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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Its ok dave
things are going well. i have the advantage that its pitch black in here so she cant see me
anyway the pie will be fine were not all well healed southern gangsters you know :shock:
dark in here isnt it Debbs confused:
have you got a light confused:
mrj couldve left the door open couldnt he confused:
anyway I have supplies, I ve scraped the worst of the ash off his pie wink
I cant read or type davej
I just sit here writing on the screen with my crayons until nurse says its time for my medication :cry:
how about the use of yeah,yeah instead of a fullstop yeah as used yeah by all teenagers yeah
especially yeah when theyre pissed off yeah and life isnt fair yeah and you dont understand yeah cos you were never young yeah
rant mode off
( warwick has recently had his beloved niece to stay rolleyes pass the bottle someone)
warwick lights his twentieth Hamlet of the day and casually flicks cigar ash over davej s porkpie :shock:
oops sorry mate lol
Hi Wibbly
I have always wondered what middle aged is confused:
If its 70 as the average
middle age would be 23 and a third to 46 and two thirds
then old age
I have 5 years left :shock:
que david bowie
can we have a separate category for the most nicked avatar confused:
still makes me laugh now you nutters lol
fell down the stairs is a good one
he could offer to show his bruised arse
he must have one lol
To be honest Dawn you have a very valid point
One I hadnt actually considered redface
I am as you know slightly dyslexic myself. I dont really have a problem with grammer in posts ,what I do find a bit hard to deal with is unneccessary bad language.
Sometimes it is neccessary and can be funny or thought provoking but just to use it often out of context just seems a bit off
just my ten peneth
since shes been such a tease
we will punish her
by not giving her a spanking lol
guys
have a look at the oooooh and im not thread Debbs posted just after this one lol
hello there you
glad to see you posting again
cant do emocion things so have a virtual smack lol
I havent been around much lately
so i missed this
Is it too late to have the lovely dawn mids confused:
oh yes I mean added to the list redface
(although thinking about it)
I shall retire to my home ,select my favourite pair of slippers and my warmest cardigan extract my pipe from the rack and open a bottle of mild, then listen to the archers
its not always like this you understand but I treat myself on a Tuesday night rolleyes
sorry no Ive buggered it up somehow redface
I am a total computer dork redface
Im going to try and sort it later
morning sweetheart cool
this is actualy true you know :shock:
bizzare isnt it confused
Right you lot ........who wrote this?
reading the Sunday Times book review .and this is genuine.........the childrens book of the week is,
I sold my dad for two Goldfish :shock:
so come on who did it
warwick and warwick wanted their own accounts but I wouldnt let them
seriously doesnt a bit of this hang over from the masquerade balls confused
eerie :shock:
for nil is the chosen one
he will lead us to the garden of eden
i think thats his local lol