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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Ive got a very nice cardigan, other than thats its all pretty flucked really
Thanks Marcuso
I m pretty sure youre right just got confused with Armadillo. Its all coming back now, I think you kept the container and got it refilled at the local offee
Oh the days of party sevens , tank tops and hot summers cool
Anyway he chooses
chances are he loses
no one gets to live too long
Strangely the first single I bought , now that dates me
Not getting any further with my quest however
looks like I am mad after all :cry:
Please someone help me :shock:
I heard that old song Is this the way to Amarillo last night and I can not get it out of my head that there was a telly advert in the early 70s for something to do with Armadillo that used the song confused
I vaguely think it had something to do with booze but thats about all I can remember. Ive looked on the net and asked people but no one else remembers it confused
Now obviously I could just be going bonkers but I hope someone here can enlighten me
(yes I know I havent got enough to do etc lol )
Sorry davej but you are wrong about toasters :shock:
The EU actually set up a Tzar on toasters whose job it was to set up a committee to undertake toaster slot size evaluation procedures in 1984.
Since then fifty seven separate European working groups, 23 quangos and an all party and country selsect body of mps has considered the whole issue.
Despite UKip putting the case for British toasters to remain independant the vote went against and in November last year the EU toaster directive white paper was released. There is now a consultation period of six months before the final draft summary and guidance is released
All being well the new toaster legislation will become law in early 2006 when a working party will be set up to legislate bread sizes
So far the cost to Europe has been ninety squillion euros and has employed 470 000 people for twenty years
money well spent I think you will agree :shock:
not had any chips this year :cry:
trying to shed the christmas excess
chip shop chips with salt and vinegar that you steal off somebody else are the best though redface
The EU mate. thats the problem you see the size has now been standardised to fit the larger European gob.
The EU thats a pet hate of mine ( I am such a Viz reader at heart)
Now listen you ant stop me lowning about just beause you find it onfusing to read now an you lol
ome on its good lean fun lol
Youve been aught out Roi me old hum you ant pull the wool over freklebirds eyes an you lol
Wheres Colin confused:
Did you see me in the crowd confused:
I was easy to spot , I was the bloke wearing an England top with a Leek selotaped to my forehead in a Sporran holding a bag of snails a bottle of Chianti and a large potatoe in a pint of Guiness
So did you see me :shock:
Dont see why not Jags
Do you want to peel it for me confused:
Ive got a sledgehammer here Ill just put it out of our misery lol
I apologise for my earlier flippancy.
the answer is yes .after my son had beaten cancer i had a bit of a breakdown, actually it was a lot of a breakdown but I m recovered now
Flippin eck here I am working my fingers to the bone slicing up all these delicious wild mushrooms and what for I ask you mad
shit I think I just stood on a giant Tortoise redface
Right Im trying to cook a nice meal for MrsFc and Jags and some comedians just thrown a pair of nickers in my wok
I bet Ken Hom doesnt have to work under these conditions mad
what do you fancy Mrs Fc indian chinese Italian
you name it im a dab hand in the kitchen cool
Where the Fluck is Easy hes always first in confused:
never mind a pint of the old wife beater ll go down a treat
warwick notices hes talking to himself :shock:
again rolleyes
Dave hes onto us start the car(p) were going to have to get out of this plaice. the trout about our plans is out
Dave arent you herring me get the carp started you prawn
not a sole will nowere going to Dover
The names Roger do you get it Roger
and the next smart alek to call me Puff gets flamed
we have never suffered any form of mental illness and anyway I like it on this planet so were staying
Is that photographic evidence Silky confused:
In which case I think we need to see it lol
Despite the promises from the BBc that the new Dr Who series would be a big budget affair the doctors Foe had an eerily familiar look
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