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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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And what is it exactly your trying to say NIL
FFS turn your back for one minute and your getting ripped apart
Dont worry RHG me and the other warwicks never stop bitching at each other mad
Happy Birthday Dawn
hope you had a great one
Ps did Ian buy you a twin turbo nutterbollocbastard Iron or just a normal one
Hey who said the age of romance is dead lol lol
Has anyone seen my Camel confused:
Mmm my infrequent visits of late to the esteemed cafe are not to do with any particular feelings that the site isnt what it used to be but merely circumstances of work and social commitments. Having said that one of the more appealing sides of the site is the breakdown of the three main forums which allows members to as far as I am concerned talk what ever bollox they like in the cafe. If people think its boring or irrelevant it will quicklf fall off the page. If however it strikes a chord or makes you laugh it will stand or fall by its own worth.
Just my two penneth by the way
Oh and hi everyone and thanks to all those who have pm d me . ive just been busy and hope to return to normal bollox soon :shock:
Ill fetch me coat :cry:
My mate just bought an oldish Porsche, when I said to him why didnt he buy a new mx5 or an mr2 or something he said
" no way nothing says so much about me than a porsche"
how so I asked
" it just screams wanker"
biggrin biggrin biggrin biggrin made me laugh
Whats a goldfish weekend confused:
Oh sorry golfing redface
Im more hung over than I thought think Ill just grab a coffee before unwinding in the Jacuzzi
I only live a few minutes away and drove past yesterday.
i couldnt help noticing all the signs have been painted out and it looked kind of abandoned
Bit skimpy arent they Marms confused:
whats wrong with a nice pair of M&S Y fronts confused:
perhaps we should open an SH fashion disasters wardrobe for discarded rubbish, then I could donate my much derided 1980s collarless shirts rolleyes
Hot Dog Jumping Frog
The King of Bollox
Hoppy Biffday NIL
Have a good one FFS <<tuts>>
Wonders how old NIL is confused
Thank you muchly
sadly this alternative reality called life got in the way for a bit but Im fully recovered now biggrin
have you been looking after my goldfish properly btw only Easy (hes the big one with the razor sharp teeth) looks a bit peaky rolleyes
You have no idea how uncomfortable that outfit was dave.........still it was more stain resistant than the wet suit rolleyes
Blaming the voices doesnt stand up in a court of law Riff Raff :shock:
Not that Id know of course..and anyway how was I supposed to realise it was against the law rolleyes
It all ended well anyway as I got a full rebate on the wet suit and the custard stains werent as bad as we had originally feared. What with that and the traffic warden settling out of court it ended up ok :P
I went to fetch a paper but due to my increasing levels of senility got lost on the way home :shock:
never mind seven weeks later here I am
where am I by the way confused:
I think the problem is Deb found her marbles
This is not a good think as it could disturb the planets delicate balance and upset both her and my tenuous grip on reality :shock:
waiter!!!!!!!!!!!!!! theres a goldfish in my soup
Hi Fred bugger me not much gets past you does it
Many thanks for the heads up
right who wants a game of hijack the thread confused:
aaaargh
Ive just fallen through a hole in the space time continum
Who summoned me back from planet reality
It was you ya bugger Debbs
and here I was thinking Id escaped
Well whilst Im here may I say Goldfish, hijack , Southern gangster blah :shock:
Bluexxx not replying to my fancy a shag pms
so bloody rude lol
Actually not having had timeto read or post in the last couple of months, Can anyone give me a quick resume
shite look at that back two posts and hijacking already redface
Ill fetch my coat
Im afraid so matey :shock:
But just think if its been fun so far wahey lol
Life begins at forty as does nasal hair and the first signs of dementia. In my experience you can also begin to suffer memory loss..um... ......um ...........where was I again
Right bye all Im off to make myself look beautifull (plastic surgery is so affordable these days) and wont be back again untill next Friday.
Have a great weekend all lol
I havent had an alcoholic beveradge since January 1st. So Ill wait till my self imposed ban is over on march 1st
dutch courage dont you know , now wheres the perrier
ooops :shock:
sorry easy I found the av ..didnt realise it was exactly the same
We can change it you keep yours
cheers mate lol
How did you know I wear a frilly pinny :shock:
Whos been talking confused:
Yup all we need now is Venus and its a full house
warwick currently hiding under his desk