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warwick
Over 90 days ago
Bisexual Male, 63
0 miles · Warwickshire

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I dont reckon wed all fit in my holiday home mate its only got two bedrooms :cry:
mind you might be fun trying lol
Sorry mate taking my sisters kids aswell so got a car full
fairs fair she and my bro in law get a weekend off they certainly do enough for me
Im taking my boys away for the weekend to a firework night on the beach at scarborough
Now then now then
dear jim it says here
my name is warwick and I am40 and a half can you fix it for me to find my marbles
mm well finding marbles howe about that then
nah Dawn course its not redface
still havent the foggiest over the avatar mind :shock:
What you do is hang around being helpless and mizzy and moaning all the time about how youve lost this great avatar
then this really nice man called mark whos a newbie I think comes along and sorts it out for you lol lol
(well mark fixed it for me ugh ugh ugh hows about that then)
ok ok ill fetch my coat lol
Dawn if you broke your new toy
I can suggest an alternative
take about 30 mins to get it to you lol :twisted: :twisted:
Then what Easy
Snog risk assesments confused:
environmental Impact assesments on sex confused:
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhh dont let the EU see this thread
you know its gonna happen rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes
How about Carrots confused:
only Im considering becoming one as they appear to have more fun wink
I admire butters use of carrots aswell Fruity lol
nudist beach in Kos
just reminding everyone that we havent hijacked this thread rolleyes
Dont hijack Shanes thread you rotters mad
which reminds me must get down to the butchers and order my christmas Turkey
lovely with veggies although I dont suppose anyone has any preferences confused:
Casualties of war
one of them was severely abused by redstilleto and is currently in the field hospital
the other one has set out dressed as Rambo to wreak his revenge on Alexandra
so your left with me
THE NASTY ONE :twisted: :twisted: :twisted:
Well done Missy
and thankyou for your sense of fun
your a gem lol lol lol
cant do hug icons dont know where they are rolleyes
well done matey lol
although for sheer quality insight and thoughtfull posting you have a way to go to catch up to my quality rolleyes rolleyes rolleyes :shock:
Right Alex you in big trouble girl mad
ah seems that yellow belly sarge has returned aswell.
Let battle commence mad
i THOUGHT THIS THREAD WAS ABOUT bRUCE sPRINGSTEEN
oh god my typwrixters gone mad rolleyes
Right guys update
initial optimism over a quick and easy end to the conflict is failing fast :cry:
The enemy has proven far tougher and more resourcefull than initial intelligence had forecast (yes thats you Bilko you yellow belly) :cry:
We need to regroup and prepare for a long hard winter conflict
all leave is cancelled immediately and we are going to the highest state of readiness for battle CODE REDSTILLETTO is now in force rolleyes
gentleman we will fight them in the bikinis
we will fight them in the hair we will fight them in the Bfz
and we will return ,obviously not all of us
VICTORIOUS lol
Now come on chaps how about a morale boosting rendition of the boys are back in town lol
HA
your plan wont work red youd have to sew em back on first :cry:
I have been married ya know lol
AHH marms a man of taste
yep thong definately
wonders if it will work as a screen saver lol
Good news from the front lines Mrj
weve got red surrounded and all the other girlies have run away and hidden behind the ironing boards lol
now you put out a warrant on that yellow bellied Bilko and this conflict will be over by Christmas rolleyes
VICTORY FOR THE BOYS lol
No Im sorry red honour is at stake here
Stiff upper thingys and that all round rolleyes
For goodness sake Bilko pull yourself together man mad
Thats just the sort of easy surrender their after mad
pride honour and um manly ness is at stake here <<TUTS>> LOUDLY
FFS mad
Congratulations fellow bollox and inane drivel poster
soon the world will be ours
(wanders off laughing in a sinister Terry Thomas type fashion)
lol lol apologies Clare if your too young to remember TT redface :