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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Blimey :shock:
Butters my dear you will now have to make good on an old promise :twisted: :twisted:
Good to see you back btw
Hi all the old posse cool
lets get this thing going
wheres smarmylaid incidentaly confused:
No sorry never failed to get a woman to orgasm
( that is the bit where their eyes close and they start snoring isnt it confused: )
Fancy a drink anytime Dawn wink wink
One day after I registered so I would have been a supernoobie cool
and Ive managed to miss every one since :cry: :cry:
bollox :cry: :cry:
Thanks for the welcome Jas
But dont tell anyone ive been here before wink wink
Hi newbie welcome and enjoy lol lol lol lol lol lol
OK Ok Im hedging my bets alright :shock: :shock:
FFs some people rolleyes rolleyes
I vote one of the others
Cool Ive never been in a locked post before :shock: :shock:
hope it doesnt get too dark rolleyes
Exactly the reason I smoke
The reduction plastic surgery was too expensive :shock: :shock:
now pass me a Hamlet rolleyes
The last time I saw the warwicks they were heading out of the country in a 1974 minivan attempting to escape the taste police who had issued a warrant for their arrest on charges of possesion of shirts likely to cause an offence.
They were also implicated in the great Goldfish robbery of 2004 and are as far asI am aware fugitives at this time :shock: :shock:
I believe although cannot confirm that an extradition treaty is being sought with the North Yorkshire constabulary so that they can stand trial in their native warwickshire for various crimes against humanity good taste and humour rolleyes rolleyes
I will update you if any more information becomes available wink wink
Ive just finished The Beano Annual 2005
just hope theres a sequel cant wait. ive never finished a book so quickly , I only got it at Christmas, I was gripped
TO Dawn scooby there usually blue and make a lot of noise and go fast
nuff info confused:
No rains no problem Debbs you just stick a couple of lengths of double sided selotape on the bonnet at the appropriate cheek spacings and voila
ps this is not recommended on a mini bonnet as the central ridge can be distinctly uncomfortable sad sad
Use the Force Dawn I sense much fear in Ian skywalker and think he will turn to the Dark side :shock: :shock:
Luckily for me my jedi pc master was weak so i understand nothing confused I just sit here scribbling on the monitor with my wax crayons and waiting for replies :shock: :shock:
Sorry Bluexxxxxxxxx but mines a ten year old boy with the scoobys thing
Yep matey my youngest is into them as well
I THOUGHT Scoobys were 4 wheel drive turbo nutter WRC replicas
must be getting old
It requires skill dexterity and double joints
however debbs it really is for the young uns, once your past 40 like me it will generally involve a post perfprmance visit to A@E or at very least your gp
better to wait for a good night find a secluded spot and take a picnic rug
Ps My car its definately not possible either rolleyes
Dawn showed you the photos didnt she hey lol lol
Ill get her and sarah at playtime :shock:
Ok Gem but how do you feel about my Coudroys and open toe sandals with socks rolleyes
You cant shag a man who wears a sweater over a poloneck shirt :shock:
Damn damn damn :cry:
having just returned from Tenerife I wondered what the most obscure souvenire anybody had brought home from a holiday cool
there is a reason for this
I brought back an impressive Marlboro ashtray which was given to me on purchasing two million cheap fags
Eldest son bought a cheap but very good MP3 player
Youngest son bought.............
.......A six foot inflatable Crocodile........ :shock: confused
which now resides in his bedroom rolleyes
OOOh Noooo
Detox very dangerous indeed
If I dont get the alcohol/caffeine/nicotine balance just right my body just gives up :shock: :shock:
however if i do balance it right I feel no need to eat so that saves a bob or two lol
On returning from Holiday I find the bar is already open..........Happy days biggrin
but is it too early for a beer confused: nah sod it its half past beer time allready rolleyes
Have you started yet redface
The ceiling really does need a coat of paint you know :shock:
Thats the best 15 seconds Ive ever had rolleyes