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unswung
1 month ago
Straight Male, 48
0 miles · Greater London

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THREE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN! beat that, 3436 shagged, whilst one did cleaning and ice-pack-related chores, I dipped in one then the other, then the other, then the other, then the other, then the other, then the other, I could go on, and two friends (or fiends, depending on which way you read the typo) of their housewifes who had just popped in for lunch which lead to the wine and alcho-pops, viagra & lucazade for me, I'd tell you my chat up lines, but I need them in Southampton.
I've seen some many years later in various clinics and been met with fists and lawsuits. Ah those were the days.
By the thread title, I was expecting a cheeky request for women to do your cleaning.
So, for the benefit of all those ladies who are ready with their buckets & mops, but were disappointed by your false advertising, you can clean my place. I'm good like that.
Great work. But it doesn't feel finished without a chapter on John Leslie.
I remember the days when all it took was an over-use of smilies to entice a fine woman.
Quote by Sonata
Can i post a fantasy instead?. I've always fantasized about having sex on top of a mountain.
Now, a Freduain analyst would have a field day with that fantasy, no doubt. Probably an "Ego" thing lol

Er ... were you abandoned as child on the top of a mountain by your mother?
Quote by BillyChis
what does it mean when a voice on here says "youve got company", and what do i do about it / how do i reply
thanks

The voices are starting again... evil
Quote by SiGo1
Bizarre and almost womanlike! confused

You get turned on by women who are bizarre and almost womanlike? :shock: wink
Just don't tell me the ending of Titanic, I haven't seen it yet.
You need to be careful about that, because American dyslexics are even worse in bed.
Be careful Kate. I suspect some of these people aren't Christians.
My suggestion is that you spell theater as theatre, because you don't want any dizlexick people replying. They are all rubbish in bed. KO?
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I once hooked up with someone who went by the username - gorgeous_rich_busty_blond_mute_football_lover_27
So, we met, and it turns out that that the two-faced lying bitch is really only 26. Whore. I have never trusted another person on the internet or in real life since. Especially you lot. Having scanned through the site and forums, I've come to the conclusion that you are all obsessed with sex.

dunno
You're not her are you?! :shock:
Are you 27 yet?
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Sorry Tom, I hope Im not taking this thread too off topic....... confused
I was interested in the age issue....... I work with young people (we class young people from 11-25 yrs old, I was glad to see that Tom was discussing the 18+ age range re: swinging).
There is an ongoing debate nationally (and governmental) about changing the age of sexual consent from 16yrs to 14yrs old (12 has been mentioned). I cant see the age change having an impact on swinging as young people wouldn't get into a club or be able to join a site such as this, but..... it does bring up other issues.
In reality, it would give legal consent for, say a 40yr old fem/male to have sex with a person to whom I consider (and most likely many others) to be still a child........... who maybe unable to make an informed choice, may not have the responsibility and knowledge to take care of their own sexual health needs, immature, no life experiences, vunerable........etc etc etc.
Was wondering what others thought are........?
xAnaisx

Easy, it's ethically sound if she's wearing a school uniform.
I once hooked up with someone who went by the username - gorgeous_rich_busty_blond_mute_football_lover_27
So, we met, and it turns out that that the two-faced lying bitch is really only 26. Whore. I have never trusted another person on the internet or in real life since. Especially you lot. Having scanned through the site and forums, I've come to the conclusion that you are all obsessed with sex.
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Hi guys...

Can't see this thread getting any replies. No chance. Maybe if you'd written a poem or something ...
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Sure we were on S the other night!

Stirrups?
You're just being silly now. That's not a food or drink, and no, supermarkets don't count as a food group.