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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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I think his willies a bit like the neuclear threat confused
You cant always see it but it casts a dark and sinister shadow everwhere
ooh err its gone dark here too :shock:
I think weve entered the twilight zone :shock:
im more confused than normal now rolleyes
Im going for a snooze now Bald you can borrow my Zimmer its parked outside the old peoples home lol
No worries but it will have to be another day
I have to take my medication now then go for my afternoon nap before catching up with my Gardners world magazine rolleyes
Thats for Kids Bev got a blinging souped up alloy plated super hi fi fitted customized lowered and street legal
ZIMMER Frame now rolleyes
You lot are rotten confused
I wish I had such a talented penis cool
ive been trying to teach mine to sing but its just not working :cry:
Imagine a willy the size of Hampshire combined with a razor wit and the charm of James Bond
steady yourself ladies rolleyes
Hmm looks like Ill have to dust the cobwebbs off my Mini 1275 gt again lol
Anyone want to buy a second hand Ferrari lol
warwick wanders off to exchange and mart to see what he can get for his medallion collection and false hairy chest wig rolleyes
I echo what WBB has just said
been busy and out of sorts myself lately so just took a break
Stay Debbs just take a moment for yourself
all the best warwick wink
I drive a Ferrari
because Ive got a tiny penis and this obviously compensates for it lol
Actually joking apart its a shame that older men are ridiculed for having sports cars, some just enjoy driving them rolleyes
I love fast cars, actually i love cars but my kids say Im too old for an imprezza now :cry:
Ignore mr Writer :shock:
A man reaches his peak at .um..............how old am i...............Oh yes warwicks secret diary aged 40 and 3/4...........
sorry Mr Writer joke ok wink
Warwick heads to pools r us to find a big enough bowl to put easy the talking goldfish in lol
was it my smooth talking....um.......er.................um
ways lol
Ill fetch my coat lol
I could always come along and...er....um.........er
hold your coats or .er...something rolleyes
many apologies its only 30 now redface
one of them muttered something about joining a football club and hopped on the number 34 bus to Coventry :shock:
( why hes going to coventry to join a football club is beyond me confused: )
Noooo!!!!
You stopped the auction too soon
To think Ive just spent the last 12 hours visiting every Fair in the uk and spent on goes at stalls not to mention the fuel speeding fines and food and baccy costs :shock:
net result
31 Goldfish
nb was 34 but three died in a suicide pact when they saw the boot of my car (not for the fainthearted)
DAMN DAMN DAMN :cry: :cry:
Anyone fancy a D.I.L.F confused:
Actually I really enjoy taking my boys to school cant think why :shock:
Bugger
had to go and do some work then so missed dawns offer :cry:
lovely day for it too and now I wont be able to go out untill after 2pm :cry:
Dont know any clubs Dawn and to be honest I wouldnt want to go on my own
Ill just have to stay frustrated :cry:
There is one in Coventry but you can only go if you are a couple. would Ian mids consider.....perhaps i best not go there lol
Usual place Dawn I would be arrested lol
I do know some quiet country lanes however so Ill pick you up in an hour :twisted:
Thanks Jags lol
Billys not really my type, mind you if he did that hes a brave man :shock:
I love the feeling of being naked outdoors, or seeing others naked outdoors. I have only experienced this a couple of times with an ex girlfriend. It seems to me though that it is impossible for a single male to be able to do this in any degree of safety and whist not causing offence or distress to others. :cry:
Of course its a little cold for this at the moment but I wondered if anyone felt the same or knew of somewhere to go confused:
Righty oh
Vix I shall be with you in about two hours lol
is the M5 clear confused:
try typing in "swinging heaven warwick " into :shock:
I found this site whilst looking for Frank Sinatra cds lol
bollox actually Im just a randy git :twisted: anyone free today confused: