THREE THOUSAND FOUR HUNDRED AND THIRTY SEVEN! beat that, 3436 shagged, whilst one did cleaning and ice-pack-related chores, I dipped in one then the other, then the other, then the other, then the other, then the other, then the other, I could go on, and two friends (or fiends, depending on which way you read the typo) of their housewifes who had just popped in for lunch which lead to the wine and alcho-pops, viagra & lucazade for me, I'd tell you my chat up lines, but I need them in Southampton.
I've seen some many years later in various clinics and been met with fists and lawsuits. Ah those were the days.
Are the two mutually exclusive?
By the thread title, I was expecting a cheeky request for women to do your cleaning.
So, for the benefit of all those ladies who are ready with their buckets & mops, but were disappointed by your false advertising, you can clean my place. I'm good like that.
Great work. But it doesn't feel finished without a chapter on John Leslie.
I remember the days when all it took was an over-use of smilies to entice a fine woman.
I know.
I'm just rubbish at DIY.
Just don't tell me the ending of Titanic, I haven't seen it yet.
You need to be careful about that, because American dyslexics are even worse in bed.
Be careful Kate. I suspect some of these people aren't Christians.
Women that can type. That really does it for me. Oh yeah.
Yep, it's because you live in Devon.
My suggestion is that you spell theater as theatre, because you don't want any dizlexick people replying. They are all rubbish in bed. KO?
I once hooked up with someone who went by the username - gorgeous_rich_busty_blond_mute_football_lover_27
So, we met, and it turns out that that the two-faced lying bitch is really only 26. Whore. I have never trusted another person on the internet or in real life since. Especially you lot. Having scanned through the site and forums, I've come to the conclusion that you are all obsessed with sex.
That's fine.
As you were...
The Poppy eh? Such a versatile flower.
You're just being silly now. That's not a food or drink, and no, supermarkets don't count as a food group.