Fearing the worst I visited the local Boots and after waiting till there was no one else in the shop tntatively approached the counter girl to ask for some Just for men hair dye
sadly my bottle went at the last moment and I blurted out " A gross of coloured variety condoms and a surgical truss please"
Having sold my house and all of its contents to pay the bill I made my way somewhat dejected to a site meeting where I was promptly shot and killed by a vermin control agent who had mistaken my head for a badgers arse :shock:
in future I shall be ordering my hair dye via the internet but for the moment I have drained the sump of my mini and found that used engine oil is a reasonable low priced substitute
Oh and ps clair yeah your pubes go grey too
although I prefer to use the term Distinguished
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