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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Alex you angel
PS I think theyll go for it , the cheques in the post wink
warwick or is that warwick or um whats the other one called..........oh yeah warwick lol lol
Welcome steff
BTW what do you do for a living confused:
rolleyes rolleyes sorry the devil made me do it lol
IN all honesty and with due modesty
I am an awesome cook redface
My friend and I regularly spend a happy evening doing a home made ready steady cook where you dont know whats in your food bag untill the evening . Then you haveto prepare something completely off the top of your head
And as an extra bonus I will send you copies of my extensive Andy Williams Matt Monroe and Dean Martin collections cool cool
Volare who ho ho ho cool
dont write them like that anymore rolleyes rolleyes
what Ice said even though I am a heavy smoker
all in all quite happy really it could save me a fortune
Having experienced sex on the office desk (not bosses as I am the boss lol lol ) I have to say whilst it is very exiting and enjoyable dont get as carried away as i did as new monitors dont come cheap redface redface
I would have to go for lying on a beech somewhere exotic (scarborough is a little cold this time of year) redface
Can I join you both in billynomates corner confused: confused:
maybee things are beggining to look up lol lol lol
one giant leap for a warwick
I am so proud of myself cool
After such a long time I have managed to put some piccies in a n album :shock: :shock:
computer numpty first class reporting for duty lol
so to see how old and hideous I am ( if you can be bothered) lol with your E mail address and i will try and send it (ps not explicit)
pps this is only a ruse because I havent had a pm in months wink wink wink
Well I get a bit pissed off with all those police and reporters hanging round my front door 24/7
and to tell the truth Im not that keen on the neighbours
and that George Bush calling me all times of the day and night
I mean FFS (tm Neilnnolongerinleeds) hows a bloke supposed to work on his legacy mad
The Dakar is a rally I watch each year mainly because my mate is always there. He builds the Mitsubishis. He used to build the WRC cars which are made in Rugby but then he transferred to the Rally raid cars.
i love rallying but havent competed for five years now. However I recently bought a new rally car and I am going to make my return on the British open championship next year.
Im going to do my first event on a single venue stage rally in two weeks time and Im well exited lol lol
Oh joy :cry:
so that means poor dumb Forumite members only like me, will spend the next few hours looking at posts with abbreviations and squiggles and lines and not knowing what the '''is happening :cry: :cry:
glad Im locked in the dungeon now lol
My old welsh mucker :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
good to see you back matey cool cool
If davej or Dino spot us weve had it
Nice one Easy knew you wouldnt let us down
but where the fluck are we gonna hide confused: confused: rolleyes rolleyes confused: confused: confused:
morning
reminds me of something rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
oh yes shit iys Mr Creosote lol lol lol
Do not under any circumstance let Claire see this thread redface redface
I shall of course along with my fellow detainees be taking legal advice Mr davej.
we want to know when legal aid will be available and who will be representing us.
Much as the lovely Alexandra would be very welcome to come and look after us I believe her last case was less than successfull so might we choose our legal representative confused:
Incidentally at this point the accused request a 24 month adjournment to consider all relevant evidence and request bail from SH dungeons
( the lawn needs mowing after all)
we await your response
(well the warwicks do the other two have buggered off again leaving us to take the wrap FFs)
Bugger I think Morbius is on to us :shock:
Dino in my defence I say I do not recognise the sovereignty of the court
(blimey ive said that already today)
Mind my marbles
are you mad Calista , he was the bugger who stole them in the first place mad mad mad mad mad
Anyway mr davej sir has been too preoccupied with tropical fruit to get up to anything else recently rolleyes rolleyes
Rocked Brugge , Geneva and Le Touquet
getting to spend two whole days
and three nights :twisted: :twisted: :twisted: with my girl
sucked getting off the Ferry :cry: :cry:
Ta very muchly NOT
Hope you had as good a time as I did :twisted: :twisted:
Neil I think I put my sun cream in your suitcase by accident could you let me have it back please
oh and Easy reckons youve got his swimming trunks rolleyes rolleyes
Got any spare Pineapple dave confused: confused:
just off round to Calistas manor lol lol lol
ooh shite thought it was a foodie thread redface redface redface
no offence to my chums on here I just prefer foreign fare
warwick makes mental note to read threads before posting redface redface redface redface
( nah fluck it thats not my style :shock: )
Oh go on Mark it would be a giggle biggrin biggrin
I nearly cried when I had to leave France this morning
What I miss about Britain
Absolutely nothing rolleyes rolleyes
Fluck me :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
On returning from Europeland not only Mr Neilnolongerinleeds but the big Easy as well :shock: :shock:
Hello chaps let the Bollox commence cool cool cool
Thanks Debs
Ive never even been remotely jealous of davej before
Sorry if there are any typos but its difficult to eat a whole pineapple and type at the same time lol lol lol lol