warwick turns key in tanks lock
crack
oh bugger all the ice must have made the metal brittle
warwick wanders off to help Easy find some high explosives :shock:
mr J sir unlike your goodself I have never had a six pack except for Falcon really cheap lager :cry:
Dawn you are too kind
ps Ill show you anytime :twisted:
Is an un-tank one that doesnt fire shells :shock:
no happy cats there hasnt for a while
it would just be good to keep it that way thats all
chinese takeaway
poor little bugger
Ah well such is life
I had been secretly working for several months on my 1500th celebration post and now it will never see the light of day.
Its a pity really as its 853 pages long and answers a few basic questions that have been floating around in my and others minds for some time now.
I had managed to conclusively discover the meaning of life, and answer the question as to the existence ofother lifeforms in other galaxies. I had also found a way to solve all the worlds social and economic problems and ensure everlasting peace and harmony.
Oh and during my coffee break I figured out a way to stop global warming and repair the ozone layer
the only problem that really stumped me was how to prevent my kids opening a new bottle of coke when there was one already opened. But some things are I guess just unsolvable
Ps this is not a moan I am actually broadly in favour of reducing these sort of threads but have been guilty myself and am certainly guilty of plenty of one liners. but I do try and keep them in the fun threads where I think it is appropriate
just my ten peneth have a good day all
I know I will have offended someone so i apologise but you have to go with what you feel sometimes