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Who am I?

A hedonist with curves! Think Jayne Mansfield, size16 below the waist and top heavy!

What do I seek?

I do have a penchant for curvy ladies, their criteria is beautiful, busty and open to adventure who play alone with no men around, not even to watch!

Definition of a Hedonist

Someone who believes that pleasure is the only intrinsic good! We seek to maximise pleasure and minimise pain in our lives.

A little more about me.....

I cycle hence the legs and do train hard! Something I also have to make space for in my very hectic diary.

I only meet on occasional weekends and prefer to travel locally, under 30 miles of Nottinghamshire to single women who i select.

As my verifications testify, I am genuine, I say what I mean AND mean what I say, dont take myself too seriously, have a rapid humour, I work hard and play even harder!

If you think you can measure up to my very high criteria, I would love to hear from you.

And finally ....

If you are lucky enough to meet with me, be warned you may get wet, as this lady arrives by the pint!!!

Happy swinging! xx

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A guy challenged me to a drinking contest. Now, I’m not a big drinker, but boy can I eat.I replied, “You’d definitely drink me under the table. But, I’d eat you under the table."

I now see my mistake.

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