Correct SXBOY and thats why Im not on this thread :shock:
and furthermore have no intention of being on this thread :shock:
nope you wont find me in here thats for sure :shock:
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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire
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Thanks Shikukaki I am now officially not sad Woo Hoo 
Actually I dont race but I do rally, just started again after a few years lay off :shock:
And Bailiffs I always always wanted a cossie and could never afford one :cry:
But Ive just replaced my car with a Mondeo St 220 in boyracer sorry performance Blue so I guess thats as close as I can get
Oh yes its brill btw
Actually I dont race but I do rally, just started again after a few years lay off :shock:
And Bailiffs I always always wanted a cossie and could never afford one :cry:
But Ive just replaced my car with a Mondeo St 220 in boyracer sorry performance Blue so I guess thats as close as I can get
Oh yes its brill btw Happy six month anniversary to this thread
despite our best attempts to bury it kill it or generally ignore it it keeps on coming back
now due to Down Mads heavy work commitments and the fact that i cant type
I have decided to issue a self certification kit. you must answer the following question honestly
Do you want to be Certified ?
Yes right your certified then
No you must be mad therefore youre certified
Dont know well if you cant make up youre mind your obviously bonkers so youre certified
All clear now
: warwicks off for a little lie down 
despite our best attempts to bury it kill it or generally ignore it it keeps on coming back
now due to Down Mads heavy work commitments and the fact that i cant type
I have decided to issue a self certification kit. you must answer the following question honestly
Do you want to be Certified ?
Yes right your certified then
No you must be mad therefore youre certified
Dont know well if you cant make up youre mind your obviously bonkers so youre certified
All clear now
: warwicks off for a little lie down Ah what memories
When i was a young innocent 18 year old sales rep working in the rural backwaters of warwickshire my area manager invited me along to entertain one of our best clients in the big shiny metropolis of Birmingham. Unused to such places my mum packed me up some banana sandwiches and a boiled egg for the journey and off I set with some trepidation for the bright lights.
Having coaxed my somewhat ailing Metro city x up te M6 and negotiated the city ring road I found somewhere to park in China Town and set off full of Dewey eyed exitement. I had arrived I was surely on my way up the corporate tree. This was Friday night
On awakening on my colleagues bedroom floor on Monday morning the hung over realisation that the night out had lasted the best part of 48 hours straight and that I had very little recall of anything after the night club on Friday slowly crept in.
It took over a week to find my car
every delivery driver on the fleet was looking for it
In twenty years in the industry people to this day say
isnt that the prat who lost hios car
When i was a young innocent 18 year old sales rep working in the rural backwaters of warwickshire my area manager invited me along to entertain one of our best clients in the big shiny metropolis of Birmingham. Unused to such places my mum packed me up some banana sandwiches and a boiled egg for the journey and off I set with some trepidation for the bright lights.
Having coaxed my somewhat ailing Metro city x up te M6 and negotiated the city ring road I found somewhere to park in China Town and set off full of Dewey eyed exitement. I had arrived I was surely on my way up the corporate tree. This was Friday night
On awakening on my colleagues bedroom floor on Monday morning the hung over realisation that the night out had lasted the best part of 48 hours straight and that I had very little recall of anything after the night club on Friday slowly crept in.
It took over a week to find my car
every delivery driver on the fleet was looking for it
In twenty years in the industry people to this day say
isnt that the prat who lost hios car
Im not normally one to get serious but Mr J has me thinking. If success relies on material wealth then Im pretty successfull but it doesnt . I wake up on my own most mornings see to the lads go to work (i know I sold up but they couldnt bare to see me go so Im now working as a consultant) have a pretty exiting job good mates etc.
But once the boys are in bed that time from 10ish to the morning seems I may have to bite the bullet and get on line at home then at least I can chat to you insomniac muppets
But once the boys are in bed that time from 10ish to the morning seems I may have to bite the bullet and get on line at home then at least I can chat to you insomniac muppets
Souds better and better , but will there be a helpline : I mean what happens if I forget what to do for instance or experience technical problems such as brewers droop or stage fright :
I mean if the shaggee doesnt get their full 15 seconds of pleasure there could be claims
and will the boner chip need separate insurance incase of loss or damage :shock:
would it be covered on home insurane and would there be a rebate in the case of underusing the shag minutes :shock: :shock:
: I mean what happens if I forget what to do for instance or experience technical problems such as brewers droop or stage fright : I mean if the shaggee doesnt get their full 15 seconds of pleasure there could be claims
and will the boner chip need separate insurance incase of loss or damage :shock:
would it be covered on home insurane and would there be a rebate in the case of underusing the shag minutes :shock: :shock:
This is obviously done on an average basis
assuming therefore that this is a recent survey and that I have been abstemious due to certain factors beyond my control (eg Im a total minger) I can feel proud that I have personally helped this fine British Achievment :shock:
However if any ladies would like to reduce this score I am available for the best fifteen seconds of well my day anyway
assuming therefore that this is a recent survey and that I have been abstemious due to certain factors beyond my control (eg Im a total minger) I can feel proud that I have personally helped this fine British Achievment :shock:
However if any ladies would like to reduce this score I am available for the best fifteen seconds of well my day anyway
