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twos_company
Over 90 days ago
Straight Female, 57
UK

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Quote by Ian_Hart
lol us too...........
have given up x
:bounce:

me too...
when the next bill gates turns up with a brill idea... remember.. it was my idea 1st!!!
Quote by Bluefish2009
You have to have a reason to log in? dunno

i`d just shut down to go to bed..
n thought i havent done that...
then forgot
it must of been a really good idea, or i wouldnt have bothered... :sad:
could be the londoners r hiding from u lol
most not looking for on here :twisted:
as yr profile says...........
think u could end up very sticky....not my thing,,,,mud fights could be interesting tho....
put up a pic...not a cock shot,,,,write a bit more on likes n dis-likes.
socials r very good ,,,as u meet peeps on yr wave lenth...n norm local to u....
hope this is help full....have fun.
over the yrs we have been around,,,, we only been let down 3 times....if u find its to much, arrange to meet in a club...that way if they don t turn up u have others to talk too.
we had to let some one down once due to womans problems for a meet..n was told if i cant fuck u i dont want to meet..since then they thought we for gotton them....so when six months on they wanted a meet.....u have to guess what i said :twisted:
find on guys profiles that they wont meet smokers...when i say sory we smoke,
they reply, that ok when do u want to meet....
have cut down a bit n now on roll ups, hopfully will stop me smoking in public :twisted:
hm now ??
if u wanna wander wondr what evr ....
wheres bernie n bassman gone...
we the ultimate gossupiers
n i invented that
i know full well i hate whispering 4 a reason..... if i shut up... everyone complains the room gone quiet... wink :twisted: :wink: lol
Quote by duncanlondon
I think all the doormat accounts should go into a BDSM group.

should stick em on magnets on the playroom wall lol
what if the peeps r ill or r in n out of hospital,,,,,if they paid up members or free why is it hurting u..so why r u blowing yr top?
Quote by Cubes

Or you could just go for Bears favourite .... Naked Twister (with Baby Oil) lol

Shi said she would love to watch Bear playing naked twister with loads of baby oil on the mat, especially after a few vodkas in him bolt
Sounds like a health and safety nightmare! :huh:
But I'd pay to watch! :giggle:
could u film it n run it in a chat room....may be a couple as the room might be to full to get in. pls. n put what times we can view it......
im not after a date,,,,,i look n see who i like n go clubs....if i played on a dating site then i would not be here swinging,,,,
how about a site op hitting a peep on the head when they out of line as a warning....be good to see a chat room with a hammer over a name,,, :twisted:
as the saying go s u can fool some of the people some of the time but u cant fool them all, all of the time . on sh think most peeps r wise.n the forums will shoot u down with out a gun.... :twisted:
now when ever some one wants to meet, we find a pub with a pool table so i can tease,,,,
that way they go home happy even if we don t do nothing else.
lucky the pubs we pick r not busy,,,
have always said that couples with kids... anything could happen and they could have to cancel a meet...kids could break an arm or anything...
ours did.. n we had to cancel a meet on thursday sad
Quote by Bambi
And now Villa banghead:fuckinghell: ...... Dean :kick:

did they lose???
west ham won!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Quote by Cubes
During the current period of austerity it would appear that the more 'upmarket' bars are suffering worse than other hostelries. As a result I'd like to propose a rebranding of the SH Cocktail Bar, giving it a wider appeal, maybe in the form of a gastro pub?
To give it more 'street appeal' perhaps it needs a new name, so feel free to add your suggestions along with your drink and food orders below.
To start things off I'll add my idea first:
"The Cock in Hand"
Right, I'm off to the kitchen to fire up the Aga and switch on the bain maries. ;)

hmmm ... hate goin out 2 eat.....
can cook way better n quicker n anythin thats served 2 me...
theres a permanent rumour goin the rounds that i cant cook....
I always held the "sorry ,son broke his arm" as a perfect excuse.....................
but I was really sad 2 have 2 actually use it the other day.....
u know what ???
cant believe it...
n dont use it as an excuse peeps...............
u dont wanna wish it on em.. wink
ok so when i try to join chat , it shows up n does nothing...
what do i need 2 download now??
ok so it loads if i do the load in same window link...