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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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Thanks Dawn lol
applications to be certified must be in by 5 oclock today or it will be too late :shock:
In this time of economic uncertainty I have just had a brain wave to save SH money :idea:
We will sit Dawn in the Jacuzzi for the duration and switch the electricity off as her boobs bouncing up and down in the water will have much the same effect lol
MMM two of you to warm up :twisted:
indeed my lucky day lol
(warwick wanders off to find a couple of hot water bottles. well what did you think I meant)
Helen consider yourself certified and join the ever increasing lunacy lol
Frisky Dawn
im rampant come over here Ill warm you up :twisted: :twisted:
If there was ever any doubt about you lot lol
Easy youre av says it all well and truly yampy lol
Ice if you ever had it which is doubtfull
I neednt go on lol
AngelChat :shock:
no need to turn up Ice as I am currently not here anyway
Lucy no need for a C youve got a :shock:
nope not putting a list up. If anyone can be arsed to troll through this thread and do so theyre welcome but its too much for me lol
Clare will do anything for me lol
Dawns verifyed me lol
and Kaz is gonna hold my marbles lol
happy days lol lol lol
yup
see no reason why not
Kazswallows :shock:
I should have had a rubber stamp made up lol lol lol lol lol
Dont think theres much question Lucy
so Lucy :shock:
like the picture btw
Right
steve-shireen :shock:
Clare Lincs :shock:
Sorry Clare but the warwicks judgement is final youre in mate lol
Sarah no doubt about it youre in
Sarah1448 :shock: (officially certified by warwick) lol
oh and wildwilly no pole required our marms is barking
see well meet again thread in dogging for proof wink
marms you are sooooooooooooooo certifiable its not true :shock:
consider it done my friend lol
oh and sod it Im gonna add a few more
Deancannock :shock:
Butters :shock:
Alan :shock:
thatll do for the mo lol
Fruity have you been certified yet confused:
and if not why not lol
debbs honey GOLDFISH :shock:
Nuff said
Scandal :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
its a bugger but now there are 3 Venuses I have competition in the multiple personality category of SH awards :cry:
Venus are there 3 of you aswell :shock:
perhaps we should get together :twisted:
I think youre both certifiable lol
do you want the two for one offer or individual goldfish and loyalty cards :idea:
Venus Mars :shock: etc
fred :shock: Inominate and certify you
its the law lol
xxdevil :shock: warwick says youre in but warwick and I did have to convince him rolleyes
Little gem :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
Dawn mids :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
warwick (officially verified by Dawn mids)
holy moley my sig is now longrer than my posts :shock:
just KOS its you lol
hornyred and dino :shock: (officially certified by warwick) lol lol
You just have to keep bringing sex into it
jeez anyone would think this was an adult forum mad rolleyes lol
wibble lol
wildwilly :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
flibble tzlicky zicky lacky back at you willywild wink
One thing I can say to that honey
Debbiewebbs :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
actually debbs I think you get gold(fish?) membership and a loyalty card lol
This is why I am doing the certifying Vix because as everyone knows I am incontrevertably the most sane person on here
Vix :shock: (officially certified by warwick )
whether you like it or not wink
Of couse zootle lol
Its for their benefit so they can avoid our inane drivel
and leave us chuntering away in the corner without being exposed to our bollox lol
Bluexxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx :shock: ( officialy certified by warwick )
Flirty Fruitloop :shock: (officially certified by warwick)
Jeez of course you two didnt need to ask lol
barmy as they come lol
Sexysteph :shock: (officially certified by warwick )
3 biscuit tin inhabitants already
MQ :shock: ( officially certified by warwick)
zootle :shock: ( officially certified by warwick )
excellent guys now add to sig lol