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Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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I took Sarah s advice earlier and have spent over an hour on this site and made a couple of posts and still no response :cry:
I dont think this site works
read the certification thread in the cafe
I think its still on page one lol
I havent got a pic either :cry:
mind you its probably for the best :cry:
Ill fetch my coat
Im 26+ ,single, honest, reliable............................oh bugger
sorry sarah I am a newbie redface
maybee I should have read the advice first
still Im hoping to make some new friends here
Ill stick around and maybee get known wink
how do you use a phone for that confused:
oh and while Im here anyone fancy a shag
With apologies to Lilly the Pink
I give you the certification anthem
( Chorus)
We ll drink a drink a drink
to Dawn mids the mids the mids
the saviour of this stupid thread
she kept thelist of certification
with applications in every case
verse
heres a story, a little bit gory
a little bit happy.a little bit mad
its about Dawn the mids
and her various postings
and how it drove her to be bad
(chorus)
verse
Loony easy was very sure
he was the maddest man in the ta ha houn
lost his brain cell with silly posting
now he gibbers on the ground
(chorus)
verse
davej the southern gangster
could blow safes all ah ro hound
polished his bald headwhile posting
now he milks hedgehogs for a cro ho houn
(chorus)
Mark the geezer thought he was Morrisey
so they put him in a ho ho home
they gave him admin powers
now hes the boss man of his own
(chorus)
(slowly)
Dawn mids posted in heaven
all the forums they did si hi hing
she took her medicinal compound
now she sees the goldfish swi hi hing
Chorus to fade
buggrer im nackered now off for a lie down lol
in every silver lining a cloud cool
well it sure isnt going to be either of us is it mate lol
morning Colin
leads me onto thinking that one of the clever people on here could make a great SH advent calendar lol
open a door every day to reveal mmm the revealed I guess
do you think I should start a thread or shall I just hijack yours in time honoured tradition lol
Sorry I wasnt here Dawn
Thankyou for looking after the little blighter in my abscence lol
it seems to have developed something of a life of its own rolleyes
whats this play wot you wrote little davej lol
see Ive got you there you cant move, its your short fat hairy legs that do it lol
glad to see the bollox continues lol
Dawn there are three new fruitloops in need of certification when youve got a mo honey lol
blimey :shock:
thats a bit steep. how about a tin of pilchards and davej s missing shoe
thats about all I can afford at the moment confused
mm
ok
roman history ao level a
greek history ao level a
ancient history a lvel a redface redface
friends I am actually sad bugger though I am ..still working :cry:
started at 9 this morning :cry:
welcome to addiction
just a word of advice though . this is a serious site and humour is frowned upon :shock:
and if you believe that as they say lol have fun