I thank you kindly sir. To be honest the first date went so well I just hope we get on as well this time
Strangely perceptive Easy :shock:
Im taking her to a posh new Tapas bar thats just opened. pre ordered a bottle of Moet and we will see how it goes. No kids tonight either so Ive got the house to myself
Right make it a quick one Ive got a hot date after work :twisted:
Listen Mrj my performance was one of such stamina and talent that I totally exhausted the poor girl
I could tell that because she fell asleep poor lamb after a couple of minutes :shock:
3 minutes :shock:
not on your nelly I am a sex god :twisted:
while you lot have been making this thread Ive spent the last three hours shagging
due to my enormous manhood and stamina she may never walk again :twisted:
Really pleased with meself I am
Did that all on me ownsome :shock:
Wouldnt be the same without the gravy
if its a special day I like to wear a Yorkshire pud on my head aswell
Actually ive been watching Ripping Yarns The testing of Eric Olthwaite
black puddings very black today mutha even the white bits are black
He is soo me :shock:
FFS>> Easy no
Rants.. <<tuts>>
some people FFS
(sorry NIL ill fetch mee coat)
no no no not sprouts Teppic, carrots are far more fetching for your ears
sprouts should only ever be used in conjunction with gherkins ( see earlier)
Polo the post should include a brief description including status ie single or married / partner consenting or not, and the requirements for a partner
Posts that would interest me would certainly not include VWE (for obvious reasons :cry: )
or be too graphic
I would want to meet someone socially first and see if we a sensible answer is that it should be an informative polite (to me thats important) and not too graphic
eg
Hi my name is Kylie and I am from Australia originally. I am comfortably well off and if we get on well I will buy you a Ferrari. I am ideally looking for a middle aged ugly guy from the Midlands with a small willy.I would like to arrange a social meeting first where I will buy you a fantastic meal of your choice and will also pick you up so that you can get drunk and feel at your ease.
that would get my attention. However as a male the advert should read
VWE up4it now watca waitin 4
this will obviously work as all women are equally easy and gagging for it
Not everyone gets headaches. I can drink Red wine with no side effects except for falling over oh and memory loss. what was I saying
Listen matey as suggested if you are serious you may need to put a little more effort in. i would say however its a refreshing change from huge cock lets shag as an approach