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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Now i know a lot of you think I need help anyway lol
I have a problem, well one of many i suppose, but I would very much like someone to take some digital photos for me. I dont mind if its just some face pics or more if you want redface
I would like to meet up somewhere in warwickshire or close in the next few weeks. I would like to meet for a coffee and a chat first and it would be great if it was a forum regular.
I can fully understand if this has no interest to anyone but thanks for looking anyway
warwick
It has occured to me and the warwicks that it would be a good idea (well a bit of a laugh at least) to introduce a monthly award fof services to the Swinging Heaven Forum :shock:
A Batchelor of Swinging Heaven or Bsh cool
we could draw up a shotlist of potential candidates and reasons why, say three a t a time or something
Eg Vix for her understated approach to posting
Marmalaid for his modrsty and subtle avatar
Jah2uk because hes Welsh and deserves some joy in his life cool
or whoever
just a thought (random probably Dawn) lol lol lol
so what do you fine people think confused:
I ll join you deano my old fruit lol
Come to the beautifull lanes of warwickshire you two and me and the warwicks will reply lol
MMM now let me think..................... lol lol lol
If only youd been about earlier in the week when I was out and about
we could have gone for a walk or something cool
I know that feeling
or at least Id like too lol
seriously Im really pleased your feeling better you have been missed cool cool cool cool
wel bugger it, its raining now and windy :cry:
never mind I think Ill go to a nice secluded spot i know nearby and hope it picks up cool
Well you see dawn Im a hardy sort, used to the cold as I spend a lot of my time on construction sites cool So its warm enough for me
but no one else apparently :cry:
I cant read :shock:
what is an aup anyway. sorry to be so uninformed redface
no takers then :cry:
mind you its not as warm as it was earlier :cry:
After what bambi saw with you marms and butters I doubt anything will come as a shock lol
maybee Ill just go out this afternoon and see if theres any dogging left in warwickshire. where is butters when you need her :shock:
Think its time to move then Vix lol
Are you putting the pics up on here confused
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Ah if only Marya
the move is currently off btw. confused
in fact my life is currently in a state of flux, however its good fun lol
driving into the countryside finding a quiet spot taking all my clothes off and spending the daysunbathing instead of working
cool cool cool cool cool cool cool cool
anyone want to join me confused:
Do you know its almost impossible for a single male to safely enjoy naturism in this country. I recently was in germany and there it is almost compulsory to be naked
Welcome to slepless nights and dirty nappies chaps :shock:
seriously the best to you all congratulations lol
Dear Mr Neilnotinbloodyleedsanymore
To answer your scandalous and frankly abusive claims against my goodselves. Firstly I have never claimed to be a large turreted building nor a picturesque conurbation in the rural midlands. I have furthermore made it quite plain that I am the A4600 , commonly referred to as the warwick By-pass.
Secondly my avatar is quite obviously myself. admittedly it is a little out of date and some of the brown swirly bits in the marbles are now a little greyer, and yes the general sheen is not what it once was.
thirdly and in defence of Mr davej sir, passing through Hertfordshire recently I was comforted at the herds of Unicorns which still roam freely alongside the m25 enjoying there daily routine drinking from the strawberry streams and passing a few idillic moments chatting to the indigenous yellow walrus. ffs open yur eyes lad
anymore of these slurs mR neilnolongerinbloodyleeds and you shall here from my lawyers , messrs Pinochio pixie and leprechaun
And with that I bid you a good day Sir
Any chance of a coffee and a bacon roll
morning all (suns not bloody well shining here btw) confused
I shall have to put you across my knee young lady cool
now theres a thought
sorry Dawn random thought lol
are you going to get round to updating the list only i think you should as punishment in part :shock:
Good to see you back Teppic
now be a good fellow and kill that bloody certification thread for once and all will you lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
from another absentee :shock:
I cannot believe youve had a random thought Dawn :shock:
glad I dont , now where did I put that Iron
oh and good idea matey lol lol lol lol lol
ps dont tell anyone but this is a crap post. keep it to yourself OK only some silly bugger has revived the certification thread so Im keeping my head down cool cool cool
Glad to be of service lol
You though are a very very naughty girl (or so I hope lol ) for bumping this nonsense up again :shock:
Is this noe the longest running thread confused:
Will it soon be eligible to appear on antiques roadshow rolleyes
Ah yes a classic early edition of SH bollox, much sought after by serious collectors, If it was put up at auction it could fetch between 12 and 14 Goldfish, but we would suggest a reserve of 10 and a nice bowl rolleyes
get off nurse its not time yet mad
Warwick removes the pencils from his nostrils and the M and S y fronts from his head and stands to attention carefully taking his foot out of the bucket of frog spawn, takes a deep breath and a moments contemplation then ..........yells
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
stop it now mad this thread must die wink
then carefully replaces the pencils yfronts and steps ceremoniously back into the bucket
"ok carry on chaps "
:shock: Dawn taking me in hand :shock:
I thought it was her birthday :shock:
Stop hijacking warwick you moron
I apologise for his behaviour :shock: