a black Labrador Retriever. As the duck's owner looked on in amazement, the dog stood on his hind
legs, put his front paws on the examination table and sniffed the duck from top to bottom. He then looked at the vet with sad eyes and shook his head.
The vet patted the dog and took it out and returned a few moments later with a beautiful cat. The cat jumped up on the table and also sniffed the bird from its peak to its tail and back again. The cat sat back on its haunches, shook its head, meowed softly, jumped down and strolled out of the room.
The vet looked at the woman and said, "I'm sorry, but as I said, this is most definitely, 100% certifiably, a dead duck." Then the vet turned to his computer terminal, hit a few keys and
produced a bill, which he handed to the woman.
The duck's owner, still in shock, took the bill. " !" she cried. " just to tell me my duck is dead?!!"
The vet shrugged. "I'm sorry. If you'd taken my word for it, the bill would have been ..But what with the Lab Report and the Cat Scan, it all adds up."
Sexlightened
In reply to Berkshire guy......erm no.........Like I said I live with my partner, so that makes two of us :doh:
Actually there's quite a few here, just very little action. Just wish some of the cute str8 guys around would like to have some fun............Oh well I can dream......... :lickface:
M xx
Actually there's quite a few here, just very little action. Just wish some of the cute str8 guys around would like to have some fun............Oh well I can dream......... :lickface:
M xx
Sexlightened
Hi people,
Well I am 100% gay, and so is my partner, we have been together 14 yrs next week.
Now how do I know I'm Gay.....simple I enjoy sex with men.
I have never wanted to try or fantasised about having sex with woman, it's just not my cup of tea, I wouldnt know where to start with a woman, all the bits and bobs are in the wrong place!!!
I know that I am gay in the same way that a str8 man knows he's str8. :cheers:
Yeah ok it's common for a gay guy to say to a str8 guy, 'If you've never had sex with a man how do you know you are str8', well turning that round and if a str8 guys says to me that how do I know I'm gay if I've never had sex with a woman, well to be honest I don't know. :confused:
When did I know I was gay? Dunno, but all through my school years, :jagsatwork: infant/junior/senior, I always played with the girls, I was brilliant at skipping and hopscotch, most of my friends were girls. I didn't play football with the boys, I never did Games/PE (that was due to a disability).
I used to hang around the local toilets when I was 12/13/14 because I knew I would get to see mens willies, just knew I liked the look of them, that was when I had my first sexual experience.
:wanker: I had a 'relationship' with a guy in my class for 4 years, we had sex at his house at lunchtime, but it was never discused in school as he didn't want to be labelled a 'poof'.
I was always closer to my Mum than my Dad. Did any of this 'make' me gay? I really don't know. All I do know is that I wouldnt change anything about anything. I'm happy being the way I am. :grin:
All I know is, when I see a cute guy, nice arse, nice bulge, nice abs etc etc, then I get this funny feeling inside called attraction. Yet on the other hand I can appreciate a sexy looking woman, but that doesn't make me want to jump into bed with her.
So the simple answer to how do I know my sexuality..........I'm me and nobody knows me better than me.
(Actually.....this has been a hard question to answer I must admit.....!!)
Cheers
Mark xx
Well I am 100% gay, and so is my partner, we have been together 14 yrs next week.
Now how do I know I'm Gay.....simple I enjoy sex with men.
I have never wanted to try or fantasised about having sex with woman, it's just not my cup of tea, I wouldnt know where to start with a woman, all the bits and bobs are in the wrong place!!!
I know that I am gay in the same way that a str8 man knows he's str8. :cheers:
Yeah ok it's common for a gay guy to say to a str8 guy, 'If you've never had sex with a man how do you know you are str8', well turning that round and if a str8 guys says to me that how do I know I'm gay if I've never had sex with a woman, well to be honest I don't know. :confused:
When did I know I was gay? Dunno, but all through my school years, :jagsatwork: infant/junior/senior, I always played with the girls, I was brilliant at skipping and hopscotch, most of my friends were girls. I didn't play football with the boys, I never did Games/PE (that was due to a disability).
I used to hang around the local toilets when I was 12/13/14 because I knew I would get to see mens willies, just knew I liked the look of them, that was when I had my first sexual experience.
:wanker: I had a 'relationship' with a guy in my class for 4 years, we had sex at his house at lunchtime, but it was never discused in school as he didn't want to be labelled a 'poof'.I was always closer to my Mum than my Dad. Did any of this 'make' me gay? I really don't know. All I do know is that I wouldnt change anything about anything. I'm happy being the way I am. :grin:
All I know is, when I see a cute guy, nice arse, nice bulge, nice abs etc etc, then I get this funny feeling inside called attraction. Yet on the other hand I can appreciate a sexy looking woman, but that doesn't make me want to jump into bed with her.
So the simple answer to how do I know my sexuality..........I'm me and nobody knows me better than me.
(Actually.....this has been a hard question to answer I must admit.....!!)
Cheers
Mark xx
Sexlightened
See now that was what I was looking for, Cheers pinkbubble (mrs)...........'
scandal'???
When I was typing the post I was going to list some of the names that I had seen but my mind went blank.........not difficult, not much in there to go blank with LOL The only one I could think of was 'Neilinleeds', but that one was far too obvious to quote!!!
M xx
scandal'???
When I was typing the post I was going to list some of the names that I had seen but my mind went blank.........not difficult, not much in there to go blank with LOL The only one I could think of was 'Neilinleeds', but that one was far too obvious to quote!!!
M xx
Sexlightened
Hi everyone,
I suppose this might be a really stoopid question to ask, but curiosty has got the better of me.
Why have you chosen the forum names that you have, OK OK OK I know some of them are really obvious......d'oh,
but some of the more unusual ones, just what do they mean/stand for? 
For Example tonmar
My name is MARk and my partner's name is TONy..........hence the tonmar.
Ok I'll go now, cause this is a really sad question...........
M xx
I suppose this might be a really stoopid question to ask, but curiosty has got the better of me.
Why have you chosen the forum names that you have, OK OK OK I know some of them are really obvious......d'oh,
but some of the more unusual ones, just what do they mean/stand for? For Example tonmar
My name is MARk and my partner's name is TONy..........hence the tonmar.
Ok I'll go now, cause this is a really sad question...........
M xx
Sexlightened
Hey Joe,
I am disabled, although to look at you wouldn't know it, but I have an artificial leg. Not really and issue till I get naked....... :shock: which is not a pretty sight anyway LOL
Ok I know that my disablity would not be so much of an issue as yours, but I've never had any bad reactions at all.
*mind you I don't really *swing* as such............maybe just 'drift gently in the breeze'
Best wishes anyway, just because you have a disability doesn't make you disabled. (Mmmm does that make sense......oh I know what I mean LOL)
Cheers
M xx
I am disabled, although to look at you wouldn't know it, but I have an artificial leg. Not really and issue till I get naked....... :shock: which is not a pretty sight anyway LOL
Ok I know that my disablity would not be so much of an issue as yours, but I've never had any bad reactions at all.
*mind you I don't really *swing* as such............maybe just 'drift gently in the breeze'
Best wishes anyway, just because you have a disability doesn't make you disabled. (Mmmm does that make sense......oh I know what I mean LOL)
Cheers
M xx
Sexlightened
He He........Oh I could do with all those willies standing there waving at me right now. *drifts off into own little dream world* :smug:
Not quite sure about Trevor and his cow.........??? :shock:
Yeah and thanks for the offers of the hugs too, I know its not the same, but it sure does help.
M xx
Not quite sure about Trevor and his cow.........??? :shock:
Yeah and thanks for the offers of the hugs too, I know its not the same, but it sure does help.
M xx
