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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Hmmm Im not sure
perhaps if all the ladies would like to send me some candid pics I could better make a decision lol lol lol
ok ok Ill fetch my coat
This morning
Instead of having my boiled egg with soldiers as I do every day for breakfast I decided to have it without :shock:
thats just the kind of wild spontaneous sort of guy I am :shock:
crazy or what lol
Sorry Dawn but that sounds like a complete load of boules to me
mind you a drop of the old pastiche, well now your talking
As for the rest of you FFs you dont have a goalie you have a full back and silly mid off is your fly half position
do you not know anything :shock: :shock:
I shall be in France too cool
and the weather forecast is looking mighty fine cool
oh cheap red wine yeah cool
oh well never mind
just im in europeland for five days from tommorrow and I wondered if I could have got ring side seats to watch Missys over arm bouling technique lol lol lol
hope you guys get sorted anyway , fingers crossed
I m also travelling a great deal these days and frankly I love it
I spend about half my time wondering around Europe telling people to do things differently and its cool
On returning after giving the kids a good slap ( joking before you hang me) its a cup of tea
No one in the whole of Europeland makes tea like us Brits
Ive come over all patriotic how did that happen
So pleased to hear about your daughter
I hope life will now get much better for you all
I can only tell you that in my experience its amazing how fast the pain and memories disappear.
love to you all
warwick
Yeah right on Dawn
and you dont like McDonalds milkshakes either :shock:
Totally unsuccessfull Im afraid rolleyes
dead hand equals no feeling and no control so how the fluck are you suposed to get hold and give it a good seeing too
apologies for any typos not very good with my left hand lol
Yep know where youre coming from mike
You can tell when I m talking shite, my lips are moving lol
problem is Ive had so many foot in mouth, brain not connected to gob moments I cant remember a specific one rolleyes
A wrist slasher and a classic
Love will tear us apart joy Division
or for that feeling of total hopelessness
The River Bruce Springsteen
Jeez talk about a downer for a Tuesday morning rolleyes
Its a sad man my friend
whos living in his own skin
and he cant stand the company
What site :shock: :shock:
Where am I confused:
who are all these people :shock:
Where did you find one of those Sarah confused
Depends if you want hot or not. I love Madeira this time of year but its a bit too temperate for some
cool cool
Just reading the whats in your bath thread and remembered this lol
sorry far too dim to do a link thing redface
Typical
puliing hair then running off to tell teacher mad
Ill get you after school then , Ian will help me I bet , you need a good spanking girl :twisted:
Ive given up smoking ciggarettes
Now i only smoke Cigars
i have found that I do smoke a lot less now but Im not sure if I really want to stop completely rolleyes rolleyes
Its his flaming crocodile Sx and the little so and so finds it hugely amusing to put it in the bath , in my bed etc etc rolleyes rolleyes
A six foot inflatable crocodile :shock:
And when son number two gets home from school hes in deep trouble :shock: :shock:
posts per day which makes me reasonably well balanced
well that just put a hole in your boat didnt it Tune lol lol lol lol
Come on fess up.
I want the full gory details, no half measures mind you :shock: What in your collection of belongings do you always look at and think wtf why did I buy that :shock:
What is it that you hide behind the collection of Andy williams Christmas Lps to avoid embarrasment confused:
The object that you feel obliged to cover with your 33m swimming certificate confused:
or hide behind the Eiffel tower plastic replica that Aunty Flo brought you back from her day trip to Calais redface
Here goes .. In a moment of severe taste failure i purchased a cruditee set in a medditeranean stylee. it is now resurected only to serve as an embarasssment by my Children every time they return home from a shopping trip with a crazy frog t shirt or such and I ask WHY ?
They also delight in sneaking it out whenever I entertain or have family do s redface redface
Go on confession is good for the soul lol lol lol lol
Hey davej dont suppose youve got Brendas address have you confused:
Yak trekking through the pyrenees , OMG all my Xmases have come at once
On the music theme cant beat a bit of andy williams or matt monroe in my book wink wink
weekends are no go for me Im afraid because of the boys
find it easier to get a sitter during week nights :cry: :cry: