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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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warwick wrote
1993 Escort 1600l for sale
average condition and mileage for age
tax and tested £600 or VNO
Should have seen my advert in Autotrader mind redface redface redface redface
A kid in my school was called William Anchor :shock:
I went to a fairly strict Grammer School and you always had to put your name on books etc with an initial and surname
ie poor sod lol
Dear Ant we all love the Sarge
His wit it is often at large
He helps to brighten the site
with his nonsenseical shite
Its our duty to take the piss
though we do sometimes miss
Highly of him we do all think
Well exept for the stink :shock:
Oooh youve picked on a Mod
So youre a brave Sod
Although having said that
Its only that prat
Whos so very odd :shock:
yeah I know its crap but hey ho, sorry sarge BTW wink
I could not reply that quick
sadly I am pretty thick
but you were not too crude
so if youre in the mood
fancy a banana shaped (now what rhymes with thick confused: )
lol lol lol lol lol lol lol
Happy Birthday Polo lady
are you having a cake with candles and jelly and ice cream confused:
Polo Lady that is so sweet
Maybee you d fancy a meet
warwick is my name
Im definately game
but sadly my nob is not measured in feet :cry:
dave you utter utter b..........
lol lol lol lol lol
very good mate and a warm welcome to sh fatman
(now thats better isnt it?)
Ok Fatman may not have chosen the most pc subject for this post but hey everyone makes mistakes confused
what he has done is remained polite throughout, apologised if he has upset anyone and not ranted at the unfairness of it all etc.
So I am certainly going to give him a fair chance
welcome fatman
( this is only my opinion so dont flay me for it please)
Who are you calling ugly you smelly git :shock:
easy i wondered what that smell was and now I know it was sarge all along :shock:
Im not sure abusing mods is a good idea though mate, i think you could find a better use for some of them
ps Im depressed as my pc is having a wobbly and dawns boobs have stopped bouncing :cry:
This thread isnt going anywhere Mr Easy :shock:
We are snowed in due to the bizzare climatic conditions caused by VWE shutting out daylight to most of Northern Europe
Congrats BTW lol
sorry guys
but actually mine are the best thing in my life,and the one thing ive never regretted is having children
Having said that if you want to borrow them for a few days Julliette...................................... wink
Sorry Scandal but the position of site Morecambe and Wise has all ready been appointed by the mighty powerful Jags herself lol
Bring me sunshine etc
ps perhaps you could be Little and large confused:
Im not going either Bev.
Do you want to make an arrangement so we can not go together, I do so hate not going on my own.
Ps Im off men too, well actually Ive never been on them confused
Guilty as charged lol
I know its a little late but I wanted to get the facts right before heading off to the garden centre this afternoon :shock:
I was told on a thread the other day that sports cars are only ok if youre not old confused
I dont give a stuff I like my new toy so there :shock:
Rugby Observer 13/01/05
Half a dozen Goldfish were stolen from a garden on the Rokeby Estate over the weekend along with an ornamental fountain. police would like to hear from anyone who saw anything suspicious.
rugby Observer 20/01/05
more than twenty Goldfish were stolen in broad daylight from a house in hillmorton yesterday along with a pump worth over Police believe the crime is related to the theft last week in Rokeby . This is the fith Goldfish theft in the Rugby area in the last three months. Police say they are puzzled by the motive.
:shock: :shock: :shock: :shock: :shock:
This is genuine :shock:
So come on which one of you buggers is it confused:
Its this bloody job.. keeps getting in the way :cry:
Still a warming thought lol
It could be that this huge erection is acting like a weathervein and causing all these high winds and rain in the country
Its not global warming after all :shock:
its an enormous willy :shock: