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tonmar01
Over 90 days ago
Gay Male, 57
Gay Male, 57
0 miles · Caerphilly

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Hi there, this was on the front page of the 'Campaign'. Free local newspaper forCaerphilly, Ystrad Mynach and Bargoed.
Was going to do a post myself but as we can call see was beaten to it. LOL
As Banlwales has said that most people know about this place, thing is this sort of publicity only adds to the popularity of the boy racers........!!
Here is the article in ful.....

Cheers
M&T xx
Hi people, just worked out how to change avatar pic.
This was taken on our wedding day
M&T xx
Quite easy really.
Partners name os TONy
and mine is MARk
needed to add a number
= Tonmar01
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Hi guys & gals,
Just to let you know that the wedding was a great success!!
The day was just perfect, family & close friends arrived in plenty of time. We were both extremely nervous and emotional, but we both managed to say our vows without blubbing or getting the words wrong!!
Then went off to a local restaurant, for a meal and plenty of drinks, including a free bottle of champagne from the manager.
A very long and exhausting day, but worth every second.
Christmas greetings to you all from the new Mr & Mr F-P
xxx
:inlove:
We went to the registry office yesterday and gave our 15 day notice. We have sat here (with a bottle of champers) and decided on the readings and music for the ceremony.
As we enter the Ceremony room, "When You Tell Me That You Love Me" - Diana Ross
During the signing of the Register, Jupiter by Holst & Morning by Grieg (Classical stuff)
Procession out of the Ceremony room - Wind Beneath My Wings
One that day it is basically the signing of the legal paperwork, when we officially become a married couple, but sometime in the New Year we will be then having a Civil Partnership Ceremony, when we will have a commitment ceremony and a big bash afterwards for family and friends. Venue and date still to be confirmed.
On the 21st it will just be a simple ceremony, followed by a meal at a local restaurant. Can't do too much as we are then back at work on the 22nd.
We are having the registry office ceremony a local registry office at 2pm on the 21st, so we either want brilliant sunshine and nice weather or a nice blanket of snow, so if anyone can help with this request, that would be brilliant. (so get praying!!! lol)
From the 21st we shall both take the surnames of Fox-Parkes, this shows another recognition of our commitment to each other.
Hope life is excellent for you all as we are both sitting here on cloud nine at the moment.
Love and best wishes to you all
Mark & Tony
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Hi guys Home after a busy weekend. Told all the family our news, was also announced by the DJ at the party and had 'our tune' played for us. Loads of congrats all night. Main thing was that both sets of parents and sisters/brother were great about it all.
We now also decided to change of surnames and go double barrelled too.
Off to the Registry office at today to give notice.
Speak soon
Mr & Mr F-P
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Going to a Family Birthday pary Saturday night and will be announcing the date to all there. They all know that it's something we've wanted for years, so no surprise there for them just the fact that its so close.
Have a great weekend
M&Txx
On December 21st 2005, we are celebrating the fact that we have been together for 15 years. To make it even more special & memorable, we are celebrating the only way possible.
We have made arrangements to enter a Civil Partnership at at our local Registry Office on the 21st December.
This is the first day that same sex couples can have their partnership legally recognised.
Best Wishes to all who are doing the same on or around this date and in the future.
Mark & Tony
:color: :inlove: :color: drinkies :drinkies:
Hi gay couple here, both 37 and love to watch and join in with other guys. Nice and relaxed.
Let us know if you have any more interest.
Cheers
M&T xx
All too rarely, airline attendants make an effort to make the in flight "safety lecture" and announcements a bit more entertaining.
Here are some real examples that have been heard or reported:
1. On a Southwest flight (SW has no assigned seating, you just sit where you want) passengers were apparently having a hard time choosing, when a flight attendant announced, "People, people we're not picking out furniture here, find a seat and get in it!"
2. On a Continental Flight with a very "senior" flight attendant crew, the pilot said, "Ladies and gentlemen, we've reached cruising altitude and will be turning down the cabin lights. This is for your comfort and to enhance the appearance of your flight attendants."
3. On landing, the stewardess said, "Please be sure to take all of your belongings. If you're going to leave anything, please make sure it's something we'd like to have.
4. "There may be 50 ways to leave your lover, but there are only 4 ways out of this airplane"
5. "Thank you for flying Delta Business Express. We hope you enjoyed giving us the business as much as we enjoyed taking you for a ride."
6. As the plane landed and was coming to a stop at Ronald Reagan, a lone voice came over the loudspeaker: "Whoa, big fella. WHOA!"
7. After a particularly rough landing during thunderstorms in Memphis, a flight attendant on a Northwest flight announced, "Please take care when opening the overhead compartments because, after a landing like that, sure as hell everything has shifted."
8. From a Southwest Airlines employee: "Welcome aboard Southwest Flight 245 to Tampa.. To operate your seat belt, insert the metal tab into the buckle, and pull tight. It works just like every other seat belt; and, if you don't know how to operate one, you probably shouldn't be out in public unsupervised."
9. "In the event of a sudden loss of cabin pressure, masks will descend from the ceiling. Stop screaming, grab the mask, and pull it over your face. If you have a small child traveling with you, secure your mask before assisting with theirs. If you are traveling with more than one small child, pick your favorite."
10. "Weather at our destination is 50 degrees with some broken clouds, but we'll try to have them fixed before we arrive. Thank you, and remember, nobody loves you, or your money, more than Southwest Airlines."
11. "Your seat cushions can be used for flotation; and, in the event of an emergency water landing, please paddle to shore and take them with our compliments."
12. "As you exit the plane, make sure to gather all of your belongings. Anything left behind will be distributed evenly among the flight attendants. Please do not leave children or spouses."
13. And from the pilot during his welcome message: "Delta Airlines is pleased to have some of the best flight attendants in the industry. Unfortunately, none of them are on this flight!"
14. Heard on Southwest Airlines just after a very hard landing in Salt Lake City: The flight attendant came on the intercom and said, "That was quite a bump, and I know what y'all are thinking. I'm here to tell you it wasn't the airline's fault, it wasn't the pilot's fault, it wasn't the flight attendant's fault... it was the asphalt."
15. Overheard on an American Airlines flight into Amarillo, Texas, on a particularly windy and bumpy day: During the final approach, the Captain was really having to fight it. After an extremely hard landing, the Flight Attendant said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to Amarillo. Please remain in your seats with your seat belts fastened while the Captain taxis what's left of our airplane to the gate!"
16. Another flight attendant's comment on a less than perfect landing: "We ask you to please remain seated as Captain Kangaroo bounces us to the terminal."
17. An airline pilot wrote that on this particular flight he had hammered his ship into the runway really hard. The airline had a policy which required the first officer to stand at the door while the Passengers exited, smile, and give them a "Thanks for flying our airline." He said that, in light of his bad landing, he had a hard time looking the passengers in the eye, thinking that someone would have a smart comment. Finally everyone had gotten off except for a little old lady walking with a cane. She said, "Sir, do you mind if I ask you a question?" "Why, no, Ma'am," said the pilot."What is it?" The little old lady said, "Did we land, or were we shot down?"
18. After a real crusher of a landing in Phoenix, the attendant came on with, "Ladies and Gentlemen, please remain in your seats until Capt. Crash and the Crew have brought the aircraft to a screeching halt against the gate. And, once the tire smoke has cleared and the warning bells are silenced, we'll open the door and you can pick your way through the wreckage to the terminal."
19. Part of a flight attendant's arrival announcement: "We'd like to thank you folks for flying with us today. And, the next time you get the insane urge to go blasting through the skies in a pressurized metal tube, we hope you'll think of US Airways."
20. Heard on a Southwest Airline flight. "Ladies and gentlemen, if you wish to smoke, the smoking section on this airplane is on the wing and if you can light 'em, you can smoke ' em"
Hi,
Just to let you know had a lovely PM from Sappho to keep me updated.
The Twins sound wonderful albeit a handful.............bless!!!
Best wishes W & S
M&T xx
Hi,
Haven't had any update on how the twins and Mum & Dad are keeping recently?? Have I missed something or are you enjoying parenthood too much to have the time to post on here??
Hope all is ok
M&T xx
Hey there, We are also in Sth Wales and last Thursday and Friday we had fireworks going off constant from about 5pm till about 10pm on both days..........
No idea why, esp as it was still very bright and sunny when they first started.
dunno :doh: :dunno:
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Ok Have to admit mine is spiders too, but then I think I have good reason after geting one trapped in my EAR!! :shock:
This was years ago whilst still a teeenager living at home and had been downstairs to the cellar. As I came back up I felt something against the side of my head and brushed it away only then to be deafend by the noise that can only be described as the same sound when you pour milk on Rice Crispies, but much much louder!!
So there I was standing in the kitchen screaming like a demented I don't know what, bent over head between my knees screaming when my Mother comes in to find out what was the matter. Between my screams I managed to tell her that there was a "Huge F*****g spider in my ear and to help me!!"
So on the phone to the GP's surgey. The said to get some cooking oil on a spoon and heat it in the steam of a boiling kettle then to pour this into my ear. The heat of the oil would kill the spider and because of the oil the spider would float to the top and out............Yeah............or so we thought!!
So what seemed like an eternity waiting for the kettle to boil, with me still running round the kitchen screaming and sobbing, Mother gets the oil eventually heated in the steam & I bend over the sink and in goes the oil...........then...................................silence.................nothing.............but silence!!!!
Yeah, great the heat had killed it, but the thing was still there.
So there I was, with what was now a DEAD spider in my ear blink
Back on the phone to the GP and they told me to go and see then straight away. So in the car we went, me still sobbing know this was dead inside my ear. Arrived at the surgery and went straight throught to see the nursefor her to have my ear syringed to have this dead spider removed, and trust me it was HUGE. It caused a lot of fuss in the waiting room and everyone crowded round to see it.
All this must have taken about an hour.............from the time it went in to the time it was removed and since then for some reason I have this real fear of spiders.........Don't know why!!! LOL
bolt
M xx
We once got caught shagging on the baclony of our room when on holiday in Tunisia. It was during the day and everyone,or so we thought was out enjoying the sun. We went back to the nice air condidtioned room to cool off. Well being on holiday and horny things happened hump and we moved out onto the balcony, checking first that no one could see. During the heat of the moment I looked up only to see 'Granny' looking down from a balcony two floors up!!! :shock:
We moved back indoors and shortly got a phonecall from reception that nudity on the balconies was not allowed. :small-print:
10 mins later there was a knock at the door and there was the hotel rep and hotel manager. We had two choices, pack and leave the hotel and get a flight home, or move to another hotel!! wave
Turns out there was no flights home for another 3 day days so we had to pack and they found us another hotel. Which we had to pay extra for.
Was so embarrasing carrying our luggage through recpetion mid-week, when no-one was due to leave or arrive. redface
We then had to face the same people on the flight home at the end of the holiday but nothing was mentioned.
The hard thing was trying to explain to friends and family why the hotel in the holiday snaps suddenly changed. We made some story up about the bathroom not being suitable or something and they believed us. :bs:
But the friends we did tell the story to, now refer to it as the Romeo & Juliet holiday!!!
surprisedops:
Still we look back and laugh about it now................LOL :giggle: :giggle: :giggle:
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Tell me more............where are you for a start................??
Poss free over the weekend too..
Thanks for the responses so far.
I think the general feeling is that it would be with your current long term partner, but what about the people who are single?
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Yeah would have to be with the one I love. A nice romantic meal ,some wine etc etc. Then a night of pure lovemaking lasting all night, hoping it would never end. But I suppose talking about and remembering all the shagfest fun times we'd had over the years as well.
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Yeah but that's my point Pheonix, if you KNEW it would be the last time........etc etc....
.........wow.........that would last forever.......!! (Not that I'm implying that I've had sex with loads of people)..........*tries to look innocent* redface innocent
Hello people,
We can probably all remember the first time we had sex, be it good, bad or whatever, but what would you do if you knew the next time you had sex it would be the very last time that you would be able to do so?
What would make it memorable? The person/people, the place, how long it lasted?
Would it be an all night shagfest with plenty of action from all present at someone's house or a club or outside? Or would it be a night of lovemaking with the one person you truly love. And yes I suppose we are talking fantasy mode here too so it could be with anybody not just limited to your partner.
Ok just curious that's all, as hopefully for all of us we've all got plenty of shagging/lovemaking etc in the long years ahead.........
Cheers
M&T x
Okies peeps, here's a variation to the ice dildo...........obviously the link is aimed more at m/m action, but the idea is there..........
Oh and also this would have to be with a partner you trust, safe sex etc etc......
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Hi people,
Myself and my partner went 'up' to Caerphilly last night (well v early this morning actually) about 1:30am. It was very quiet, but we did meet two single bi-guys there and had a nice group session with the bf naked on his knees getting covered :wanker: , so just wanted to say thanks to them for a great session, really nice guys and was good to stop and chat as well.
Will be 'up' there again tonight, maybe a bit earlier, looking for the same or even a bit more hump blast
Cheers
M&T xx
Hello..................
Just shouted downatairs to the bf.............."hey that couple on SH have had the twins" and got a huge "Ohhhhhhhhhhh Brilliant", back from him!!!
Ok so we don't know you and you don't know us, but we've been quietly following the update threads for ages now and been siiting here waiting for the good news to arrive.
We are so pleased for you all, many congratulations.
Wishing you all a brand new world of Happiness.
:inlove: :inlove:
Love and hugs all round.
M&T xx
Hi there, we are a gay male couple, both 36 in LTR of nearly 15 yrs. We both enjoy 3somes & moresomes, love the whole watching/joining in aspect of it all. We are looking for other males, for some good old fashioned cock fun etc etc. Can accom in our humble home no probs and are discrete, so quite happy to entertain those of you who are married/bi/curious. Happy to meet outdoors or to trav but much pref the creature comforts of our own home just north of Cardiff.
PM or email for more info and a face/body pic is a must if we are looking to meet.
Weekends are best for us for any fun as then work doesn't get in the way.
Also looking for new friends in the area for drinks/nights out etc so sex isn't a neccesity as you can never have too many friends.
Thanks for reading and speak soon.
M&T xx
Hi and welcome to the madhouse known as Swinging Heaven, Sit back, relax and ENJOY.
*btw............they are all MAD on here.............mad I tell you...*
loon
M&T xx