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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Bugger sorry its all gone pete tomg and ive lost it completely confused
Ive e mailed my mate who took it to send me another copy but I know he wont log on now till Monday
cest la vie
I finally have a picture of myselves. Promo shot for a trade body that I represent
Its nothing special but hey you cant make a silk purse etc.
I vaguely remember a couple of people asking for a photo for reasons best known to themselves rolleyes
If you want a laugh pm me with your E mail and I will attempt, although I am supremely inept to forward it to you
Id rather havesome more interesting ones and maybee one day I will
anyway enough of the bollox
ttfn
warwick wink
warwick turns key in tanks lock
crack
oh bugger all the ice must have made the metal brittle
warwick wanders off to help Easy find some high explosives :shock:
This I have to see
Ok sarge its a fair cop Ill try and remember to let you out of the tank before I go lol
mmmm Strange :shock:
I just found some suspicious looking keys laying next to a tank :shock:
thought I heard sme muffled noises coming from it too
oh well Ill just pop em in my pocket for now
see you after the weekend gang lol
Woo hoo Ive moved so my shower is now in the right place lol
still havent got a pc at home but I have got my driving licence back so Im on for the challenge
stand ye ready davej confused:
this sounds increasingly promissing lol
If I can still find a suit that fits confused
now Dawn dont go asking this lot about positions you know what theyre like :shock:
Sorry about that mate (meant in a manly way) but you never can be too carefull rolleyes
anyway I was told the cell was nice and warm and the Wpc was very a hem accomodating lol
Easy you been looking in my fridge :shock:
all washed down with Pie and chips and a few bottles of red redface
mr J sir unlike your goodself I have never had a six pack except for Falcon really cheap lager :cry:
Dawn you are too kind
ps Ill show you anytime :twisted:
no happy cats there hasnt for a while
it would just be good to keep it that way thats all
all we are saying is give peace a chance cool
good on you Easy I am in total agreement
and before anyone is great but open hostility is another thing
love Pie and chips
hate health food
oh and brown beer. really love brown beer redface
lol lol good point re lapse hadnt considered that :shock:
does anyone else suffer from suit shrinkage problems confused:
actually does anyone else wear a suit rolleyes
join the gang
welcome and if I may be so bold read some of the threads to get an idea of what goes on in here
Oh and dont bother reading anything Ive written as its complete drivel
enjoy lol
My suits are shrinking :cry:
they used to fit just fine but in the last few months they have become increasingly tight :shock:
I havent had this problem before with dry cleaning
has anyone any idea whats happened confused:
Is that bluexxxxxxxxxxx
excellent by the way lol
thankyou for a good laugh lol
come on you fools mad
surely this is the gratest creative tragedy since the Beatles split
why will no one take their undoubted massive contribution to music seriously
they were pioneers Im telling you and their like will not be seen again :shock:
In twenty years time Im a cheecky girl will be regarded as a musical milestone and they will have been inducted into the music hall of fame
class is class you know
Mark I love you and want to have your babies lol
you have just cheered up a very mardy arsed warwick
thanks mate lol
Ah well such is life
I had been secretly working for several months on my 1500th celebration post and now it will never see the light of day.
Its a pity really as its 853 pages long and answers a few basic questions that have been floating around in my and others minds for some time now.
I had managed to conclusively discover the meaning of life, and answer the question as to the existence ofother lifeforms in other galaxies. I had also found a way to solve all the worlds social and economic problems and ensure everlasting peace and harmony.
Oh and during my coffee break I figured out a way to stop global warming and repair the ozone layer
the only problem that really stumped me was how to prevent my kids opening a new bottle of coke when there was one already opened. But some things are I guess just unsolvable
Ps this is not a moan I am actually broadly in favour of reducing these sort of threads but have been guilty myself and am certainly guilty of plenty of one liners. but I do try and keep them in the fun threads where I think it is appropriate
just my ten peneth have a good day all
I know I will have offended someone so i apologise but you have to go with what you feel sometimes