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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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I thank you kindly sir. To be honest the first date went so well I just hope we get on as well this time
Strangely perceptive Easy :shock:
Im taking her to a posh new Tapas bar thats just opened. pre ordered a bottle of Moet and we will see how it goes. No kids tonight either so Ive got the house to myself
Right make it a quick one Ive got a hot date after work :twisted:
Bilko Sod off mad
Yes MrJ retirement looms . Im going to buy a nice comfy but not too racy cardigan and a new pair of slippers. I have it on good authority that youre the man for advice on this :!:
responsible for his wierdness
dont look at me him or him rolleyes
does tim really look like badly drawn boy confused:
Listen Mrj my performance was one of such stamina and talent that I totally exhausted the poor girl
I could tell that because she fell asleep poor lamb after a couple of minutes :shock:
while you lot have been making this thread Ive spent the last three hours shagging
due to my enormous manhood and stamina she may never walk again :twisted:
Really pleased with meself I am
Did that all on me ownsome :shock:
I shouldnt read this site whilst on the phone
I just told a moron who wouldnt take no for an answer number 16
thanks harry i really enjoyed that lol
Wouldnt be the same without the gravy
if its a special day I like to wear a Yorkshire pud on my head aswell
Thanks marya
I have been going to whitby for many years now and have a good group of friends there
I was in the Duke last weekend as it happens wink
Actually ive been watching Ripping Yarns The testing of Eric Olthwaite
black puddings very black today mutha even the white bits are black
He is soo me :shock:
FFS>> Easy no
Rants.. <<tuts>>
some people FFS
(sorry NIL ill fetch mee coat)
Think thats Lancashire Dawn confused:
not does for me though.
Chips you say for my shoulders ..bah dont need them Ill have you know I have a very balanced personality.. Ive already got a chip on both shoulders lol
think Im going to have to look for a bigger house :shock:
Im soo looking forward to freshly smoked kippers for brekkie but am not sure if I have to eat blackpudding confused:
no no no not sprouts Teppic, carrots are far more fetching for your ears
sprouts should only ever be used in conjunction with gherkins ( see earlier)
........to live in North Yorkshire :shock:
company is sold house is on the market, offers been accepted on house near Whitby.
Just sorting out schools and the like
Do you think I need to buy a whippet and a flat cap confused:
Why is this strange confused
I thought this was every males fantasy
just wondered though Jas are they frozen or fresh peas confused:
Polo the post should include a brief description including status ie single or married / partner consenting or not, and the requirements for a partner
Posts that would interest me would certainly not include VWE (for obvious reasons :cry: )
or be too graphic
I would want to meet someone socially first and see if we a sensible answer is that it should be an informative polite (to me thats important) and not too graphic
eg
Hi my name is Kylie and I am from Australia originally. I am comfortably well off and if we get on well I will buy you a Ferrari. I am ideally looking for a middle aged ugly guy from the Midlands with a small willy.I would like to arrange a social meeting first where I will buy you a fantastic meal of your choice and will also pick you up so that you can get drunk and feel at your ease.
that would get my attention. However as a male the advert should read
VWE up4it now watca waitin 4
this will obviously work as all women are equally easy and gagging for it
Not everyone gets headaches. I can drink Red wine with no side effects except for falling over oh and memory loss. what was I saying
Listen matey as suggested if you are serious you may need to put a little more effort in. i would say however its a refreshing change from huge cock lets shag as an approach
Good point Venus
How about one for Dawn one for Corrie and one to drive the car confused:
Bet im the one who gets to drive the car knowing those other two gits rolleyes
So youll go dogging with Corrie but not with old warwick then :cry:
gutted :cry:
However Angel glad to see you feeling a bit better lol