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unswung
2 months ago
Straight Male, 48
0 miles · Greater London

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Quote by westerross
Still old Kinky's got to take the biscuit worship :worship:

I realise that this is an adult site 'n' all, but on-line games of 'pass the biscuit' tells me that I'm not as broad-minded as I'd credited myself.
Quote by Sappho
The poppy. Apart from the fact that it means a great deal in my family for very personal reasons, it is such an evocative flower. Sensual yet so simple, timeless but so fleeting. Delighted in by the Symbolists for its decadence in the C19 and becoming the symbol of regeneration in the C20, the poppy is the emblem both of sleep and rebirth, and it remains a very beautiful flower.
Sappho xxx

Are you Will Self?
Quote by Squiggles
.He did his tongue too and ended up swallowing his piercing twice.

I bet it tasted worse the second time.
Quote by lucyslovely
Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers, and laser printers all have in common?
A. All invented by women.

Dunno, but d'ya think windshield wipers would have made the Top 5 of man's inventions?
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At least 50% of people who read this will hate me for it
Quote by Archangel
the time lasting once u have penetrated for the average guy is 2 minutes.

Did you read this in Smash Hits? wink
Quote by DreamerHelen
Armageddon....so many good bits in there?

:shock:
Quote by DreamerHelen
Gladiator....I haven't actually seen it, but Russell Crowe, what else do I need to say?

This is just a wild guess here, but is it - "I shouldn't give opinions on films"?
Quote by conciliator
In a glider, a couple of thousand feet above Shropshire...

But did you wear a parachute?
yeah shelley in fm notts derby snow border im 94 small sized cock 12inch but now oops I mean no how to use it want to rip your pension off and ram u intellyjent with my senuall-romantick-hamma-cock here I am screaming please help I dont understand punctuation and we can do whatever you desire as long az it involvez a commor or full stop unless you're a minger of coarse chat soon
Quote by rocky horror
In the outside world off here, it is the sparkle in the eyes, the voice and the way they see themself, shown in their bodylanguage...on the forum, it has to be the way they communicate in funny/serious posts, and just being themselves really counts for me.... looks and the rest are just extra stimuli for my poor senses because most women to me are pure magic.....

I would say something like "guess who's trying to get laid?", but considering the site content, I think I'll pass.
Two posts, and neither have mentioned money.
Wow, this really is the 21st Century. wink