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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Do you ever wish youd never started something confused:
Freckles you and Mr Fb are surely certifiable :P
Now Im gonna hide because Dawn is so going to beat me up :cry:
Ps Dawn anytime you want although I am sure you will be disapointed
Ah but davej as you well know the other two are illiterate :shock:
anyway Im not the sort of person to steal someones fish now am I
Come on ask Easy rolleyes
Oh Dawn Im soooooooo sorry but its Rainbows fault honest
ps love the pretty way you did rainbows lol
creep creep
Hi all
Deano can you pm me if you get anything sorted , oh and wheres Butters
When did you last see it Venus confused:
Have you checked down the back of the sofa confused: thats where I normally find mine
are your car keys missing confused:
Did you send it out to fetch the paper confused:
Have you found a suspicious amount of ornamental pond accessories lying round the house confused:
Thats it youre back is the fish thief :shock:
case closed Sherlock
This isnt some care in the community type of place :shock:
Fluck what the hell am I doing here. ..davej all my illusions are destroyed.......come with me Debbiewebbs and well find ourselves a nice warm cosy padded room somewhere with those nice men and women in their long white can be happy lol
Now look Dawn it says right here on the paper 41107 copies delivered weekly so Ireckon that at least 41106 other people know about the story
And in any case it couldnt be me I was on Holiday at the time itdidnt happen :shock:
Debbiewbbs youre back , how cool is that lol lol lol
Wish I could play sounds like fun. Can we start this afternoon instead go on go on pleeeaasssee lol
Im a shiny happy person honest lol anybody want to hold my hand cool
Jags I just cant get that song out of my head now lol
Rugby Observer Headline today
THIEVES NET FISH
KOI carp worth £2000 were stolen from an aquatic centre :shock:
The colourful pond fish were stolen from FISH ARE US (yes really) at Wyevale garden centre :shock:
they also stole garden ponds and water features :shock:
Now look good people of SH thats over 50 fish plus pond equipment in three separate incidents this year
so come on whos doing it confused:
ps KOI carp are not legal tender here so put them back OK
Good one kristof
Sun bunny I dont think with my cock, I have a habit of not thinking atall confused
actually less a habit than a way of life
Sorry Ive had to dust the cobwebbs off this old nugget as I have noticed Rainbows has not yet been certified :shock:
having read her recent contribution to the Forum I feel this is an oversite which needs putting right
So Rainbows you are soooooooooooooooooooooooo Certified (tm warwick)
Its either that or its for one of the kids confused
Also why is everything you buy regardless of how cheap in so much packaging confused:
Ps Butters youre making me redface
Cant help you on any info Simon but welcome anyway lol
Good first post by the way
cheers
warwick
Shite I hope not Ice because if it is then Venus is my sister :shock:
I cant be annoyed at the moment Im in too good a mood so can I have irritations confused:
My Children cannot
1 ever tell me that theyve used the last loo roll
2 mention they need money until were at School
3 put a video dvd cd etc in its case
4 wash the sink, shower bath after use
5 fold or hang up clothes (and do I hate ironing)
6 open the milk in date order
7 talk quietly, have a discussion with each other ( smack Im bigger than you so Im right, yell Im louder than you so Im right)
8 turn lights off
9 play on the ps2 without shouting
10 sit bloody still in the car
is this all kids confused:
Not so much a shock more of a surprise :shock:
Was watching a film with a friend on saturday night and she stayed
on Monday i texted her with the message taken from the film
Thanks for the sex
i arrived at work yesterday to a big bunch of Roses from interflora
all it said in the card was
Youre welcome :shock:
MMM
Half English half welsh bloke called warwick can never decide . Guess Im happy whichever way
anyway look out for me in the crowd :shock:
Easy if I ever meet you and youre not sean Connerys double Ill be amazed
obviously Venus will have a paper bag on her head so that shouldnt be too difficult rolleyes
Some of the NHS cuts in uniform allowance were better received than others :shock: